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Celebrity Killer

CELEBRITY KILLER Personal Quotes: “If they ain’t on TV I’ll beat em.” “O yeah, with a girl like that you need a 39 Hour Clock.” “Wish I was in the water right now killin’ someone.” “She’s Hot Ass.” “That’s Hot Ass.” “I’m Hot Ass.” “You don’t learn how to do that by readin’ magazines.” “Poochie-lymons.” “Where’s my prescription sunglasses?” “Sometimes, when the world is lucky, guys like me, get to make real movies. Sometimes, when the world is lucky.”

Celebrity Killer Art

CELEBRITY KILLER is a brand specializing in Original Feature Film, T.V., Apparel, Art, and any and all things in which he deems worthy. Renato Caravaggio is the Celebrity Killer aka The Creator. And Yes, He Is Better Than You.

Celebrity Killer Movie

CELEBRITY KILLER – A Serial Killer indulges his psychological fantasies by pretending to be a celebrity while abducting and killing women. He also pretends his victims are famous while abduction. His ultimate goal is to one day become a celebrity himself and to have the opportunity to kill a real life hot ass famous female such as Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba, Meagan Good or Jessica Beil.

Celebrity Killer Fictional and Non Fictional Stories – Created by Celebrity Killer

Celebrity Killer Fictional Stories

Painfuldise – Land of the Succubus and her never ending line of Wanting Victims. An original creation by Celebrity Killer.
A Succubus comes from an elusive mystical land called “Painfuldise”. Visitors to this world instantly become Wanting Victims as the overwhelming rush of Pure Ecstasy and Bliss Magically storm through every inch of their being. Unfortunately, the end result is always the same. A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS, A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS, A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS, A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS, A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS, A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS. Only one person has ever returned from Painfuldise as they now call him The Creator. Description of The Creator. Psychological Warrior. One who is highly gifted in the art of persuasion and or manipulation in any and all environment. He is able to adapt to extremely bad conditions in order to achieve his goals. He let’s the Succubus win and or think they are hustling him in order to maintain his seduction. For if you are skilled enough to get a Succubus to truly fall in love with you, and you are able to last the journey. The Succubus will UNKNOWINGLY shower you with gifts way beyond your wildest imagination and allow for you to fulfill your failed and or lost Successful Destiny. The Creator say’s that the Queen and most powerful of all Succubus’s great and small is otherwise known as The Succubus Of The Light. The Succubus Of The Light has the ability to transform infinitely into any and all Succubus’s under her. She has the power to infinitely manipulate the light around her as well as the color of her surroundings and pigmentation of her skin and any and all human features and or forms infinitely as she pleases.
August Ames (Painfuldise) – Goddess of Seduction, Universal Wisdom and The Game Of Take. Most powerful of all Succubus great and small otherwise known as the Succubus Of The Light. Has the ability to manipulate the pigmentation of her skin, color of her surroundings and transform infinitely into any and all Succubus under her to Seduce – Threaten – Hypnotize.
Constructed from the destiny of The Creator.  Beautiful Steel is a blend of unknown Galaxy Class Elements with the engraved likeness of the Succubus Queen otherwise known as The succubus Of The Light.  If given as a gift to the one who is worthy.  There is no limit to what She (Beautiful Steel) can be.
Protected by Beautiful Steel. Enter Sexy Chair and Ancient Succubus Coins remain for the worthy.  Penny, Copper, Silver and Blood.  Which denomination shall it be?  For only one will take you all the way, yet need all three.  So Say’s The Creator.  Succubus currency features the likeness of the Venezuelan Princess and the Venezuelan Princess only on any and all denominations known and unknown within the Galaxy and Beyond.
THE HAIR QUEEN – Servant of The Succubus Of The Light and all worthy Succubus’s under her. The Hair Queen grows all desired strands and colors simultaneously. Therefor when a worthy Succubus needs to change or improve their hair they will take from The Hair Queen. Duties of the captured male wanting victims is to gently hold up The Hair Queens luxurious strands never to touch the ground for her hair goes on for miles and miles. 
THE OSTRICH FAIRY – Spy, messenger, persuader. Stands exactly 4 inches high. Has fluffy colored wings and feathered hair. When seen in this form. The Ostrich Fairy is gentle and friendly. It will come to you as a friend only to manipulate you to do as the Succubus has instructed it. If the subject does not comply. The Ostrich Fairy will then transform from 4 inches to 9ft and 2 inches high with a long jagged neck and sharp hoofed hands. When seen in this form. The Ostrich Fairy’s intent is to kill. Original Succubus Story, Mystical World, and Succubus Characters created by Celebrity Killer and Celebrity Killer only.

Celebrity Killer Movie Poster For The Feature Film Titled Succubus – The Game Of Take

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Celebrity Killer movie poster created for the feature film titled SUCCUBUS – THE GAME OF TAKE

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3:43 AM HE MINE created by Celebrity Killer.

Celebrity Killer Currency

Protected by Beautiful Steel. Enter Sexy Chair and Ancient Succubus Coins for only the worthy.  Penny, Copper, Silver and Blood.  Which denomination shall it be?  For only one will take you all the way, yet you need all three.  So Say’s The Creator.  Succubus currency features the likeness of the Venezuelan Princess and the Venezuelan Princess only on any and all denominations known and unknown within the Galaxy and Beyond – Painfuldise.  Succubus The Game Of Take currency, Succubus story and or stories, Succubus Art, Succubus characters created by Celebrity Killer and Celebrity Killer only.  Renato Caravaggio.

Vintage Celebrity Killer Image

VINTAGE 98 created by Celebrity Killer.

Celebrity Killer Is Hollywood.

Celebrity Killer Photograph Art

Celebrity Killer say’s “A True Fisherman can always see another from a far. “A True Fisherman”. And I’m a whole lot more than that.

Celebrity Killer

My Succubus comes in many forms. Which one will she be today or tonight? For the meaning of the past is erased and they start from inception again. Either until she finishes him or his instincts kick in. One verse many, and one’s gonna win. Yet he still maintains his promise to always love her. For their are only two supremely equal and infinite forms of true love which are exhibited by either “Walking Away With Them Always In Your Heart” or “Murder”. Both forms are perfectly equal and honorable never to be surpassed with in the galaxy and beyond. For Painfuldise is All-Everywhere-Rise and Fall. So Say’s The Creator – Celebrity Killer – Renato Caravaggio.

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Celebrity Killer Say’s Hollywood Is His TOWN.

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Celebrity Killer Art Apparel by Celebrity Killer.

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Sexy Chair Photo Collage by Celebrity Killer.

Celebrity Killer Sexy Chair

Enter Sexy Chair by Celebrity Killer.

CELEBRITY KILLER Say’s Hollywood Is His TOWN

Renato Caravaggio aka The Celebrity Killer

Celebrity Killer Say’s it’s time for the abundance of unworthy to move over because Hollywood is his town. Same goes for ..Las..Vegas!! For Sometimes, When The World Is Lucky, Guys Like Me Get To Make Real Movies. Sometimes, When The WORLD is LUCKY.
The Low Baller
Slogan “How Low Can You Go”
By Renato Caravaggio and Renato Caravaggio only.
Pukis “The Low Baller” Pendleton is a vile socialite high jinx artist in his mid forties who strives on instigating pandemonium at the expense of others for his own personal entertainment. He resembles Jon Lovitz on Jon Lovitz’s most weaselest of weasel days. He is also the first and only known person to ever use Ancestry.com to discover he is somehow mathematically linked equally to over 5 Thousand Ethnicities making him the very first universal asshole. But when Pukis sets his putrid sights on a Female Hair Stylist, who’s related to a Disco Dancer, and is secretly friends with the leader of the Hawaiian KulaKachu Mafia. The tables of turmoil quickly turn on Pukis giving him a dose of his own medicine.

Celebrity Killer Horror Movie

Bunny Baby Run
A group of high school seniors anxiously plan for one last memorable experience before heading off to college. Ironically, they hear about a hot new drug dealer in town by the name of Reyno Credev Evdi. After a brief debate over wether or not they should do drugs. Billy and his slutty girlfriend Sara set up a meeting with Reyno. Renyo presents them with a variety of fancy pills imported from Switzerland and France. But quickly pushes a shiny pink drug on them called Bunny Baby Run. He say’s just one dose of Bunny Baby Run will last them for two whole days. He say’s it’s so rare, Charlie Sheen can’t even get it. Soon after purchasing the “BBR”, Billy and Sara relay the exciting news to their friends. They then all decide to spend the weekend at a vacation house in the woods. Upon arrival, they stock the place with water, soda’s, candy, fresh fruits and have the number of a local pizza shop on speed dial. They then eagerly gather as everyone pops the magical pill together. At first, nothing happens. But as the night slowly begins to creep in.. so as does the Bunny..Baby..Run.. Everyone in the house begins to feel a spectacular tingling sensation through every inch of their bodies. Their eyes explode with love and anticipation as the euphoric environment around them becomes perfectly real. They dance, they kiss, they have creative discussions about super heroes and reincarnation. But when one of the female teenagers drifts off into the house alone. She feels as though someone or something is following her. She becomes frightened as her euphoria darkens with violent colors. She feels trapped. She hallucinates an Evil Monster Bunny with long terrifying teeth and enormous clawed hands. She screams but can not escape the now violently swirling colors. The Monster Bunny proves to be real as it viciously tears her apart. After taking a few deep chomps of her flesh. It raises its bloody mouth and speaks to it’s self in a delighted tone “DELICIOUS, TASTE LIKE BITCH”. Unaware of the murderous attack, the other teenagers continue on with there joyous high.
Noises, louder-louder – creepy animal noises everywhere. The teenagers gather, they realize one of their friends is missing. Surprisingly, they walk in on a group of Evil Monster Bunnies having sex. At first they think their hallucination is hilarious-Laughing-Pointing-Telling Jokes. But little do they know, is that Evil Monster Bunnies don’t like to be made fun of when having sex. They become enraged. The teenagers must run for their lives as the Monster Bunnies begin killing everyone. Only three of the teenagers remain. They sneak outside. They see a house with it’s lights on. They run to it. They bang on the front door. They see a husband and wife with the cutest little two year old baby boy anyone has ever seen. The baby has just learned to walk. The family is overjoyed but remains calm as the teenagers continue to bang on the door. The husband has a chainsaw strapped over his right shoulder. After taking his good old time, he opens the front door. The teenagers are hysterical. The husband is expressionless. He waits for them to finishes with their rambling then replies with a cocky hillbilly tone “Don’t you kids know drugs don’t pay? I’m a hunter. Don’t let me catch you sneakin’ around.. otherwise you’ll be seein’ me sneakin’ on you..”. He then flashes them the chainsaw before closing the door.
The Monster Bunnies are coming!! The teenagers hide in the woods. Dehydration sets in. They feel light headed. All they can do is lay motionless in the weeds. As one of the teenagers goes in and out of consciousness, she finds herself staring at one of the Monster Bunnies. She watches it move towards the Hillbillies house. From through the bay window, she see’s the baby playfully walking on it’s new found legs. Suddenly, the Monster Bunny SCREAMS.. and JUMPS BACK upon first sight of the baby. It chatters it’s teeth then runs away. In a droopy drugged out haze the teenager murmurs to herself “Baby, the baby, the fucking bunnies are afraid of the baby”. A ray of hope sets in. She is inspired. She relays the information to her friends. They successfully sneak into the hillbillies house to kidnap the baby in order to scare and kill the Evil Monster Bunnies. After inflicting their revenge, they are faced with the daunting task of secretly returning the precious baby back to its home. The baby is overjoyed. The teenagers are thankful as the female cradles the baby in her arms. She gently lays it back into its carriage. Suddenly, the Mother appears screaming at the top of her lungs. The Father chases them with his chainsaw. He kills two of the teenagers leaving only the one female remaining. She has nothing left. He closes in on her.. But just as the thunderous bloody blade is inches away from her face. EVERYTHING ABRUPTLY DISAPPEARS. She finds herself stamering-overwhelmed-out of control in the woods all by herself. AN EXHILARATING CHILL STORMS THROUGH HER BODY. She has a hard time speaking but somehow utters out wildly “O, O, O Wow, that was”.
Scene cuts:
Close on: Reyno Credev Evdi’s face. Reyno speaks like a razor “Two Days Up, One Survived, Now that’s what I call a good time, Bunny..Baby..Run…”
THE END:
The new and original CELEBRITY KILLER movie title “BUNNY BABY RUN” and movie concept is created by Renato Caravaggio and Renato Caravaggio only.

Celebrity Killer Succubus Movie

Divinity brought us together.  Her name was Dezarae The Demon aka The Desired One.  She was divinely beautiful yet extremely vulgar in every way.  Was I her next Wanting Victim or was I Worthy?  Her green eyes took me for a long ride through the night and into the light.  Cupid hesitated before shooting an arrow through her decaying heart.  With the fury of a thousand ancient whore’s she wailed.  She then seduced the unwarranted egos of all the green leafs around me.  My ability to perform quickly faded.  I found myself losing HARD to much lesser opponents.  Would i let Dezarae The Demon destroy me?  And if so, would this prove my love for her is true?  The Succubus Queen otherwise known as the Succubus Of The Light whispered softly through the night.  “Rise… finish him.”  Dezarae ignored the ominous command.  The Queen’s whisper grew louder.  “Rise Dezarae The Desired One, Finish Him”.  One final moment of innocences swirled through our veins.  Dezarae sharply looked into my eyes then vanished.  Where was she?  I couldn’t see anything.  I couldn’t see myself.  Was I floating?  From a million light years away their was a Beaming Hypnotizing Glow.  A slow tear drop drizzled from my eye.  Was I ever to see her again?  I paused for a moment, then like a fearless warrior i yelled, ‘KILL ME!!  GO AHEAD!!  DO IT!!  KILL ME DEAD!!  And so she did.  Over and over it was all so dark the terrible things.  Do I still love Dezarae The Demon aka The Desired One?  YES – NO, always and for infinity, for she is my Succubus and this is the ongoing true story of The Game Of Take.  So say’s The Creator – Renato Caravaggio – Ultimate Cinema Verite Master. 
 
The GAME OF TAKE – I The Creator needs to not only correct myself but all historical dictionaries regarding the definition for the word SUCCUBUS. SUCCUBUS is a unisex word that represents both Female and Male equally. For I have learned that a MALE can be just as Evil Minded – Malicious with Cruel Premeditated Pathetic Intent to try and destroy another persons life, steel their property and or identity, or to simply entertain themselves at the expense of another. EVIL BEYOND COMPREHENSION ..IS.. The definition of SUCCUBUS. Unfortunately for the SUCCUBUS, Church is always in session. For the Camera’s Eye Of GOD is always on, and the Camera’s Eye Of GOD never turns off. Therefor, church is in session when you are watching movies, at work or school, when you are playing ice hockey, during your bachelorette and or bachelor party, when you are getting married, when you are eating frosted flakes, and before the day you are born to infinity. So what makes a FEMALE – MALE – SUCCUBUS think that the Camera’s Eye Of GOD can not see when the SUCCUBUS and or SUCCUBUS’S are engaging in Disgraceful – Heinous – Beyond Evil Acts? I the Creator do not currently have the answer to this question, for I do not and may never fully understand the deepest and darkest layers of evil. But if one or all truly believes in PEACE – LOVE – AND GOODNESS TO ALL – than one or all will never have to worry about becoming a SUCCUBUS before the CAMERA’S EYE OF GOD. So say’s The Creator.

Celebrity Killer say’s Bunny Baby Run is a brilliantly Creative Hallucinogenic Horror Movie Fun Ride that’s just as funny as it is terrifying.

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Bunny Baby Run
A group of high school seniors anxiously plan for one last memorable experience before heading off to college. Ironically, they hear about a hot new drug dealer in town by the name of Reyno Credev Evdi. After a brief debate over wether or not they should do drugs. Billy and his slutty girlfriend Sara set up a meeting with Reyno. Renyo presents them with a variety of fancy pills imported from Switzerland and France. But quickly pushes a shiny pink drug on them called Bunny Baby Run. He say’s just one dose of Bunny Baby Run will last them for two whole days. He say’s it’s so rare, Charlie Sheen can’t even get it. Soon after purchasing the “BBR”, Billy and Sara relay the exciting news to their friends. They then all decide to spend the weekend at a vacation house in the woods. Upon arrival, they stock the place with water, soda’s, candy, fresh fruits and have the number of a local pizza shop on speed dial. They then eagerly gather as everyone pops the magical pill together. At first, nothing happens. But as the night slowly begins to creep in.. so as does the Bunny..Baby..Run.. Everyone in the house begins to feel a spectacular tingling sensation through every inch of their bodies. Their eyes explode with love and anticipation as the euphoric environment around them becomes perfectly real. They dance, they kiss, they have creative discussions about super heroes and reincarnation. But when one of the female teenagers drifts off into the house alone. She feels as though someone or something is following her. She becomes frightened as her euphoria darkens with violent colors. She feels trapped. She hallucinates an Evil Monster Bunny with long terrifying teeth and enormous clawed hands. She screams but can not escape the now violently swirling colors. The Monster Bunny proves to be real as it viciously tears her apart. After taking a few deep chomps of her flesh. It raises its bloody mouth and speaks to it’s self in a delighted tone “DELICIOUS, TASTE LIKE BITCH”. Unaware of the murderous attack, the other teenagers continue on with there joyous high.
Noises, louder-louder – creepy animal noises everywhere. The teenagers gather, they realize one of their friends is missing. Surprisingly, they walk in on a group of Evil Monster Bunnies having sex. At first they think their hallucination is hilarious-Laughing-Pointing-Telling Jokes. But little do they know, is that Evil Monster Bunnies don’t like to be made fun of when having sex. They become enraged. The teenagers must run for their lives as the Monster Bunnies begin killing everyone. Only three of the teenagers remain. They sneak outside. They see a house with it’s lights on. They run to it. They bang on the front door. They see a husband and wife with the cutest little two year old baby boy anyone has ever seen. The baby has just learned to walk. The family is overjoyed but remains calm as the teenagers continue to bang on the door. The husband has a chainsaw strapped over his right shoulder. After taking his good old time, he opens the front door. The teenagers are hysterical. The husband is expressionless. He waits for them to finishes with their rambling then replies with a cocky hillbilly tone “Don’t you kids know drugs don’t pay? I’m a hunter. Don’t let me catch you sneakin’ around.. otherwise you’ll be seein’ me sneakin’ on you..”. He then flashes them the chainsaw before closing the door.
The Monster Bunnies are coming!! The teenagers hide in the woods. Dehydration sets in. They feel light headed. All they can do is lay motionless in the weeds. As one of the teenagers goes in and out of consciousness, she finds herself staring at one of the Monster Bunnies. She watches it move towards the Hillbillies house. From through the bay window, she see’s the baby playfully walking on it’s new found legs. Suddenly, the Monster Bunny SCREAMS.. and JUMPS BACK upon first sight of the baby. It chatters it’s teeth then runs away. In a droopy drugged out haze the teenager murmurs to herself “Baby, the baby, the fucking bunnies are afraid of the baby”. A ray of hope sets in. She is inspired. She relays the information to her friends. They successfully sneak into the hillbillies house to kidnap the baby in order to scare and kill the Evil Monster Bunnies. After inflicting their revenge, they are faced with the daunting task of secretly returning the precious baby back to its home. The baby is overjoyed. The teenagers are thankful as the female cradles the baby in her arms. She gently lays it back into its carriage. Suddenly, the Mother appears screaming at the top of her lungs. The Father chases them with his chainsaw. He kills two of the teenagers leaving only the one female remaining. She has nothing left. He closes in on her.. But just as the thunderous bloody blade is inches away from her face. EVERYTHING ABRUPTLY DISAPPEARS. She finds herself stamering-overwhelmed-out of control in the woods all by herself. AN EXHILARATING CHILL STORMS THROUGH HER BODY. She has a hard time speaking but somehow utters out wildly “O, O, O Wow, that was”.
Scene cuts:
Close on: Reyno Credev Evdi’s face. Reyno speaks like a razor “Two Days Up, One Survived, Now that’s what I call a good time, Bunny..Baby..Run…”
THE END:
The new and original CELEBRITY KILLER movie title “BUNNY BABY RUN” and movie concept is created by Renato Caravaggio.

Celebrity Killer

Cinematic Hallucinogenic Horror Movie Fun Ride created by Celebrity Killer.

Celebrity Killer Movie

Celebrity Killer say’s Bunny Baby Run is a refreshing original movie concept that will last the test of time amidst a saturated talent pool of below average movies and or movie makers.

Shadows and Light and my name is CELEBRITY KILLER.

Sexy Chair

Sexy Chair Photo Set by Celebrity Killer featuring Michelle Maylene.

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Shadows and Light by Celebrity Killer. Sexy Chair photo set features Michelle Maylene.

Michelle Maylene

Celebrity Killer say’s her SEXY CHAIR is HOT.

Shadows and Light

Shadows and Light and my name is Celebrity Killer. Art Photography by Renato Caravaggio aka Celebrity Killer.

Celebrity Killer

This young Succubus knows who’s the who and what’s the what as she seduces her next wanting victim. Photo and concept created by Celebrity killer.

Mystical Sexy Chair

Full frame photograph of the Mystical Sexy Chair created by Renato Caravaggio aka Celebrity killer featuring the luscious Michelle Maylene.

Celebrity Killer

This young Succubus plays coy as she glances over her shoulder at the one and only Celebrity Killer. Art Photograph and concept created by Renato Caravaggio.

Michelle Maylene

Pause and stare for a moment. Are you doing exactly as I have commanded? ..Good…

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Sexy Chair art photo created by Renato Caravaggio.

Sexy Chair

Sexy Chair Photograph features the beautiful Michelle Maylene.

Renato Caravaggio

Celebrity Killer Sexy Chair created by Renato Caravaggio featuring Michelle Maylene.