A FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
Lyrics: I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same songs over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same song over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is listen to the same shit over and over,
over and over,
over and over again,
Like running my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
I swear I swear it’s ENORMOUS and THUNDEROUS,
FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
yeah the cool kids know,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
O they exist,
They do.. They do..
Description: Phone rings. Celebrity Killer’s voice answers HELLO. THREE RINGS.
Lyrics: Hello,
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,
Hello,
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,
Thanks MOM,
Tha Tha Thanks MOM,
Now when I was in College,
far…far…away,
I went on what the kids used to call THE Spring Break,
The The The THE SPRING BREAK,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide,
as I slide,
as I slide…..right in,
So when “I”,
So when “I”
So when “I” went on THE Spring Break,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU” went on THE Spring Break,
We drank,
We drank,
We drank,
cause why your paranoid,
cause why your paranoid,
you can’t play the same songs over and over again,
you can’t play the same SHIT over and over again,
cause why,
cause why,
your paranoid,
where’s my friends,
where’s my friends,
does my ass look fat,
did he,
did SHE,
did he,
did SHE,
did he,
did SHE just get me pregnant,
The NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’S Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOOO….THE NATURE…BOY..
That’s right SLICK RIC you tell em,
BASH AT THE BEACH,
Wet Tee Shirt Contests,
STDs,
Beer pong,
Cheap Alcohol and Faucets,
HOT ASS,
MTV,
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,
MTV,
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,
WOOOOO….
I’m a Limousine ridin’ jet flyin’ kiss stealin’,
WOOOOO….son of a gun,
did he just jump off the top balcony,
she was wearing her designers,
I can’t,
I can’t,
I can’t breath,
you tell er,
you tell er Frankie,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
na na theirs no Fucking Machine Guns,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide,
as I slide,
as I slide…right in,
Up NEXT,
We smuggled her in just for you…,
Everyone Please Welcome,
JUANITA….BIG CITY….JENKENS….
JENKINS…Everyone and the Dance-ettes,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
where’s all my money Lisa,
where’s all my money Lisa,
I have,
I have,
Four days left,
where’s my special conditioner Latisha,
I have,
I have,
no shampoo,
no shampoo left,
where’s my,
where’s my,
where’s my Kylie Jenner makeup kit by Kylie Kylie,
I have,
I have,
I have,
I have,
no days,
no days,
no days left,
NOW THAT’s,
NOW THAT’s a quick taste,
of the,
of the,
WOOOOO….
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE ya all,
Pa Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Yeah Yeah PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
O it’s There…
it’s There…
Sativa,
Sativa,
Sativa,
Lyrics: Now when I was on Mars,
far far away,
then flew to Saturn, then Spain,
I got my picture taken with Ha Ha Ha Ha Hugh Hefner,
that’s right,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Hugh Hefner,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
so when people tell yea,
so when people tell yea,
O no,
O no,
you can’t do that,
O no,
O no,
you can’t be that,
O no,
O no,
she’s never gonna buy you a brand new Big Black Porsche,
I just say,
I just say,
I just say,
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,
I just might cum all over you face if you say,
Hey you,
yeah you,
“FUCK YOU”,
SEXY FEMALE VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,
and I jerked,
and jerked,
and just kept jerking,
and stroking and jerking,
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,
I just kept jerking and stroking,
and jerking and stroking,
YEAH THAT’s RIGHT,
She’s my Sexy LOOP LOOP Vocalist,
and I’m SUPER,
SUPER,
SUPER FLY,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
is that what you want,
FULL SPPED FULL SPEED,
yeah that’s what he said,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich,
I wanna be,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich,
I’m gonna be,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER.
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is eat IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
Hey Ladies,
Hey you alls,
Hey every bodies who’s not here,
I do everything,
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO….
In a PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE LOOP,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Wish I Would Have Met You First,
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,
still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards before Charlie Sheen,
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO…. WOOOO….
that’s right SLICK RICK,
16 Times Mother Fuckers WOOOO…
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,
Most Beautiful Goddess Ever Seen,
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,
Still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards,
with Denise Richards,
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sheen,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
She Was Wearin’ the OUT FIT AND EVERYTHING,
Hey everyone,
Hey everyone,
it’s been fun,
it’s been fun,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
and I like do EVERYTHING in LOOPS,
Like eating through your Silky Pink Velvet,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like doing my hand trick through your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
I listened to everything except for county music when I was horny,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
na…theirs no MOTHER FUCKIN’ MACHINE GUNS,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide,
as I slide,
as I slide…right in,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
if you say it enough times,
if you say it enough times,
it just might happen,
it just might happen,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
Sativa,
Sativa,
O it’s there,
it’s there…
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS AND FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
SATIVA,
Lyrics: When the moon turns into a microphone,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe whe whe when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot orange ass,
I never had orange ass,
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses?
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
Whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Lyrics: When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Eazy E,
I want this version,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings She…Swallowed…it,
I want this ver ver version,
I want this ver ver version,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings,
Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,
Cra Cra Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
I like to play em,
I like to play em,
like this,
like this,
just like this,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Porn Star Ass,
I never had Porn Star Ass,
Where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Eazy E,
She…Swallowed…it,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Stars,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars,
I want this version,
I want this version,
of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
when the moon turns into a micro,
Lyrics: Da Da Da Donna Summers,
Da Da Da Donna Summers,
When the moon turns into a mother fuckin’ microphone and sings Da Da Da Donna Summers,
I want this ver ver version,
of you’re sleazy,
I want that ver ver version,
of you’re sleazy,
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro,
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
like this,
like this,
I like to play em,
I like to play em,
like this,
like this,
just like this,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings “Veala Scallopini”,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings a “Veala Scallopini”,
She….Swallowed….it,
Thanks Eazy,
La La La Lana,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars,
Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars,
I want this version, yeah yeah you all know the rest,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em now, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack,
one more time,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Orange Ass,
I never had Orange Ass,
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Hey you,
yeah you,
the one over there, with the Chiquita Banana Skirt and the August Ames Tits,
La La La Luxurious,
La La La Luxurious,
She was,
She was,
La La La Lusciously Luxurious,
…all…the…way…
…all…the…way…
……all….the….way..…through…..
Whe whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La L……………..Lynyrd Skynyrd,
Won’t you fly…High…Free…Bird….Yeah,
When the moon turns into a microphone,