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FLUFFY NO SHOES – TV Series For Sale

When the Italian Mafia has trouble finding someone to take over the thrivings gay community in West Hollywood Ca. Mob Bosses soon realize they must turn to the black sheep of the family otherwise known as “Fluffy No Shoes” Capone. Fluffy is an eccentric 51 year old gay male from Queens New York. He refuses to wear shoes, likes dating High End Supped Up Transexuals and is the owner of a small fruit market. Due to his sexual orientation, Fluffy has been shunned by the other families his entire life. But when this unsuspecting gay gangster finally gets his big break, he quickly becomes one of the most successful bread winners in mob history. Note: I do not see this as a slap stick comedy. Slap stick would sell the character’s and the concept short. I believe realism is the best formula for success. For further details send queries to Contact@thecelebritykiller.com

BUNNY BABY RUN – Hallucinogenic Horror Movie Concept For Sale

A group of high school seniors anxiously plan for one last memorable experience before heading off to college. Ironically, they hear about a hot new drug dealer in town by the name of Reyno Credev Evdi. After a brief debate over wether or not they should do drugs. Billy and his slutty girlfriend Sara set up a meeting with Reyno. Renyo presents them with a variety of fancy pills imported from Switzerland and France. But quickly pushes a shiny pink drug on them called Bunny Baby Run. He say’s just one dose of Bunny Baby Run will last them for two whole days. He say’s it’s so rare, Charlie Sheen can’t even get it. Soon after purchasing the “BBR”, Billy and Sara relay the exciting news to their friends. They then all decide to spend the weekend at a vacation house in the woods. Upon arrival, they stock the place with water, soda’s, candy, fresh fruits and have the number of a local pizza shop on speed dial. They then eagerly gather as everyone pops the magical pill together. At first, nothing happens. But as the night slowly begins to creep in.. so as does the Bunny..Baby..Run.. Everyone in the house begins to feel a spectacular tingling sensation through every inch of their bodies. Their eyes explode with love and anticipation as the euphoric environment around them becomes perfectly real. They dance, they kiss, they have creative discussions about super heroes and reincarnation. But when one of the female teenagers drifts off into the house alone. She feels as though someone or something is following her. She becomes frightened as her euphoria darkens with violent colors. She feels trapped. She hallucinates an Evil Monster Bunny with long terrifying teeth and enormous clawed hands. She screams but can not escape the now violently swirling colors. The Monster Bunny proves to be real as it viciously tears her apart. After taking a few deep chomps of her flesh. It raises its bloody mouth and speaks to it’s self in a delighted tone “DELICIOUS, TASTE LIKE BITCH”. Unaware of the murderous attack, the other teenagers continue on with there joyous high.

Noises, louder-louder – creepy animal noises everywhere. The teenagers gather, they realize one of their friends is missing. Surprisingly, they walk in on a group of Evil Monster Bunnies having sex. At first they think their hallucination is hilarious-Laughing-Pointing-Telling Jokes. But little do they know, is that Evil Monster Bunnies don’t like to be made fun of when having sex. They become enraged. The teenagers must run for their lives as the Monster Bunnies begin killing everyone. Only three of the teenagers remain. They sneak outside. They see a house with it’s lights on. They run to it. They bang on the front door. They see a husband and wife with the cutest baby boy anyone has ever seen. The baby has just learned to walk. The family is overjoyed but remains calm as the teenagers continue to bang on the door. The husband has a chainsaw strapped over his right shoulder. After taking his good old time, he opens the front door. The teenagers are hysterical. The husband is expressionless. He waits for them to finishes with their rambling then replies with a cocky hillbilly tone “Don’t you kids know drugs don’t pay? I’m a hunter. Don’t let me catch you sneakin’ around.. otherwise you’ll be seein’ me sneakin’ on you..”. He then flashes them the chainsaw before closing the door.

The Monster Bunnies are coming!! The teenagers hide in the woods. Dehydration sets in. They feel light headed. All they can do is lay motionless in the weeds. As one of the teenagers goes in and out of consciousness, she finds herself staring at one of the Monster Bunnies. She watches the Monster Bunny move towards the Hillbillies house. From through the bay window, she see’s the baby playfully walking on it’s new found legs. Suddenly, the Monster Bunny SCREAMS.. and JUMPS BACK upon first sight of the baby. It chatters it’s teeth then runs away. In a droopy drugged out haze the teenager murmurs to herself “Baby, the baby, the fucking bunnies are afraid of the baby”. A ray of hope sets in. She is inspired. She relays the information to her friends. They successfully sneak into the hillbillies house to kidnap the baby in order to scare and kill the Evil Monster Bunnies. After inflicting their revenge, they are faced with the daunting task of secretly returning the precious baby back to its home. The baby is overjoyed. The teenagers are thankful as the female cradles the baby in her arms. She gently lays it back into its carriage. Suddenly, the Mother appears screaming at the top of her lungs. The Father chases them with his chainsaw. He kills two of the teenagers leaving only the one female remaining. She has nothing left. He closes in on her.. But just as the thunderous bloody blade is inches away from her face. EVERYTHING ABRUPTLY DISAPPEARS. She finds herself stammering-overwhelmed-out of control in the woods all by herself. AN EXHILARATING CHILL STORMS THROUGH HER BODY. She has a hard time speaking but somehow utters out wildly “O, O, O Wow, that was”.
Scene cuts:

Close on: Reyno Credev Evdi’s face. Reyno speaks as only can, “Two Days Up, One Survived, Now that’s what I call a good time, …Bunny..Baby..RUN…”
THE END:

NOTE:  The potential for creative expansion on this movie idea is “High”.  In part two – Reyno Credev Evdi could offer his clients/victims an entirely new drug that produces an entirely different effect while maintaining the same original concept that made or will make part 1 successful. For further details send queries to Contact@thecelebritykiller.com

SHE’S GOT NUTS – Horror Concept

Transexual Vampires from Transylvania, Louisiana.  Lead by ZEILLA… DAVID aka SATAN’s FIRST FUCK.  Every year, these unknown transgender Vampires travel from 3H 58Minutes away to attend the infamous Mardi Gras In New Orleans USA.  They stay at a boutique hotel called Sarcophagus.  The hotel is owned by MORE.  No one knows if MORE is a Man or a Woman.  But MORE is one of the four founding members of the Horror Mask Maniacs, and is also the owner of a growing international limousine service.  Once the “Tranny Vamps” arrive on holiday, they prey on the tourist and locals without a care in the world.  But when the son of a Powerful New Orleans Voodoo Witch is taken by the fangs of the Tranny Vamps.  A war of mystical powers ensues turning this years Spooky Mardi Gras into a deadly gumbo filled with nothing but blood, wizardry and a whole lot of nuts. Celebrity Killer.

REALITY SHOW – POOL PARTY INVASION – Las Vegas – Miami – Los Angeles – Europe – Reality Show can be filmed in Hotels and Mansion.

The Pool Party Season in the state of Nevada is big business for the Las Vegas Strip.  It all started with the Rehab Pool Party from the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino where party goers from all over the world would travel to participate in the outrageous and lavish pool party fun.  The overwhelming success of this venue has now spawned a whole new pool party culture similar to “Spring Break” with over 24 venues showcasing their own pool parties with either a Celebrity DJ or Celebrity guest performing as the headliner.  I purpose the idea to choose a diverse group of seven people between the ages of 21-32 to live together in Las Vegas for the summer.  The series would present their spontaneous, unscripted interactions while exposing the new and exciting Electric Las Vegas Pool Party Life Style.  Also, being that Las Vegas is internationally known for its gambling and now growing pool party scene.  I purpose the idea of doing “Multiple International Shows” staring an all Asian, French, German, Russian, or Brazilian cast, to then be aired in each specific international market.  This would allow for the reality shows to be used as an “International Marketing Tool” drawing even more people into the Las Vegas area.  The hotel and or hotels involved would also have the opportunity to create an indoor/outdoor “POOL PARTY SUITE” that would generate publicity and revenue for the hotel or hotels year round just like the “Real World Las Vegas Reality Show” did after creating the Real World Suite at the Palms Hotel.  Miami Beach is well known for its extraordinary pool party life style due to such hotels as the Delano, Surfcomber, Fontainebleau, and Hyde Beach at the SLS Hotel just to name a few. Therefore filming the first season of Pool Party Invasion in Miami would make for a fantastic opening debut.  The Pool Party Invasion Series can also be filmed at lavish mansions in Los Angeles, Miami and Europe.  This would allow for the viewers at home to get a sneak peek into the life styles of the rich and famous while still maintaining the pool party theme.  Renato Caravaggio is the sole creator of this and or these domestic and  or International Reality TV Show Series’. NOTE: Pool Party Invasion Las Vegas is also a MOVIE CONCEPT which is also for SALE. Thank you.

FLUORESCENT COCAINE SATIVA

PINK GUMMY BEARS & FLUORESCENT COCAINE – Comedic Adventure by CELEBRITY KILLER.

When a struggling screenwriter is heartbroken after his girlfriend dumps him on Valentine’s day.  To escape reality, he gets drunk and dreams about the fictitious Asian girl on his wall named Orangina.  Once inside dreamland, he’s sent on a wildly creative/dangerous adventure as he must find some Pink Gummy Bears and Fluorescent Cocaine in order to have sex with his new found love interest.  After barely achieving his near impossible task, he is awakened by the sound of a semi truck crashing into the side of his apartment complex.  He brightly smiles with the realization he now has a sellable screenplay to write, but above and beyond ALL, he wants to go back, go back and do it ALL….Over….Again.  And maybe this time, her name will be Purplelina. 

MIDGETS and SANGRIA by Evil DigitsMidgets and Sangria by Evil Digits – Movie Concept For Sale.

Reyno Credev Evdi aka “Evil Digits” aka “Creative Devil” is one of the most beloved nephew’s of Lucifer the prince of darkness. Reyno’s passion within is fueled by his devilish creativity. For when he enters the world of the living, he always seems to come up with some sort of alluring yet highly unusual business venture in order to engage and entertain himself while obtaining souls. Reyno’s most recent resurfacing was in 2010-2016 when he opened a lavish restaurant in New York City called Midgets & Sangria By Evil Digits. The restaurant offered a magical dining experience with fine wines and Delicious Sangrias. The dramatic interior showcased large hand crafted life like Midget Dolls. The Midget Dolls were used to ease drop on the customers in search of troubled souls. After closing, they would come to life and report they’re findings to Reyno. The Dolls were comical in nature but would kill anyone who became a threat to the operation. Still to this day, the total number of souls collected is unknown.  Although, their are countless police reports of people vanishing and or committing criminal acts after frequenting Midgets & Sangria. The restaurant oddly closed it’s doors without notice on January 6th 2016 with no trace of Reyno nor the decorative hand crafted Midget Dolls. The only other documented resurfacing of Reyno Credev Evdi was in Miami Beach Florida from 1974-1977 and Milan Italy from 1606-1610. The exact details from both of these time periods are concealed within the masterful creative mind of Renato Caravaggio, and may never be revealed.

HORROR MASK MANIACS – Horror Movie Concept For Sale.

Four Founding Members:
CELEBRITY KILLER – College Professor. Teaches film studies. The leader of the Horror Mask Maniacs. Wears Custom Designer Sunglasses at all times. Believes the greatest mask ever created is the one you are born with. The only member of the group that removes his mask before killing. Likes to rape and kill women. Sometimes pretends his victims are celebrities and desires to one day rape and kill a real celebrity.
INCOGNITA – Female Prostitute. Married a wealthy guy for his money then divorced him. She is human, but her soul is sometimes visited by the dark spirit of the Succubus Of The Light. During this time Incognita has the supernatural power to infinitely manipulate the light around her as well as the color of her surroundings and pigmentation of her skin and any and all human features to Seduce-Threaten-Hypnotize. She is also the demented love interest of the Celebrity killer.
SPLATTER PUNK – Large powerhouse of a man. Owns a Halloween Store and is a professional mask maker. Enjoys vicious-abrupt-kills and splattering blood everywhere. Sometimes wears a custom mask molded from his own shit and his own shit only. Shit mask is inspired by the Celebrity Killer.
MORE – Owns a prestigious limousine-transportation service for all those who worship the dark. Enjoys driving certain clients on special occasion. MORE’s exact gender is unknown. MORE is never satisfied. MORE wears a “Half Mask” on either the left or right side of the face. For when MORE wears the Half Mask on the left side, MORE looks like a Man. But when MORE wears the Half Mask on the right side, MORE looks like a Woman. Celebrity Killer is a valued client.

PLOT: An Elite Satanic Society holds a Halloween Party to indulge there own individual sadistic pleasures by killing the baited guests who have been tricked into attending. The Horror Mask Maniacs first meet and become friends at the party. After enjoying an extremely heinous evening, the members of the Secret Society continue with there normal lives. But as the Celebrity Killer becomes overwhelmed by the boredom from his repetitive occupation and surroundings. He finds himself obsessing over a unique house that looks as though the devil himself lives inside. He then calls upon his new found friends to join in on the killing of those inside the devilish house. Soon after, Incognita’s soul is visited by the dark spirit of the Succubus Of The Light granting her supernatural powers. This inspires them to go on a wild killing spree. They wear custom masks designed by Splatter Punk. One of the masks is molded from the Celebrity Killer’s own shit and his own shit only. A prominent news caster who is secretly part of the Elite Satanic Society recognizes his fellow cult members after reviewing the broadcast footage but does not reveal there true identities. Rather, during his live broadcast to the world, he gives them the nicknames of – Horror Mask Maniacs.

THE SEXUAL LADDER – Television Series for SALE.

Everyone’s Sexual Ladder is and will always be different in comparison.  The show would or could start with the documented sexual experiences of a group of every day normal people, then advance to Celebrities, such as Oprah Winfrey, Miley Cyrus, Snoop Dogg, LeBron James.  The production house could combine different age groups within one show.  Example:  19, 23, 50 and a 65 year old.  All four individuals would tell the stories within they’re own Sexual Ladders, then compare and contrast the differences while educating/entertaining the audience.  This method of educating could and should be implemented into sex education classes for High Schools, Colleges and the open market.  Thank you. 

Succubus – The Game Of Take – Television Series/Movie Concept

Most men, if not all, and most women, if not all, have they’re very own real life Succubus Stories.  Where a woman knowingly takes a man for all he’s worth and vice versa.  The stories within the Succubus Theme are endless in Reality and Fiction.  Therefore the production house could produce a long streaming series of real life Succubus Stories, and would also have the equally profitable option to produce a series of fictional Succubus Stories. Thank You. Concept for sale by CELEBRITY KILLER. 

1. The Sappers Of TIME TALENT LIFE MONEY and TRUTH – You Have Stolen From The Galaxy and Beyond.  Cheated All Those Who Either Don’t Know or Don’t Know For Sure.  BUT I DO.  I Know For Them ALL.  And No Matter How The Future Goes.  I’ve Already WON.  For When The TRUTH Comes.  They Are Mine.  ..They’re..ALL..MINE…  So Say’s THE CREATOR.  The Fast Man Isn’t Fast, Cause He’s Already Gone.  CELEBRITYKILLER.com 
2. Dezarae The Demon aka The Desired One – Filthy Pig Slut Whore – Was Once and Will Always BE The Demented Love Interest Of The Creator. <<8>> The SUSHI GUY/bartender and his good friend the LIMO DRIVER But i still the GUY, i still THE MAN, yea, ONE vs. TWO wha wha wha ONE vs. THREE, wha wha wha ONE vs. FOUR 4 4 Ra Ra REMEMBER the Beer Pong yea…yea… ONE vs. SABOTAGE wha wha wha ONE vs. my own HOE and the Randoms without even know SHIT about anything, i STILL THE MAN, i STILL THE GUY, I AM LAS VEGAS MOTHER FUCKERS.  i, AM, L………LAS VEGAS.  So Say’s THE CREATOR.  CELEBRITYKILLER.com  
3. Ms. Eccentric Likes To Wear Boot Gloves – FASHION EXTRAORDINAIRE – GALAXY CLASS INNOVATOR – NO ONE, ANYWHERE possesses a sharper MIND/HEART/EYE for any and all occasions than she.  And yes, Ms. Eccentric likes to wear Boot Gloves, EVERYWHERE…So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITYKILLER.com 
4. The Silky Ice Killer – Assassin – Seamless Full Figured Female Frame – Always Wears A Mask Unless LOVE tricks her game – She may or may not bring you pain and or pleasure before seeing her job through.  Her PEACHES are so smashing, when she whispers, YOU WILL precisely fight, tooth, nail and being to do as she say’s.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITYKILLER.com  
5. The Ostrich Fairy –  Spy, messenger, persuader. Stands exactly 4 inches high. Has fluffy colored wings and feathered hair. When seen in this form. The Ostrich Fairy is gentle and friendly. It will come to you as a friend only to manipulate you to do as the Succubus has instructed it. If the subject does not comply. The Ostrich Fairy will then transform from 4 inches to 9ft and 2 inches high with a long jagged neck and sharp hoofed hands. When seen in this form. The Ostrich Fairy’s intent is to kill.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITYKILLER.com 
6. The Hair Queen – Servant of The Succubus Of The Light and all worthy Succubuses under her. The Hair Queen grows all desired strands and colors simultaneously. Therefor when a worthy Succubus needs to change or improve their hair they will take from The Hair Queen. Duties of the captured male wanting victims is to gently hold up The Hair Queens luxurious strands never to touch the ground for her hair goes on for miles and miles.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITYKILLER.com 
7. Black Jack Fever – Once She Gets A Hold Of Yea, There’s NO comin’ back.  And ow…does she have an AMAZING MAGNIFICENT SECRET MAGICAL POWER which YOU will NEVER GUESS, O nO, O..No…  BLACK JACK FEVER’s AMAZING MAGNIFICENT SECRET MAGICAL POWER won’t even be in the MOTHER FUCKIN’ MOVIE and or MOVIES for anyone to EVER SEE.  O…nO…O…No…I just love saying O…NO…O…nO on This, cause you still won’t GUESS even after it’s way…tooooooooooooo LATE DEAD NO ROOOOOOOOTS.  He GLADLY OVER PAID THE PRICE FOR HER cause ONLY HE COULD.  “Now you’re mine.  They’re..all……….MINE.  And HE and only HE shall UNLEASH all his BJF’s onto his ENEMIES.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER – The Fast Man Isn’t Fast, Cause He’s Already GONE!!  Soon HE will be …Man…Y…….  CELEBRITYKILLER.com 
8. Wanting Victims – The Majority – The Wannabe’s – Those who can not decipher between themselves and greatness, A GREATNESS OF ANY KIND, FROM ANY PLACE within the Galaxy and BEYOND.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITYKILLER.com 
9. Divine – She’s All Legs from unknown to nine, but when the Succubus Moon Shines, she becomes Divine.  Flying Cars Flying Cars Flying Cars.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
10. Sexy Chair – For The Worthy One and The Worthy One ONLY.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITYKILLER.com 
11. The Zina From The Castle otherwise known as BANG BANG GOOGIE aka “The CRAZYMAKER” – Sneaky Is Her Past, Sneaky Is Her Future, Come Any Closer, And Sneaky Will Be You’re Last.  So Say’s The Creator.                                                                                     

Now, FINaLy, na Na NOW NOW Fa Fa Fa Finally,  The information has been processed properly.  Your OUT.  You we’re on the other team the whole time.  Your way OUT, but they didn’t call me OUT did they?  Cause i WASN’T.  That’s right, i know about that toooooooooooooooooooooooo  Yea, ya see, if ya got the STUFF, and you put in that search through all that STUFF, you can figure out ANYTHING, and i do mean aa AnYaNy tha tha THING.  No no There will be no FALSE HOODS HERE, no no there will be no no misunderstandings here here here.  And The Basketball Player Who Can’t Dunk NEVER WILL Meat HEAD MUTT is the biggest COWARD of EM aLL along with The Shaky Piano Player, and O O That Poor Little  YEAH   i shoulda let my SLICK FIST FLY Straight through yo FACE, andand all the rest of Those CAKE EATen COWARDS.  And don’t you…  O yea i know about you you                           you wanna help her out huh        O yea you wanna help her out with her studies huh      O…..your lucky this HUMILIATION game you aLL we’re playing didn’t continue     i woulda snapped your                                                                                                          BACK over and over again right in front of your DADDY                                 So Yea, don’t be “THINK”in you fell under my RADAR SON, and i also KNOW                                                                              ><                                                                                                                                                        8                                   BROWN was never my coach  BROWN was not qualified   BROWN was in on the SET UP any chance & the whole way through   & BROWN was in on THE COVER UP in the END              <>           <>                                                              <> My two opponents knew i was hurt.  i was lucky my semi final opponent SUCKED otherwise i might not off won a game <> And i know Brad Wade let me win the games i won in the final <>                              <> <> i couldn’t turn the ball over i couldn’t turn turn the ball ball over over DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS<>i couldn’t move and or do my sweet sweet Runnin Rebel Run and GUN GUN THa Tha Tha THING THING THING<>the games we’re long and torturous<>                                                          <>he could have smoked/KiLLED me easy anytime<>he made it close close so his ranking would be higher at the state tournament cause if he smoked/KiLLED me they would know something was wrong<>                                        <>for me this was a very bad lose and my rank       <> i was supposed to withdraw due to malicious injury and that iS what it iSsSsS Ya see SOMEONE and i Know WHO Told the to try and start a i’m gonna keep the details for later or never <>  But BROWN said that was not an option & would not allow for me to do so  <>                                                                                                  <>                      <>             <>           <>                <>YOU tried to HUMILIATE ME          <>          YOU tried to SABOTAGE ME       <>       YOU tried to DESTROY ME                            <>             and            they                                                                                              <>                                                     Hey Arrow, The Basketball Player Who  YEA    HE also secretly tried out for the team huh?  And you beat em, and you we’re the 3rd string.                          8                                 8                                                           <>Yea, he couldn’t even beat a shit house 3rd string, no offense but you know what i’m sayin  <>  Yea he was and will forever be known as a CAKE EATING COWard MEAT HEAD MUTT cause that’s what he is…                 <>                                                     Hey Arrow, your in if you want in <> well maybe NOT ACTUALLY     Your Shit House too & i don’t like SHit HOUSE    &         ><><                                                 and….                                               ><>                                      Because i am Kind, and i am Fairly.  NOTE:  i was like 5’6 slappin the palm of my hand across a ten foot rim.  That’s right, 5’6 across a ten foot rim.      NOTE:  When i was 13, i got a UNLV Las Vegas Cheerleader HOOKER on my OWN.  i get, and i PICK, that sweet ass UNLV Las Vegas Cheerleader HOOKEr …NUMBER….ONE, every TIME, EVERy TiMe over ANYONE from that No Talent CAKE EATEN TOWN.               8                                                         8Ronnie Renato Reyno Credev Evdi CARAVAGGIO RC8                              8        Yea yEa, Because i i i, i got Rabies, yea yEA Cause Cause i i i, i AM KIND, and i am FAIRLY.                      i just LOVE saying that.  And i’m gonna do so for ALL                                                        Beyond         and   i got other 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