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A group of high school seniors anxiously plan for one last memorable experience before heading off to college. Ironically, they hear about a hot new drug dealer in town by the name of Reyno Credev Evdi. After a brief debate over wether or not they should do drugs. Billy and his slutty girlfriend Sara set up a meeting with Reyno. Renyo presents them with a variety of fancy pills imported from Switzerland and France. But quickly pushes a shiny pink drug on them called Bunny Baby Run. He say’s just one dose of Bunny Baby Run will last them for two whole days. He say’s it’s so rare, Charlie Sheen can’t even get it. Soon after purchasing the “BBR”, Billy and Sara relay the exciting news to their friends. They then all decide to spend the weekend at a vacation house in the woods. Upon arrival, they stock the place with water, soda’s, candy, fresh fruits and have the number of a local pizza shop on speed dial. They then eagerly gather as everyone pops the magical pill together. At first, nothing happens. But as the night slowly begins to creep in.. so as does the Bunny..Baby..Run.. Everyone in the house begins to feel a spectacular tingling sensation through every inch of their bodies. Their eyes explode with love and anticipation as the euphoric environment around them becomes perfectly real. They dance, they kiss, they have creative discussions about super heroes and reincarnation. But when one of the female teenagers drifts off into the house alone. She feels as though someone or something is following her. She becomes frightened as her euphoria darkens with violent colors. She feels trapped. She hallucinates an Evil Monster Bunny with long terrifying teeth and enormous clawed hands. She screams but can not escape the now violently swirling colors. The Monster Bunny proves to be real as it viciously tears her apart. After taking a few deep chomps of her flesh. It raises its bloody mouth and speaks to it’s self in a delighted tone “DELICIOUS, TASTE LIKE BITCH”. Unaware of the murderous attack, the other teenagers continue on with there joyous high.
Noises, louder-louder – creepy animal noises everywhere. The teenagers gather, they realize one of their friends is missing. Surprisingly, they walk in on a group of Evil Monster Bunnies having sex. At first they think their hallucination is hilarious-Laughing-Pointing-Telling Jokes. But little do they know, is that Evil Monster Bunnies don’t like to be made fun of when having sex. They become enraged. The teenagers must run for their lives as the Monster Bunnies begin killing everyone. Only three of the teenagers remain. They sneak outside. They see a house with it’s lights on. They run to it. They bang on the front door. They see a husband and wife with the cutest baby boy anyone has ever seen. The baby has just learned to walk. The family is overjoyed but remains calm as the teenagers continue to bang on the door. The husband has a chainsaw strapped over his right shoulder. After taking his good old time, he opens the front door. The teenagers are hysterical. The husband is expressionless. He waits for them to finishes with their rambling then replies with a cocky hillbilly tone “Don’t you kids know drugs don’t pay? I’m a hunter. Don’t let me catch you sneakin’ around.. otherwise you’ll be seein’ me sneakin’ on you..”. He then flashes them the chainsaw before closing the door.
The Monster Bunnies are coming!! The teenagers hide in the woods. Dehydration sets in. They feel light headed. All they can do is lay motionless in the weeds. As one of the teenagers goes in and out of consciousness, she finds herself staring at one of the Monster Bunnies. She watches the Monster Bunny move towards the Hillbillies house. From through the bay window, she see’s the baby playfully walking on it’s new found legs. Suddenly, the Monster Bunny SCREAMS.. and JUMPS BACK upon first sight of the baby. It chatters it’s teeth then runs away. In a droopy drugged out haze the teenager murmurs to herself “Baby, the baby, the fucking bunnies are afraid of the baby”. A ray of hope sets in. She is inspired. She relays the information to her friends. They successfully sneak into the hillbillies house to kidnap the baby in order to scare and kill the Evil Monster Bunnies. After inflicting their revenge, they are faced with the daunting task of secretly returning the precious baby back to its home. The baby is overjoyed. The teenagers are thankful as the female cradles the baby in her arms. She gently lays it back into its carriage. Suddenly, the Mother appears screaming at the top of her lungs. The Father chases them with his chainsaw. He kills two of the teenagers leaving only the one female remaining. She has nothing left. He closes in on her.. But just as the thunderous bloody blade is inches away from her face. EVERYTHING ABRUPTLY DISAPPEARS. She finds herself stammering-overwhelmed-out of control in the woods all by herself. AN EXHILARATING CHILL STORMS THROUGH HER BODY. She has a hard time speaking but somehow utters out wildly “O, O, O Wow, that was”.
Scene cuts:
Close on: Reyno Credev Evdi’s face. Reyno speaks as only he can, “Two Days Up, One Survived, Now that’s what I call a good time, …Bunny..Baby..RUN…”
THE END:
NOTE: The potential for creative expansion on this movie idea is “High”. In part two – Reyno Credev Evdi could offer his clients/victims an entirely new drug that produces an entirely different effect while maintaining the same original concept that made or will make part 1 successful. For further details send queries to Contact@thecelebritykiller.com
niGHTS ta niGHTS,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS,
Hoe’s Groupies Under Cover SLUT’S,
Where’s aLL mY Hoe’s Groupies and Under Cover CUM SLUT’S,
no no i don’t want a samaritan i just want em to give half a FUCK,
So WHere’s aLL mY Supped Up HOE’S, Fast TiME AnyWhere’s, aLWayS aLWayS Nasty Nasty sometimes Classy Classy Under Cover CUM SLUT’S,
niGHTS ta niGHTS,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta niGHTS,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS,
did you ever do that,
did you ever See how MANY niGHTS ta niGHTS you can go without Seein those DAY LiGHTS,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS,
….L….LAS VEGAS!!!!
La La La La ….L….LAS VEGAS,
LAS VEGAS iS where i discovered mY FiRsT FiRsT niGHTS ta niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS,
then.. i went from ….L….LAS VEGAS to Miami biTCH,
La La La La La LAS VEGAS to Miami Mami Mami Mami,
No No i didn’t take a JET PLANE, Helicopter or any sort of arial device’s whatsoever,
i FLEW THERE,
yEa yEa i FLEW THERE,
niGHTs ta niGHTS,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS Ta niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS,
wanna put in my CuL CuL CuLo CuLo CuLo,
wanna BUY ME EXPENSiVE do whatever i say,
wanna play SeXcaPades only use code code code names,
niGHTS ta niGHTS,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta Miami Mami Mami Na Na Na Na niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS,
Na Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta niGHTS,
niGHTS ta niGHTS,
niGHTS ta nIGHTS,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta Miami Miami Mami Mami Na Na Na Na Na niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS,
on the MONi..ToR ToR ToR ToR Na Na Na Na NoW NoW NoW NoW,
Miami to ShanG ShanG Sha Sha Sha Sha Sha ShanG ShanG ShanG ShanG ShanG ShanG,
Ma Ma Ma Ma Miami Mami to to Cha Cha ChiChi Za Za Z Z ZHOU ZHOU ZHOU……..ZHOU……..ZHOU……..
No No i didn’t take an ALiEN CRAFT or any sort of arial device’s whatsoever ever,
i FLEW THERE,
yEa yEa i FLEW THERE,
CauSe you ain’t a REAL MASTA, Unless you been to Sha Sha Sha Za Za Za ZhOU ZhOU ZhOU ChiChi Cha Cha Wa Wa We We Woo Woo Woo….
CauSe you ain’t a Ra Ra REAL REAL Ma Ma Ma Ma MASTA MASTA MASTA, Unless you been to ChiChi’s Cha Cha HiGh HiGH Za Za ZhOU ZhOU My My OowoO OowoO Z Z Za Za ZhOU…ZhOU… oOWoO oOWoO WooHoo ZaZa Na Na ahuh Spray Spray Sha Sha ShanGhai hiGH hiGH Tsunami Tsunami oOwEe oOwEe she she me me her her ZaZa ChiChi Cha Cha my my D D Da Da while while aLL aLL up up in her Cha Cha ChiChi Z Z Za Za ZhOU ZhOU WooHoo me me we we ShaZamaRAMABLAZAFUCKSOLONMAMALAMABLAZABLAZA noW that’s not even a word and i spelled it completely upside down while aLL up in her Sha Sha Z Z ZaZa ChiChi Cha Cha Zhou Zhou ZHOU….ZHOU….ZHOU………
still on the MONi.. the MONi.. ToR ToR ToR,
Everyone Please WeLCOME,
Ga Ga Ga Ga,
Ga Ga Ga Ga,
Ga Ga Ga Ga,
GiN…TiN…POW…..
Ga Ga Ga Ga,
Ga Ga Ga Ga,
Ga Ga Ga Ga,
GiN…TiN…POW…POW…POW…
….And THE TREMENDOUS….THE
TREMENDOUS….Every ONE,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta niGHTS,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta SHANG SHANG, SHANG SHANG, Sha Sha Sha Sha SHANG SHANG, SHANG SHANG, SHANG SHANG,
Cha Cha Chichi Za Za Z Z ZHOU ZHOU Na Na niGHTS niGHTS Na Na Na Na Na niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS,
O Tamade Tamade Tamade Shi Shi Shi,
Gei wo yixie geng duo geng duo de naxie ChiChi Cha Cha Z Z’s Za Za’s ZHOU ZHOU’S,
Na Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta ta PiGU PiGU Cha Cha’s ChiChi ZHOU ZHOU Na Na Na Na Na niGHTS niGHTS Na Na Na Na Na niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS,
Now DANCE PRANCE show me that seXy SeXy Asian Pigu Pigu Pigu,
Pigu Pigu Pigu,
Pigu Pigu Pigu,
Pa Pa Pa Pa Pigu Pigu Pigu,
Cha Cha’s ChiChi’s Za Za Z Z ZHOU ZHOU’S ZHOU….ZHOU….ZHOU……..
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Description: Celebrity Killer Beats kick in strong over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
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on the Ma Ma Ma Ma Moni ta ta ta ta ToR ToR ToR,
where’s the cup,
where’s all mY cups,
i poured that shit in personally,
i drank that shit Personally,
and now the cup’s are gone,
i keep pouring the same shit in same the cup,
and i bought a bunch of cup cups,
and now aLL mY cup cup cups are gone gone gone,
sO where’s the fuckin cup,
where’s aLL my fuckin cup cup cups,
no i didn’t throw them away way way,
YOU YOU YOU SAW,
i poured that shit in THE cup,
PERSONALLY,
i drank that same shit, i poured aLL the WaY WaY to The TOP TOP TOP,
PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
Pa Pa Pa Pa PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
i then put that shit da da da da da DoWN DoWN DoWN DoWN DoWN,
Pa Pa Pa Pa PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
sEE,
sEE how i did that shit so God Damn PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
Pa Pa Pa Pa PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
no no Tito i purchased a whole shit load of clear plastic cups EXACTLY Like the ones you be seein on the the YEA YEA YEA,
and now the cup,
and now the cup’s are GONE,
sO where’s the cup, where’s all my Ca Ca Ca CuP CuP CUPS,
Okay now i’m gonna give this cup shit one more tra tra tra Try TrY TRY,
i have a cup,
PERSONALLY,
i set the cup DoWn DoWn DoWn,
PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
i’m pourin that same shit,
in in in,
PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
PERSONALLY,
i then,
i then,
….O….YEA….FUCK YEA,
That’s GOOD….That’s REAL GOOD,
and then,
and then,
WHERE’s THE CUP,
WHERE’s aLL the Ca Ca Ca Ca CuP CuP CUPS,
yEA FUCK THE niGHTS ta niGHTS on this VERSE,
WHERE’s my CUP,
WHERE’S aLL mY Ca Ca Ca Ca CUPS CUPS CUPS,
Ca Ca Ca Ca CUPS CUPS CUPS,
Ca Ca Ca Ca CUPS CUPS CUPS,
Ca Ca Ca Ca CUPS CUPS CUPS,
Ca Ca Ca Ca CUPS CUPS CUPS,
Where’s aLL mY Ca Ca Ca Ca CUPS CUPS CUPS,
CUPS CUPS CUPS,
CUPS CUPS CUPS,
Ca Ca Ca Ca CUPS CUPS CUPS,
Now Dance Prance tell em your BiLLy THE Kid from the South of FRANCE,
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Description: KiLLER BEATS FLOW FLOW FLOW ouTTA Those LOUD LOUD SPEAK SPEAK SPEAKERS.
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niGHTS ta niGHTS,
niGHTS ta niGHTS,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS,
Exotic Drugs,
Where’s mY Exotic DrUGS,
no no i don’t need Exotic DrUGS,
but where where’s aLL mY X X Exotic Dra Dra Dra Dra,
DrUGS DrUGS DrUGS,
Hey Codeine,
Hey Hey,
Hey Codeine,
where’s THE BLUE SUPERMAN,
i AM, i AM, i i i, i AM, i AM, i AM,
Hey REYNO, where’s that BUNNY, that that, that BUNNY, that BUNNY…BABY…R…RUN!!,
i AM, i AM, i i i, i AM, i AM, i AM….
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta NiCe biTCH,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta Na Na Na Na NiCe NiCe NiCe,
on that that Ma Ma Ma Ma MONi MONi ta ta ta ToR ToR ToR,
niGHTS ta NiCe,
niGHTS ta NiCe,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta NiCe NiCe NiCe NiCe NiCe,
O O how i LOVE LOVE aLL mY,
EuRo EuRo,
yA Ya ya EuRo EuRo,
EUROPEAN PEAN PEAN ELiTe’s ELiTe’s ELiTe’s,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta NiCe NiCe NICe,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta Na Na Na Na Na NiCe NiCe NiCe,
O O how i just LOVE LOVE LOVE aLL mY totally totally sexually immoral,
EUROPEAN E E ELiTE’S ELiTE’s ELiTE’s,
No No i didn’t take a JET PLANE HELicopter ALiEN SPACE CRAFT or an sort of ELON MUSK arial device
and or device’s whatsoever ever ever ever,
i FLEW THERE,
yEA yEA i FLEW THERE,
yEA yEA i fucking FLEW FLEW FLa FLa FLa FLa FLEW FLEW FLEW THERE,
walkin’ around Like i got a 20 20 and a Bocce BaLLs Dip Dip,
Spreadin HeR,
Spreadin’ yOU yOU’ZZ aLLZZ a aLLZZ a SmOOth SmooTH CurVy CurVy Swerve SWERVEY,
as she aLwAYS be wantin a STALLiON to be OwNiN heR shit ShiT’s,
aLwAYS aLwAYS OPEN OPEN for Mischief’s,
no door bells no seat belts no pre-sets,
just Risky’s RANDOMS and SECRETS,
hey Baby Baby,
you got yourself a Nice Bubble Gum Front RoLL..RoLL..RoLL..
Wanna Let a Play Play Playboy,
SkRa SkRa SkRa,
SKROLL…SKROLL…SKROLL…
hey Look this ONE knows how ta hold doWn HeR X X Exotic’s,
hey Look Look thiS ONE want’s to bring her MAMAN to an oR oR ORGiE,
yEA ThiS ONE said ORGY,
yEA yEA i wanna go go to an oR oR ORGiE,
where’s aLLZZ a aLLZZ a the oR oR ORGiE ORGY’S ORGY’S at at at,
HeR MAM…AN’s..
HeR HeR,
HeR MAM…AN’s..
MAM…AN’s..
MAM…AN’s..
MAM…AN’s..
yEA THiS ONE’S a REALzZ a REALzZ a GAGNANTE GAGNANTE Gag Gag Gag Gag GAGNANTE GAGNANTE GAGNANTE,
and HeR Sordide Chatte MAMAN a’,
and HeR Sordide Chatte MAMAN a’,
and HeR Sordide Chatte MAMAN a’,
yEA yEA i just might have ta fly eM BoTH bacK ta SHOW eM mY BACK yARD DESiGN,
mY mY,
mY BACK yARD DESiGN,
mY BACK yARD DESiGN,
mY BACK yARD DESiGN,
where The STAR’s STAR’s shine shine Brighter and Brighter in mY,
in mY BACK yARD DESiGN,
in mY BACK yARD DESiGN,
in mY BACK yARD DESiGN,
where the MOOOON GLOWS Ca Ca Ca CoLORS CoLORS and Sa Sa Sa Sa Sing’s Back Ta yEA and
dazzling Sha Sha Sha Sha ShiT’s ShiT’s ShiT’s,
in mY BACK YARD DESiGN,
in mY BACK YARD DESiGN,
in mY BACK YARD DESiGN,
yEA i got COCAiNE Sa Sa Sa CiTy CiTy’s in aLL of the LegaL’s,
La La La La,
in aLL the the LegaL LegaL La La La La LegaL’s LegaL’s LegaL’s,
yEA FuCK it Let eM in,
i got PurpleD Leafed Trees known how ta frisk frisk frisk ya and MANY mORE twisted twisted Tha Tha Tha ThanG’S ThanG’S ThanG’S,
whether or NOT,
whether or NOT,
whether or NOT,
HahaHahaHa,
you don’t even know what that means and you still wanna Sa Sa Sa say say say,
whether or NOT,
whether or NOT,
whether or NOT,
wha wha wha,
whether or NOT,
whether or NOT,
whether or NOT,
whether or NOT,
whether or NOT,
whether or NOT,
yEA yEA i got Kelly Le Le LeBroCK from 1984,
The Senorita MooCheri and the Hot Saucer’s,
and MEAGAN Very Very..GOOD…GOOD…GOOD……
just the HEAD baby baby,
just the HEAD just the HEAD just the HEAD,
just the HEAD just the HEAD just the HEAD,
in mY Back yARD,
in mY BACK yARD,
in mY BACK yARD,
DESiGN’zZ,
DESiGN’zZ,
D D,
DESiGN’zZ,
DESiGN’zZ,
DESiGN’zZ,
i i i got,
Fa Fa Fa Fa FAMOSA FAMOSA Ma Ma Ma Ma MONSTA’S MONSTA’S Ma Ma Ma Ma MONSTA’S MONSTA’S MONSTA’S,
walkin aLLZZ a roundzZ a roundzZ a roundzZ a,
by the CHROMATiCS,
by by,
by the CHROMATiCS the CHROMATiCS the Cro Cro CHROMATiCS CROMATiCS CROMATiCS,
yEA yEA i got MATER FUCKiN Antiquorum An An Antiquorum Antiquorum Antiquorum MaLus Asinus,
Ma Ma Ma Ma MONSTA’S MONSTA’s MATER FUCKING FUCKING Ma Ma Ma Ma MONSTA’S MONSTA’S Ma Ma Ma Ma MONSTA’S MONSTA’S MONSTA’S,
walkin aLLZZ a roundzZ a roundzZ a roundzZ a,
as we aLLZZ a weLLzZ a weLLzZ a Ta Ta Ta Ta TOGETHA TOGETHeR’zZ a Na Na Na Na Na nOWzZ
a nOWzZ a,
….R….RiGHT NOWZZ a,
niGHTS ta niGHTS,
niGHTS ta niGHTS,
niGHTS ta niGHTS,
Na Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta niGHTS niGHTS niGHTs niGHTS niGHTS,
Ma Ma Ma Ma MoNi..ta ta ToR ToR ta ta ta ToR ToR ToR,
Doctor Doctor,
Doctor Doctor,
Ha Ha HAROUNi,
Ha Ha HAROUNi,
Ha Ha HAROUNi,
BEVERLY HiLLS DDS’ BiTCHes,
sEE how he gOES into those SmaLL BiG Little MouThes oF youR’s youR’s youR’s,
and turns yA from,
ThiS ta ThiS,
ThiS ta ThiS,
ThiS ta ThiS,
LiKe this LiKe this,
just Like this,
just Like this,
Like this Like this,
sO sO,
Sa Sa Sa Sa,
sO sO,
i neVeR got ta ask ask ask ya’s ya’s ya Ya ya ya’s ya’s ya’s,
how’s you be diggin mY New FLuoReSCenT PuSsy Pink Diamond BLiTZER’s,
yEA that’s right,
you call em GriLL’S,
i call em BLiTZER’s,
CaUSE when you Big SmiLe em,
CaUSE when you BLiNG BLiNG em,
Them Sweet Honey’s ain’t gonna kiss kiss yEA,
they gonna BLiTZ BLiTZ yEA,
sEE on the MONi,
sEE sEE mY New PuSsy PinK FLuoReSCenT Diamond BLiTZER’S,
BEVERLY HiLLS DDS’ 9021 O O O’s,
Bra Bra Bra BrilliantLy CRAFTED by THE GREATEST Cosmetic Dental GeniUS and ARTiST ARTist,
aRE aRE aRE,
ARTist ARTist ARTist in aLL oF of the LAND LAND LAND’S,
Doctor Doctor,
Thomas Connelly,
Doctor Doctor,
Doctor Doctor,
Thomas Connelly,
Thomas Connelly,
Thomas Connelly,
Ma Ma Ma MASTA’ of aLL Ma Ma Ma Ma MASTA’S MASTA’S MASTA’S,
and a WhoLe LoT Ma Ma Ma mORE…mORE…mORE…
sO how’s how’s ya aLL’s aLL’s be dig diggin mY New FLuoReSCenT FLuoReSCenT,
Pink PuSsy PuSsy,
DiaMOND DiaMOND,
BLiTZ BLiTZER’S,
yEA yEA i have insurance,
sO go ahead head head,
and just,
LicK eM… LicK eM… LicK eM…
LiCK LiCK,
LiCK LiCK,
LiCK LiCK,
LicK eM… LicK eM… LicK eM…
LicK eM… LicK eM… LicK eM…
LiCK eM… LicK eM… LicK eM…
LiCK LiCK,
LiCK LiCK,
LiCK LiCK,
LicK eM… LicK eM… LicK eM…
LicK eM… LiCk eM… LicK eM…
LicK eM… LicK eM… LicK eM…
niGHTS ta niGHTS,
niGHTS ta niGHTS,
niGHTS ta niGHTS,
Na Na Na Na niGHTS ta niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS niGHTS,
NoW where’s mY CUP,
where’s aLL mY Mother Fucking Ca Ca Ca Ca CUPS CUPS CUPS CUPS CUPS,
i’m OUT tiL i’m right right back back,
oR something something Like that that that,
The CROMATiCS aRE gonna TAKE yA FoR a shORT shORT Spin Spin’S untiL then thenzZ,
DescriptioN: CROMATiCS begin performing their song titled “Famous Monsters”. “THE MARATHON” then begins, Performed by THE MANY WHO RULES, and his MYSTICAL COHORT’S oF DESiRESsSsSsSsS> MACHiNE GUNS, yEA i Call em MACHiNE GUNS!! Pa Pa Pa POP SMOKE, THE WEEKND, BRUCE Springsteen and his SONG titled “I’m Goin Down” yEA the first verse on his song with the long Saxophone solo, then THE alternate VeRsion Performed by BRUCE SpRingSTEEN AND THE MANY WHO RULES, a Saucy Little number by The Señorita MooCHeRi and THE HOT SAUCER’S, CHROMATiCS with THE MANY WHO RULES FLOW EM UP MiX, AnguS YOUNG Nick Minaj & Everyone aLL…Together NOW, then finish with THE MANY WHO RULES special MiX’eM uP MiX of the Song by ABBA titled Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie A Man After Midnight, and aLways aLways a SuR..pRiSE SuR SuR SuR..pRISE GalaXy CLaSS SupeR DupER Sensational SpiT somewhere O o O some some Somewhere within aLL aLL that Musical Creative Genius CELEBRiTY KiLLER WhAT JUST HAPPENED let’s do it aLL over again CRAZY TheaTricaL SHit. NOTE: The sONG titLed niGHTS ta niGHTS, aLL Lyric’s and or concept’s behind the sONG titLed niGHTS ta niGHTS iS created by Renato Caravaggio and Renato Caravaggio ONLY. The Choreographed Musical performance and performances as previously stated is an original show CONCEPT creation choreographed & created by Renato Caravaggio and Renato Caravaggio ONLY. NOTE: Not aLL details of said interactive show have been revealed. The show has been designed for both the Foreign and Domestic Music Festival markets, to be performed at such venues as ULTRA Miami, ELECTRIC DAISY CARNiVaL LAS VEGAS, SHANGHAi, EUROPE. For further details send queries to Contact@thecelebritykiller.com
Four Founding Members:
CELEBRITY KILLER – College Professor. Teaches film studies. The leader of the Horror Mask Maniacs. Wears Custom Designer Sunglasses at all times. Believes the greatest mask ever created is the one you are born with. The only member of the group that removes his mask before killing. Likes to rape and kill women. Sometimes pretends his victims are celebrities and desires to one day rape and kill a real celebrity.
INCOGNITA – Female Prostitute. Married a wealthy guy for his money then divorced him. She is human, but her soul is sometimes visited by the dark spirit of the Succubus Of The Light. During this time Incognita has the supernatural power to infinitely manipulate the light around her as well as the color of her surroundings and pigmentation of her skin and any and all human features to Seduce-Threaten-Hypnotize. She is also the demented love interest of the Celebrity killer.
WHO CARES – Large powerhouse of a man. Owns a Halloween Store and is a professional mask maker. Enjoys vicious-abrupt-kills and splattering blood everywhere. Sometimes wears a custom mask molded from his own shit and his own shit only. Shit mask is inspired by the Celebrity Killer.
MORE – Owns a prestigious limousine-transportation service for all those who worship the dark. Enjoys driving certain clients on special occasion. MORE’s exact gender is unknown. MORE is never satisfied. MORE wears a “Half Mask” on either the left or right side of the face. For when MORE wears the Half Mask on the left side, MORE looks like a Man. But when MORE wears the Half Mask on the right side, MORE looks like a Woman. Celebrity Killer is a valued client.
PLOT: An Elite Satanic Society holds a Halloween Party to indulge there own individual sadistic pleasures by killing the baited guests who have been tricked into attending. The Horror Mask Maniacs first meet and become friends at the party. After enjoying an extremely heinous evening, the members of the Secret Society continue with there normal lives. But as the Celebrity Killer becomes overwhelmed by the boredom from his repetitive occupation and surroundings. He finds himself obsessing over a unique house that looks as though the devil himself lives inside. He then calls upon his new found friends to join in on the killing of those inside the devilish house. Soon after, Incognita’s soul is visited by the dark spirit of the Succubus Of The Light granting her supernatural powers. This inspires them to go on a wild killing spree. They wear custom masks designed by Splatter Punk. One of the masks is molded from the Celebrity Killer’s own shit and his own shit only. A prominent news caster who is secretly part of the Elite Satanic Society recognizes his fellow cult members after reviewing the broadcast footage but does not reveal there true identities. Rather, during his live broadcast to the world, he gives them the nicknames of – Horror Masked Maniacs. For further details send queries to Contact@thecelebritykiller.com
When the Italian Mafia has trouble finding someone to take over the thrivings gay community in West Hollywood Ca. Mob Bosses soon realize they must turn to the black sheep of the family otherwise known as “Fluffy No Shoes” Capone. Fluffy is an eccentric 51 year old gay male from Queens New York. He refuses to wear shoes, likes dating High End Supped Up Transexuals and is the owner of a small fruit market. Due to his sexual orientation, Fluffy has been shunned by the other families his entire life. But when this unsuspecting gay gangster finally gets his big break, he quickly becomes one of the most successful bread winners in mob history. Note: I do not see this as a slap stick comedy. Slap stick would sell the character’s and the concept short. I believe realism is the best formula for success. For further details send queries to Contact@thecelebritykiller.com
A group of high school seniors anxiously plan for one last memorable experience before heading off to college. Ironically, they hear about a hot new drug dealer in town by the name of Reyno Credev Evdi. After a brief debate over wether or not they should do drugs. Billy and his slutty girlfriend Sara set up a meeting with Reyno. Renyo presents them with a variety of fancy pills imported from Switzerland and France. But quickly pushes a shiny pink drug on them called Bunny Baby Run. He say’s just one dose of Bunny Baby Run will last them for two whole days. He say’s it’s so rare, Charlie Sheen can’t even get it. Soon after purchasing the “BBR”, Billy and Sara relay the exciting news to their friends. They then all decide to spend the weekend at a vacation house in the woods. Upon arrival, they stock the place with water, soda’s, candy, fresh fruits and have the number of a local pizza shop on speed dial. They then eagerly gather as everyone pops the magical pill together. At first, nothing happens. But as the night slowly begins to creep in.. so as does the Bunny..Baby..Run.. Everyone in the house begins to feel a spectacular tingling sensation through every inch of their bodies. Their eyes explode with love and anticipation as the euphoric environment around them becomes perfectly real. They dance, they kiss, they have creative discussions about super heroes and reincarnation. But when one of the female teenagers drifts off into the house alone. She feels as though someone or something is following her. She becomes frightened as her euphoria darkens with violent colors. She feels trapped. She hallucinates an Evil Monster Bunny with long terrifying teeth and enormous clawed hands. She screams but can not escape the now violently swirling colors. The Monster Bunny proves to be real as it viciously tears her apart. After taking a few deep chomps of her flesh. It raises its bloody mouth and speaks to it’s self in a delighted tone “DELICIOUS, TASTE LIKE BITCH”. Unaware of the murderous attack, the other teenagers continue on with there joyous high.
Noises, louder-louder – creepy animal noises everywhere. The teenagers gather, they realize one of their friends is missing. Surprisingly, they walk in on a group of Evil Monster Bunnies having sex. At first they think their hallucination is hilarious-Laughing-Pointing-Telling Jokes. But little do they know, is that Evil Monster Bunnies don’t like to be made fun of when having sex. They become enraged. The teenagers must run for their lives as the Monster Bunnies begin killing everyone. Only three of the teenagers remain. They sneak outside. They see a house with it’s lights on. They run to it. They bang on the front door. They see a husband and wife with the cutest baby boy anyone has ever seen. The baby has just learned to walk. The family is overjoyed but remains calm as the teenagers continue to bang on the door. The husband has a chainsaw strapped over his right shoulder. After taking his good old time, he opens the front door. The teenagers are hysterical. The husband is expressionless. He waits for them to finishes with their rambling then replies with a cocky hillbilly tone “Don’t you kids know drugs don’t pay? I’m a hunter. Don’t let me catch you sneakin’ around.. otherwise you’ll be seein’ me sneakin’ on you..”. He then flashes them the chainsaw before closing the door.
The Monster Bunnies are coming!! The teenagers hide in the woods. Dehydration sets in. They feel light headed. All they can do is lay motionless in the weeds. As one of the teenagers goes in and out of consciousness, she finds herself staring at one of the Monster Bunnies. She watches the Monster Bunny move towards the Hillbillies house. From through the bay window, she see’s the baby playfully walking on it’s new found legs. Suddenly, the Monster Bunny SCREAMS.. and JUMPS BACK upon first sight of the baby. It chatters it’s teeth then runs away. In a droopy drugged out haze the teenager murmurs to herself “Baby, the baby, the fucking bunnies are afraid of the baby”. A ray of hope sets in. She is inspired. She relays the information to her friends. They successfully sneak into the hillbillies house to kidnap the baby in order to scare and kill the Evil Monster Bunnies. After inflicting their revenge, they are faced with the daunting task of secretly returning the precious baby back to its home. The baby is overjoyed. The teenagers are thankful as the female cradles the baby in her arms. She gently lays it back into its carriage. Suddenly, the Mother appears screaming at the top of her lungs. The Father chases them with his chainsaw. He kills two of the teenagers leaving only the one female remaining. She has nothing left. He closes in on her.. But just as the thunderous bloody blade is inches away from her face. EVERYTHING ABRUPTLY DISAPPEARS. She finds herself stammering-overwhelmed-out of control in the woods all by herself. AN EXHILARATING CHILL STORMS THROUGH HER BODY. She has a hard time speaking but somehow utters out wildly “O, O, O Wow, that was”.
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Close on: Reyno Credev Evdi’s face. Reyno speaks as only can, “Two Days Up, One Survived, Now that’s what I call a good time, …Bunny..Baby..RUN…”
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NOTE: The potential for creative expansion on this movie idea is “High”. In part two – Reyno Credev Evdi could offer his clients/victims an entirely new drug that produces an entirely different effect while maintaining the same original concept that made or will make part 1 successful. For further details send queries to Contact@thecelebritykiller.com
The Pool Party Season in the state of Nevada is big business for the Las Vegas Strip. It all started with the Rehab Pool Party from the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino where party goers from all over the world would travel to participate in the outrageous and lavish pool party fun. The overwhelming success of this venue has now spawned a whole new pool party culture similar to “Spring Break” with over 24 venues showcasing their own pool parties with either a Celebrity DJ or Celebrity guest performing as the headliner. I purpose the idea to choose a diverse group of seven people between the ages of 21-32 to live together in Las Vegas for the summer. The series would present their spontaneous, unscripted interactions while exposing the new and exciting Electric Las Vegas Pool Party Life Style. Also, being that Las Vegas is internationally known for its gambling and now growing pool party scene. I purpose the idea of doing “Multiple International Shows” staring an all Asian, French, German, Russian, or Brazilian cast, to then be aired in each specific international market. This would allow for the reality shows to be used as an “International Marketing Tool” drawing even more people into the Las Vegas area. The hotel and or hotels involved would also have the opportunity to create an indoor/outdoor “POOL PARTY SUITE” that would generate publicity and revenue for the hotel or hotels year round just like the “Real World Las Vegas Reality Show” did after creating the Real World Suite at the Palms Hotel. Miami Beach is well known for its extraordinary pool party life style due to such hotels as the Delano, Surfcomber, Fontainebleau, and Hyde Beach at the SLS Hotel just to name a few. Therefore filming the first season of Pool Party Invasion in Miami would make for a fantastic opening debut. The Pool Party Invasion Series can also be filmed at lavish mansions in Los Angeles, Miami and Europe. This would allow for the viewers at home to get a sneak peek into the life styles of the rich and famous while still maintaining the pool party theme. Renato Caravaggio is the sole creator of this and or these domestic and or International Reality TV Show Series’. NOTE: Pool Party Invasion Las Vegas is also a MOVIE CONCEPT which is also for SALE. Thank you.
When a struggling screenwriter is heartbroken after his girlfriend dumps him on Valentine’s day. To escape reality, he gets drunk and dreams about the fictitious Asian girl on his wall named Orangina. Once inside dreamland, he’s sent on a wildly creative/dangerous adventure as he must find some Pink Gummy Bears and Fluorescent Cocaine in order to have sex with his new found love interest. After barely achieving his near impossible task, he is awakened by the sound of a semi truck crashing into the side of his apartment complex. He brightly smiles with the realization he now has a sellable screenplay to write, but above and beyond ALL, he wants to go back, go back and do it ALL….Over….Again. And maybe this time, her name will be Purplelina.
Reyno Credev Evdi aka “Evil Digits” aka “Creative Devil” is one of the most beloved nephew’s of Lucifer the prince of darkness. Reyno’s passion within is fueled by his devilish creativity. For when he enters the world of the living, he always seems to come up with some sort of alluring yet highly unusual business venture in order to engage and entertain himself while obtaining souls. Reyno’s most recent resurfacing was in 2010-2016 when he opened a lavish restaurant in New York City called Midgets & Sangria By Evil Digits. The restaurant offered a magical dining experience with fine wines and Delicious Sangrias. The dramatic interior showcased large hand crafted life like Midget Dolls. The Midget Dolls were used to ease drop on the customers in search of troubled souls. After closing, they would come to life and report they’re findings to Reyno. The Dolls were comical in nature but would kill anyone who became a threat to the operation. Still to this day, the total number of souls collected is unknown. Although, their are countless police reports of people vanishing and or committing criminal acts after frequenting Midgets & Sangria. The restaurant oddly closed it’s doors without notice on January 6th 2016 with no trace of Reyno nor the decorative hand crafted Midget Dolls. The only other documented resurfacing of Reyno Credev Evdi was in Miami Beach Florida from 1974-1977 and Milan Italy from 1606-1610. The exact details from both of these time periods are concealed within the masterful creative mind of Renato Caravaggio, and may never be revealed.
Four Founding Members:
CELEBRITY KILLER – College Professor. Teaches film studies. The leader of the Horror Mask Maniacs. Wears Custom Designer Sunglasses at all times. Believes the greatest mask ever created is the one you are born with. The only member of the group that removes his mask before killing. Likes to rape and kill women. Sometimes pretends his victims are celebrities and desires to one day rape and kill a real celebrity.
INCOGNITA – Female Prostitute. Married a wealthy guy for his money then divorced him. She is human, but her soul is sometimes visited by the dark spirit of the Succubus Of The Light. During this time Incognita has the supernatural power to infinitely manipulate the light around her as well as the color of her surroundings and pigmentation of her skin and any and all human features to Seduce-Threaten-Hypnotize. She is also the demented love interest of the Celebrity killer.
SPLATTER PUNK – Large powerhouse of a man. Owns a Halloween Store and is a professional mask maker. Enjoys vicious-abrupt-kills and splattering blood everywhere. Sometimes wears a custom mask molded from his own shit and his own shit only. Shit mask is inspired by the Celebrity Killer.
MORE – Owns a prestigious limousine-transportation service for all those who worship the dark. Enjoys driving certain clients on special occasion. MORE’s exact gender is unknown. MORE is never satisfied. MORE wears a “Half Mask” on either the left or right side of the face. For when MORE wears the Half Mask on the left side, MORE looks like a Man. But when MORE wears the Half Mask on the right side, MORE looks like a Woman. Celebrity Killer is a valued client.
PLOT: An Elite Satanic Society holds a Halloween Party to indulge there own individual sadistic pleasures by killing the baited guests who have been tricked into attending. The Horror Mask Maniacs first meet and become friends at the party. After enjoying an extremely heinous evening, the members of the Secret Society continue with there normal lives. But as the Celebrity Killer becomes overwhelmed by the boredom from his repetitive occupation and surroundings. He finds himself obsessing over a unique house that looks as though the devil himself lives inside. He then calls upon his new found friends to join in on the killing of those inside the devilish house. Soon after, Incognita’s soul is visited by the dark spirit of the Succubus Of The Light granting her supernatural powers. This inspires them to go on a wild killing spree. They wear custom masks designed by Splatter Punk. One of the masks is molded from the Celebrity Killer’s own shit and his own shit only. A prominent news caster who is secretly part of the Elite Satanic Society recognizes his fellow cult members after reviewing the broadcast footage but does not reveal there true identities. Rather, during his live broadcast to the world, he gives them the nicknames of – Horror Mask Maniacs.
Everyone’s Sexual Ladder is and will always be different in comparison. The show would or could start with the documented sexual experiences of a group of every day normal people, then advance to Celebrities, such as Oprah Winfrey, Miley Cyrus, Snoop Dogg, LeBron James. The production house could combine different age groups within one show. Example: 19, 23, 50 and a 65 year old. All four individuals would tell the stories within they’re own Sexual Ladders, then compare and contrast the differences while educating/entertaining the audience. This method of educating could and should be implemented into sex education classes for High Schools, Colleges and the open market. Thank you.
Succubus – The Game Of Take – Television Series/Movie Concept
Most men, if not all, and most women, if not all, have they’re very own real life Succubus Stories. Where a woman knowingly takes a man for all he’s worth and vice versa. The stories within the Succubus Theme are endless in Reality and Fiction. Therefore the production house could produce a long streaming series of real life Succubus Stories, and would also have the equally profitable option to produce a series of fictional Succubus Stories. Thank You. Concept for sale by CELEBRITY KILLER.
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