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SHE’S GOT NUTS – Horror/ Sci-Fi Movie Concept
Transexual Vampires from Transylvania, Louisiana. Lead by …ZEILLA… DAVID aka SATAN’s FIRST FUCK. Every year, these unknown transgender Vampires travel from 3H 58Minutes away to attend the infamous Mardi Gras In New Orleans USA. They stay at a boutique hotel called Sarcophagus. The hotel is owned by MORE. No one knows if MORE is a Man or a Woman. But MORE is one of the four founding members of the Horror Mask Maniacs, and is also the owner of a growing international limousine service. Once the “Tranny Vamps” arrive on holiday, they prey on the tourist and locals without a care in the world. But when the son of a Powerful New Orleans Voodoo Witch is taken by the fangs of the Tranny Vamps. A war of mystical powers ensues turning this years Spooky Mardi Gras into a deadly gumbo filled with nothing but blood, wizardry and a whole lot of nuts.
“Bunny Baby Run” – Horror Movie Concept
A group of high school seniors anxiously plan for one last memorable experience before heading off to college. Ironically, they hear about a hot new drug dealer in town by the name of Reyno Credev Evdi. After a brief debate over wether or not they should do drugs. Billy and his slutty girlfriend Sara set up a meeting with Reyno. Renyo presents them with a variety of fancy pills imported from Switzerland and France. But quickly pushes a shiny pink drug on them called Bunny Baby Run. He say’s just one dose of Bunny Baby Run will last them for two whole days. He say’s it’s so rare, Charlie Sheen can’t even get it. Soon after purchasing the “BBR”, Billy and Sara relay the exciting news to their friends. They then all decide to spend the weekend at a vacation house in the woods. Upon arrival, they stock the place with water, soda’s, candy, fresh fruits and have the number of a local pizza shop on speed dial. They then eagerly gather as everyone pops the magical pill together. At first, nothing happens. But as the night slowly begins to creep in.. so as does the Bunny..Baby..Run.. Everyone in the house begins to feel a spectacular tingling sensation through every inch of their bodies. Their eyes explode with love and anticipation as the euphoric environment around them becomes perfectly real. They dance, they kiss, they have creative discussions about super heroes and reincarnation. But when one of the female teenagers drifts off into the house alone. She feels as though someone or something is following her. She becomes frightened as her euphoria darkens with violent colors. She feels trapped. She hallucinates an Evil Monster Bunny with long terrifying teeth and enormous clawed hands. She screams but can not escape the now violently swirling colors. The Monster Bunny proves to be real as it viciously tears her apart. After taking a few deep chomps of her flesh. It raises its bloody mouth and speaks to it’s self in a delighted tone “DELICIOUS, TASTE LIKE BITCH”. Unaware of the murderous attack, the other teenagers continue on with there joyous high.
Noises, louder-louder – creepy animal noises everywhere. The teenagers gather, they realize one of their friends is missing. Surprisingly, they walk in on a group of Evil Monster Bunnies having sex. At first they think their hallucination is hilarious-Laughing-Pointing-Telling Jokes. But little do they know, is that Evil Monster Bunnies don’t like to be made fun of when having sex. They become enraged. The teenagers must run for their lives as the Monster Bunnies begin killing everyone. Only three of the teenagers remain. They sneak outside. They see a house with it’s lights on. They run to it. They bang on the front door. They see a husband and wife with the cutest baby boy anyone has ever seen. The baby has just learned to walk. The family is overjoyed but remains calm as the teenagers continue to bang on the door. The husband has a chainsaw strapped over his right shoulder. After taking his good old time, he opens the front door. The teenagers are hysterical. The husband is expressionless. He waits for them to finishes with their rambling then replies with a cocky hillbilly tone “Don’t you kids know drugs don’t pay? I’m a hunter. Don’t let me catch you sneakin’ around.. otherwise you’ll be seein’ me sneakin’ on you..”. He then flashes them the chainsaw before closing the door.
The Monster Bunnies are coming!! The teenagers hide in the woods. Dehydration sets in. They feel light headed. All they can do is lay motionless in the weeds. As one of the teenagers goes in and out of consciousness, she finds herself staring at one of the Monster Bunnies. She watches the Monster Bunny move towards the Hillbillies house. From through the bay window, she see’s the baby playfully walking on it’s new found legs. Suddenly, the Monster Bunny SCREAMS.. and JUMPS BACK upon first sight of the baby. It chatters it’s teeth then runs away. In a droopy drugged out haze the teenager murmurs to herself “Baby, the baby, the fucking bunnies are afraid of the baby”. A ray of hope sets in. She is inspired. She relays the information to her friends. They successfully sneak into the hillbillies house to kidnap the baby in order to scare and kill the Evil Monster Bunnies. After inflicting their revenge, they are faced with the daunting task of secretly returning the precious baby back to its home. The baby is overjoyed. The teenagers are thankful as the female cradles the baby in her arms. She gently lays it back into its carriage. Suddenly, the Mother appears screaming at the top of her lungs. The Father chases them with his chainsaw. He kills two of the teenagers leaving only the one female remaining. She has nothing left. He closes in on her.. But just as the thunderous bloody blade is inches away from her face. EVERYTHING ABRUPTLY DISAPPEARS. She finds herself stammering-overwhelmed-out of control in the woods all by herself. AN EXHILARATING CHILL STORMS THROUGH HER BODY. She has a hard time speaking but somehow utters out wildly “O, O, O Wow, that was”.
Scene cuts:
Close on: Reyno Credev Evdi’s face. Reyno speaks as only he does, “Two Days Up, One Survived, Now that’s what I call a good time, …Bunny..Baby..RUN…”
THE END:
NOTE: The potential for creative expansion on this movie idea is “High”. In part two – Reyno Credev Evdi could offer his clients/victims an entirely new drug that produces an entirely different effect while maintaining the same original concept that made or will make part 1 successful.
Pink Gummy Bears & Fluorescent Cocaine – Comedic Adventure – Movie Concept
When a struggling screenwriter is heartbroken after his girlfriend dumps him on Valentine’s day. To escape reality, he gets drunk and dreams about the fictitious Asian girl on his wall named Orangina. Once inside dreamland, he’s sent on a wildly creative/dangerous adventure as he must find some Pink Gummy Bears and Fluorescent Cocaine in order to have sex with his new found love interest. After barely achieving his near impossible task, he is awakened by the sound of a semi truck crashing into the side of his apartment complex. He brightly smiles with the realization he now has a sellable screenplay to write, but above and beyond ALL, he wants to go back, go back and do it ALL….Over….Again. And maybe this time, her name will be Purplelina.
SONG TITLED: When The Moon Turns Into A Microphone
Lyrics: When the moon turns into a microphone,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe whe whe when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot orange ass,
I never had orange ass,
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses?
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
Whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Lyrics: When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Eazy E,
I want this version,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings She…Swallowed…it,
I want this ver ver version,
I want this ver ver version,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings,
Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,
Cra Cra Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
I like to play em,
I like to play em,
like this,
like this,
just like this,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Porn Star Ass,
I never had Porn Star Ass,
Where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Eazy E,
She…Swallowed…it,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Stars,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars,
I want this version,
I want this version,
of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
when the moon turns into a micro,
Lyrics: Da Da Da Donna Summers,
Da Da Da Donna Summers,
When the moon turns into a mother fuckin’ microphone and sings Da Da Da Donna Summers,
I want this ver ver version,
of you’re sleazy,
I want that ver ver version,
of you’re sleazy,
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro,
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
like this,
like this,
I like to play em,
I like to play em,
like this,
like this,
just like this,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings “Veala Scallopini”,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings a “Veala Scallopini”,
She….Swallowed….it,
Thanks Eazy,
La La La Lana,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars,
Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars,
I want this version, yeah yeah you all know the rest,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em now, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack,
one more time,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Orange Ass,
I never had Orange Ass,
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Hey you,
yeah you,
the one over there, with the Chiquita Banana Skirt and the August Ames Tits,
La La La Luxurious,
La La La Luxurious,
She was,
She was,
La La La Lusciously Luxurious,
…all…the…way…
…all…the…way…
……all….the….way..…through…..
Whe whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La L……………..Lynyrd Skynyrd,
Won’t you fly…High…Free…Bird….Yeah,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Pink Gummy Bears and Fluorescent Cocaine written by Renato Caravaggio and Renato Caravaggio ONLY.
A FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
Lyrics: I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same songs over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same song over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is listen to the same shit over and over,
over and over,
over and over again,
Like running my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
I swear I swear it’s ENORMOUS and THUNDEROUS,
FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
yeah the cool kids know,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
O they exist,
They do.. They do..
Description: Phone rings. Celebrity Killer’s voice answers HELLO. THREE RINGS.
Lyrics: Hello,
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,
Hello,
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,
Thanks MOM,
Tha Tha Thanks MOM,
Now when I was in College,
far…far…away,
I went on what the kids used to call THE Spring Break,
The The The THE SPRING BREAK,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide,
as I slide,
as I slide…..right in,
So when “I”,
So when “I”
So when “I” went on THE Spring Break,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU” went on THE Spring Break,
We drank,
We drank,
We drank,
cause why your paranoid,
cause why your paranoid,
you can’t play the same songs over and over again,
you can’t play the same SHIT over and over again,
cause why,
cause why,
your paranoid,
where’s my friends,
where’s my friends,
does my ass look fat,
did he,
did SHE,
did he,
did SHE,
did he,
did SHE just get me pregnant,
The NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’S Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOOO….THE NATURE…BOY..
That’s right SLICK RIC you tell em,
BASH AT THE BEACH,
Wet Tee Shirt Contests,
STDs,
Beer pong,
Cheap Alcohol and Faucets,
HOT ASS,
MTV,
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,
MTV,
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,
WOOOOO….
I’m a Limousine ridin’ jet flyin’ kiss stealin’,
WOOOOO….son of a gun,
did he just jump off the top balcony,
she was wearing her designers,
I can’t,
I can’t,
I can’t breath,
you tell er,
you tell er Frankie,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
na na theirs no Fucking Machine Guns,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide,
as I slide,
as I slide…right in,
Up NEXT,
We smuggled her in just for you…,
Everyone Please Welcome,
JUANITA….BIG CITY….JENKENS….
JENKINS…Everyone and the Dance-ettes,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
where’s all my money Lisa,
where’s all my money Lisa,
I have,
I have,
Four days left,
where’s my special conditioner Latisha,
I have,
I have,
no shampoo,
no shampoo left,
where’s my,
where’s my,
where’s my Kylie Jenner makeup kit by Kylie Kylie,
I have,
I have,
I have,
I have,
no days,
no days,
no days left,
NOW THAT’s,
NOW THAT’s a quick taste,
of the,
of the,
WOOOOO….
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE ya all,
Pa Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Yeah Yeah PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
O it’s There…
it’s There…
Sativa,
Sativa,
Sativa,
Lyrics: Now when I was on Mars,
far far away,
then flew to Saturn, then Spain,
I got my picture taken with Ha Ha Ha Ha Hugh Hefner,
that’s right,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Hugh Hefner,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
so when people tell yea,
so when people tell yea,
O no,
O no,
you can’t do that,
O no,
O no,
you can’t be that,
O no,
O no,
she’s never gonna buy you a brand new Big Black Porsche,
I just say,
I just say,
I just say,
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,
I just might cum all over you face if you say,
Hey you,
yeah you,
“FUCK YOU”,
SEXY FEMALE VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,
and I jerked,
and jerked,
and just kept jerking,
and stroking and jerking,
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,
I just kept jerking and stroking,
and jerking and stroking,
YEAH THAT’s RIGHT,
She’s my Sexy LOOP LOOP Vocalist,
and I’m SUPER,
SUPER,
SUPER FLY,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
is that what you want,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
yeah that’s what he said,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich,
I wanna be,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich,
I’m gonna be,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER.
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is eat IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
Hey Ladies,
Hey you alls,
Hey every bodies who’s not here,
I do everything,
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO….
In a PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE LOOP,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Wish I Would Have Met You First,
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,
still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards before Charlie Sheen,
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO…. WOOOO….
that’s right SLICK RICK,
16 Times Mother Fuckers WOOOO…
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,
Most Beautiful Goddess Ever Seen,
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,
Still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards,
with Denise Richards,
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sheen,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
She Was Wearin’ the OUT FIT AND EVERYTHING,
Hey everyone,
Hey everyone,
it’s been fun,
it’s been fun,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
and I like do EVERYTHING in LOOPS,
Like eating through your Silky Pink Velvet,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like doing my hand trick through your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
I listened to everything except for county music when I was horny,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
na…theirs no MOTHER FUCKIN’ MACHINE GUNS,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide,
as I slide,
as I slide…right in,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
if you say it enough times,
if you say it enough times,
it just might happen,
it just might happen,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
Sativa,
Sativa,
O it’s there,
it’s there…
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS AND FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
SATIVA,
A FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
Lyrics: I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same songs over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same song over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is listen to the same shit over and over,
over and over,
over and over again,
Like running my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
I swear I swear it’s ENORMOUS and THUNDEROUS,
FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
yeah the cool kids know,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
O they exist,
They do.. They do..
Description: Phone rings. Celebrity Killer’s voice answers HELLO. THREE RINGS.
Lyrics: Hello,
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,
Hello,
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,
Thanks MOM,
Tha Tha Thanks MOM,
Now when I was in College,
far…far…away,
I went on what the kids used to call THE Spring Break,
The The The THE SPRING BREAK,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide,
as I slide,
as I slide…..right in,
So when “I”,
So when “I”
So when “I” went on THE Spring Break,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU” went on THE Spring Break,
We drank,
We drank,
We drank,
cause why your paranoid,
cause why your paranoid,
you can’t play the same songs over and over again,
you can’t play the same SHIT over and over again,
cause why,
cause why,
your paranoid,
where’s my friends,
where’s my friends,
does my ass look fat,
did he,
did SHE,
did he,
did SHE,
did he,
did SHE just get me pregnant,
The NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’S Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOOO….THE NATURE…BOY..
That’s right SLICK RIC you tell em,
BASH AT THE BEACH,
Wet Tee Shirt Contests,
STDs,
Beer pong,
Cheap Alcohol and Faucets,
HOT ASS,
MTV,
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,
MTV,
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,
WOOOOO….
I’m a Limousine ridin’ jet flyin’ kiss stealin’,
WOOOOO….son of a gun,
did he just jump off the top balcony,
she was wearing her designers,
I can’t,
I can’t,
I can’t breath,
you tell er,
you tell er Frankie,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
na na theirs no Fucking Machine Guns,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide,
as I slide,
as I slide…right in,
Up NEXT,
We smuggled her in just for you…,
Everyone Please Welcome,
JUANITA….BIG CITY….JENKENS….
JENKINS…Everyone and the Dance-ettes,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
where’s all my money Lisa,
where’s all my money Lisa,
I have,
I have,
Four days left,
where’s my special conditioner Latisha,
I have,
I have,
no shampoo,
no shampoo left,
where’s my,
where’s my,
where’s my Kylie Jenner makeup kit by Kylie Kylie,
I have,
I have,
I have,
I have,
no days,
no days,
no days left,
NOW THAT’s,
NOW THAT’s a quick taste,
of the,
of the,
WOOOOO….
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE ya all,
Pa Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Yeah Yeah PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
O it’s There…
it’s There…
Sativa,
Sativa,
Sativa,
Lyrics: Now when I was on Mars,
far far away,
then flew to Saturn, then Spain,
I got my picture taken with Ha Ha Ha Ha Hugh Hefner,
that’s right,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Hugh Hefner,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
so when people tell yea,
so when people tell yea,
O no,
O no,
you can’t do that,
O no,
O no,
you can’t be that,
O no,
O no,
she’s never gonna buy you a brand new Big Black Porsche,
I just say,
I just say,
I just say,
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,
I just might cum all over you face if you say,
Hey you,
yeah you,
“FUCK YOU”,
SEXY FEMALE VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,
and I jerked,
and jerked,
and just kept jerking,
and stroking and jerking,
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,
I just kept jerking and stroking,
and jerking and stroking,
YEAH THAT’s RIGHT,
She’s my Sexy LOOP LOOP Vocalist,
and I’m SUPER,
SUPER,
SUPER FLY,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
is that what you want,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
yeah that’s what he said,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich,
I wanna be,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich,
I’m gonna be,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER.
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is eat IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
Hey Ladies,
Hey you alls,
Hey every bodies who’s not here,
I do everything,
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO….
In a PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE LOOP,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Wish I Would Have Met You First,
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,
still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards before Charlie Sheen,
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO…. WOOOO….
that’s right SLICK RICK,
16 Times Mother Fuckers WOOOO…
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,
Most Beautiful Goddess Ever Seen,
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,
Still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards,
with Denise Richards,
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sheen,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
She Was Wearin’ the OUT FIT AND EVERYTHING,
Hey everyone,
Hey everyone,
it’s been fun,
it’s been fun,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
and I like do EVERYTHING in LOOPS,
Like eating through your Silky Pink Velvet,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like doing my hand trick through your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
I listened to everything except for county music when I was horny,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
na…theirs no MOTHER FUCKIN’ MACHINE GUNS,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide,
as I slide,
as I slide…right in,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
if you say it enough times,
if you say it enough times,
it just might happen,
it just might happen,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
Sativa,
Sativa,
O it’s there,
it’s there…
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS AND FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
SATIVA,