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When The Moon Turns Into A Microphone by CELEBRITY KILLER

Lyrics: When the moon turns into a microphone,

I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe whe whe when,
When the moon turns into a microphone, 
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack, 
She’s super hot,                   
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot orange ass,
I never had orange ass,
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses?
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer, 
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
Whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
When the moon turns into a microphone, 

Lyrics:  When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Eazy E, 
I want this version,  
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings She…Swallowed…it,  
I want this ver ver version,

I want this ver ver version,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings, 
Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,

Cra Cra Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
when the moon turns into a micro, 
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,

when the moon turns into a micro,

Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…

I like to play em,

I like to play em,

like this,

like this,

just like this,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack, 
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Porn Star Ass,
I never had Porn Star Ass,
Where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer, 
Ga Ga Gimme, 
Ga Ga Gimme, 
Ga Ga Gimme,
Eazy E,  
She…Swallowed…it,

When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Stars, 
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
I want this version,

I want this version,

of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
when the moon turns into a micro,

Lyrics:  Da Da Da Donna Summers,  
Da Da Da Donna Summers, 
When the moon turns into a mother fuckin’ microphone and sings Da Da Da Donna Summers,
I want this ver ver version, 

of you’re sleazy, 

I want that ver ver version, 

of you’re sleazy,
When the moon turns into a micro, 
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro,

When the moon turns into a micro, 

Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…

Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…

like this, 

like this,

I like to play em,

I like to play em,

like this,

like this, 

just like this,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings “Veala Scallopini”,

Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings a “Veala Scallopini”,  

She….Swallowed….it,

Thanks Eazy,  

La La La Lana’s the fucking best,

When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
I want this version, yeah yeah you all know the rest, 
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em now, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack,
one more time, 
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Orange Ass, 
I never had Orange Ass, 
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,  
Hey you,
yeah you,
the one over there, with the Chiquita Banana Skirt and the August Ames Tits, 
La La La Luxurious, 
La La La Luxurious, 
She was,

She was,
La La La Lusciously Luxurious,
…all…the…way…
…all…the…way…
……all….the….way..…through…..
Whe whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La L……………..Lynyrd Skynyrd,
Won’t you fly…High…Free…Bird….Yeah,
When the moon turns into a microphone,   

The Celebrity Killer Presents The Song Titled “Pink Gummy Bears & Fluorescent Cocaine”

A FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.

Lyrics:  I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do is listen to the same songs over and over again,

I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do is listen to the same song over and over again,

I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

is listen to the same shit over and over,

over and over,

over and over again, 

Like running my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY, 

PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,

I swear I swear it’s ENORMOUS and THUNDEROUS, 

FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it,    

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do, 

is eat,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT, 

yeah the cool kids know,

all I wanna do,

is eat,

IN-N-OUT, 

IN-N-OUT, 

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,  

PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,

O they exist, 

They do.. They do..

Description:  Phone rings.  Celebrity Killer’s voice answers HELLO.  THREE RINGS.

Lyrics:  Hello,

Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,

I mailed you your package today,

it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus, 

Hello, 

Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,

I mailed you your package today,

it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,

Thanks MOM,

Tha Tha Thanks MOM, 

Now when I was in College,   

far…far…away, 

I went on what the kids used to call THE Spring Break,

The The The THE SPRING BREAK, 

na na theirs no Machine Guns,

na na theirs no Machine Guns,   

is that JAMES FRANCO,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

as I slide, 

as I slide, 

as I slide…..right in,  

So when “I”,

So when “I”

So when “I” went on THE Spring Break,

So when “YOU”,

So when “YOU”,

So when “YOU” went on THE Spring Break,   

We drank,

We drank,

We drank,

cause why your paranoid,

cause why your paranoid,    

you can’t play the same songs over and over again,

you can’t play the same SHIT over and over again,

cause why,

cause why,

your paranoid,                    

where’s my friends,

where’s my friends,  

does my ass look fat,

did he, 

did SHE,

did he,

did SHE,

did he, 

did SHE just get me pregnant, 

The NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’S Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOOO….THE NATURE…BOY..

That’s right SLICK RIC you tell em, 

BASH AT THE BEACH,

Wet Tee Shirt Contests,

STDs, 

Beer pong,

Cheap Alcohol and Faucets,

HOT ASS, 

MTV, 

MTV,

I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,

MTV,

MTV,

I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,  

WOOOOO….

I’m a Limousine ridin’ jet flyin’ kiss stealin’,

WOOOOO….son of a gun,

did he just jump off the top balcony,

she was wearing her designers,

I can’t,

I can’t,

I can’t breath,

you tell er, 

you tell er Frankie,   

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

We smoked Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,

Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,

PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

na na theirs no Machine Guns,  

na na theirs no Fucking Machine Guns,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 

as I slide,

as I slide, 

as I slide…right in,    

Up NEXT,

We smuggled her in just for you…,

Everyone Please Welcome, 

JUANITA….BIG CITY….JENKENS….

JENKINS…Everyone and the Dance-ettes,

I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,

I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,

where’s all my money Lisa,

where’s all my money Lisa, 

I have,

I have,

Four days left,

where’s my special conditioner Latisha,

I have,

I have,

no shampoo,

no shampoo left, 

where’s my,

where’s my, 

where’s my Kylie Jenner makeup kit by Kylie Kylie, 

I have,

I have,

I have,

I have, 

no days,

no days,

no days left, 

NOW THAT’s,

NOW THAT’s a quick taste,

of the, 

of the,

WOOOOO….

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE ya all,

Pa Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,

Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,

Yeah Yeah PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,  

O it’s There…

it’s There…

Sativa,

Sativa,

Sativa,

Lyrics:  Now when I was on Mars,

far far away,

then flew to Saturn, then Spain, 

I got my picture taken with Ha Ha Ha Ha Hugh Hefner,

that’s right,

Ha Ha Ha Ha,

Ha Ha Ha Ha,

Hugh Hefner,  

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,    

so when people tell yea,

so when people tell yea,

O no,

O no,

you can’t do that, 

O no,

O no, 

you can’t be that, 

O no,

O no,

she’s never gonna buy you a brand new Big Black Porsche,

I just say,

I just say,

I just say, 

Hey you,

yeah you,

Kailee Morgue,       

I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”, 

Hey you,

yeah you,

Kailee Morgue, 

I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,

Hey you,

yeah you, 

Kailee Morgue, 

I just might cum all over you face if you say,

Hey you, 

yeah you,

“FUCK YOU”, 

SEXY FEMALE VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it, 

and I jerked, 

and jerked,

and just kept jerking,

and stroking and jerking, 

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it, 

I just kept jerking and stroking,

and jerking and stroking,

YEAH THAT’s RIGHT, 

She’s my Sexy LOOP LOOP Vocalist, 

and I’m SUPER,

SUPER,

SUPER FLY,

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

is that what you want, 

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED, 

yeah that’s what he said, 

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

Hey Rich,

Hey Rich, 

I wanna be, 

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous,

Rich and famous,

Hey Rich,

Hey Rich,

I’m gonna be,   

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous,

VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER.

I can’t even help it, 

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

is eat IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT, 

IN-N-OUT,   

Hey Ladies,  

Hey you alls, 

Hey every bodies who’s not here,    

I do everything, 

THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOO….

In a PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE LOOP,

Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES, 

Wish I Would Have Met You First, 

Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life, 

still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards before Charlie Sheen,

Ta Ta Tyson,

Tupac,

Sha Sha She Was Swat,

THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOO….  WOOOO….

that’s right SLICK RICK,

16 Times Mother Fuckers WOOOO…  

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,

GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,

Most Beautiful Goddess Ever Seen,

Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,  

Still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards,

with Denise Richards, 

Ta Ta Tyson,

Tupac,

Sheen,    

Sha Sha She Was Swat,

Sha Sha She Was Swat,

She Was Wearin’ the OUT FIT AND EVERYTHING,

Hey everyone,

Hey everyone, 

it’s been fun,

it’s been fun,

My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,

My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,

and I like do EVERYTHING in LOOPS, 

Like eating through your Silky Pink Velvet,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

Like doing my hand trick through your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS, 

I listened to everything except for county music when I was horny,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

na…theirs no MOTHER FUCKIN’ MACHINE GUNS,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 

as I slide, 

as I slide, 

as I slide…right in,

Pa Pa Pa PUFF, 

Pa Pa Pa PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

if you say it enough times,

if you say it enough times,

it just might happen,

it just might happen,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

Sativa,

Sativa,

O it’s there,

it’s there…

Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,

Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,

Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS AND FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

SATIVA,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE an Original Creation by CELEBRITY KILLER


A FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
Lyrics:  I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same songs over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same song over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is listen to the same shit over and over,
over and over,
over and over again, 
Like running my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY, 
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
I swear I swear it’s ENORMOUS and THUNDEROUS, 
FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,    
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do, 
is eat,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT, 
yeah the cool kids know,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,  
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
O they exist, 
They do.. They do..


Description:  Phone rings.  Celebrity Killer’s voice answers HELLO.  THREE RINGS.
Lyrics:  Hello,
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus, 
Hello, 
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,
Thanks MOM,
Tha Tha Thanks MOM, 
Now when I was in College,   
far…far…away, 
I went on what the kids used to call THE Spring Break,
The The The THE SPRING BREAK, 
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,   
is that JAMES FRANCO,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide, 
as I slide, 
as I slide…..right in,  
So when “I”,
So when “I”
So when “I” went on THE Spring Break,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU” went on THE Spring Break,   
We drank,
We drank,
We drank,
cause why your paranoid,
cause why your paranoid,    
you can’t play the same songs over and over again,
you can’t play the same SHIT over and over again,
cause why,
cause why,
your paranoid,                    
where’s my friends,
where’s my friends,  
does my ass look fat,
did he, 
did SHE,
did he,
did SHE,
did he, 
did SHE just get me pregnant, 
The NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’S Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOOO….THE NATURE…BOY..
That’s right SLICK RIC you tell em, 
BASH AT THE BEACH,
Wet Tee Shirt Contests,
STDs, 
Beer pong,
Cheap Alcohol and Faucets,
HOT ASS, 
MTV, 
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,
MTV,
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,  
WOOOOO….
I’m a Limousine ridin’ jet flyin’ kiss stealin’,
WOOOOO….son of a gun,
did he just jump off the top balcony,
she was wearing her designers,
I can’t,
I can’t,
I can’t breath,
you tell er, 
you tell er Frankie,   
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
We smoked Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,  
na na theirs no Fucking Machine Guns,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 
as I slide,
as I slide, 
as I slide…right in,    
Up NEXT,
We smuggled her in just for you…,
Everyone Please Welcome, 
JUANITA….BIG CITY….JENKENS….
JENKINS…Everyone and the Dance-ettes,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
where’s all my money Lisa,
where’s all my money Lisa, 
I have,
I have,
Four days left,
where’s my special conditioner Latisha,
I have,
I have,
no shampoo,
no shampoo left, 
where’s my,
where’s my, 
where’s my Kylie Jenner makeup kit by Kylie Kylie, 
I have,
I have,
I have,
I have, 
no days,
no days,
no days left, 
NOW THAT’s,
NOW THAT’s a quick taste,
of the, 
of the,
WOOOOO….
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE ya all,
Pa Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Yeah Yeah PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,  
O it’s There…
it’s There…
Sativa,
Sativa,
Sativa,


Lyrics:  Now when I was on Mars,
far far away,
then flew to Saturn, then Spain, 
I got my picture taken with Ha Ha Ha Ha Hugh Hefner,
that’s right,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Hugh Hefner,  
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,    
so when people tell yea,
so when people tell yea,
O no,
O no,
you can’t do that, 
O no,
O no, 
you can’t be that, 
O no,
O no,
she’s never gonna buy you a brand new Big Black Porsche,
I just say,
I just say,
I just say, 
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,       
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”, 
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue, 
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,
Hey you,
yeah you, 
Kailee Morgue, 
I just might cum all over you face if you say,
Hey you, 
yeah you,
“FUCK YOU”, 
SEXY FEMALE VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it, 
and I jerked, 
and jerked,
and just kept jerking,
and stroking and jerking, 
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it, 
I just kept jerking and stroking,
and jerking and stroking,
YEAH THAT’s RIGHT, 
She’s my Sexy LOOP LOOP Vocalist, 
and I’m SUPER,
SUPER,
SUPER FLY,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
is that what you want, 
FULL SPPED FULL SPEED, 
yeah that’s what he said, 
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich, 
I wanna be, 
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich,
I’m gonna be,   
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous,
VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER.
I can’t even help it, 
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is eat IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT,   
Hey Ladies,  
Hey you alls, 
Hey every bodies who’s not here,    
I do everything, 
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO….
In a PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE LOOP,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES, 
Wish I Would Have Met You First, 
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life, 
still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards before Charlie Sheen,
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO….  WOOOO….
that’s right SLICK RICK,
16 Times Mother Fuckers WOOOO…  
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,
Most Beautiful Goddess Ever Seen,
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,  
Still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards,
with Denise Richards, 
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sheen,    
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
She Was Wearin’ the OUT FIT AND EVERYTHING,
Hey everyone,
Hey everyone, 
it’s been fun,
it’s been fun,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
and I like do EVERYTHING in LOOPS, 
Like eating through your Silky Pink Velvet,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like doing my hand trick through your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS, 
I listened to everything except for county music when I was horny,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
na…theirs no MOTHER FUCKIN’ MACHINE GUNS,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 
as I slide, 
as I slide, 
as I slide…right in,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF, 
Pa Pa Pa PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
if you say it enough times,
if you say it enough times,
it just might happen,
it just might happen,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
Sativa,
Sativa,
O it’s there,
it’s there…
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS AND FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
SATIVA,

Lyrics:  When the moon turns into a microphone,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe whe whe when,
When the moon turns into a microphone, 
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack, 
She’s super hot,                   
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot orange ass,
I never had orange ass,
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses?
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer, 
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
Whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
When the moon turns into a microphone, 


Lyrics:  When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Eazy E, 
I want this version,  
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings She…Swallowed…it,  
I want this ver ver version,
I want this ver ver version,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings, 
Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,
Cra Cra Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
when the moon turns into a micro, 
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
I like to play em,
I like to play em,
like this,
like this,
just like this,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack, 
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Porn Star Ass,
I never had Porn Star Ass,
Where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer, 
Ga Ga Gimme, 
Ga Ga Gimme, 
Ga Ga Gimme,
Eazy E,  
She…Swallowed…it,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Stars, 
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
I want this version,
I want this version,
of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
when the moon turns into a micro,


Lyrics:  Da Da Da Donna Summers,  
Da Da Da Donna Summers, 
When the moon turns into a mother fuckin’ microphone and sings Da Da Da Donna Summers,
I want this ver ver version, 
of you’re sleazy, 
I want that ver ver version, 
of you’re sleazy,
When the moon turns into a micro, 
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro, 
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
like this, 
like this,
I like to play em,
I like to play em,
like this,
like this, 
just like this,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings “Veala Scallopini”,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings a “Veala Scallopini”,  
She….Swallowed….it,
Thanks Eazy,  
La La La Lana,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
I want this version, yeah yeah you all know the rest, 
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em now, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack,
one more time, 
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Orange Ass, 
I never had Orange Ass, 
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,  
Hey you,
yeah you,
the one over there, with the Chiquita Banana Skirt and the August Ames Tits, 
La La La Luxurious, 
La La La Luxurious, 
She was,
She was,
La La La Lusciously Luxurious,
…all…the…way…
…all…the…way…
……all….the….way..…through…..
Whe whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La L……………..Lynyrd Skynyrd,
Won’t you fly…High…Free…Bird….Yeah,
When the moon turns into a microphone,   





Pink Gummy Bears and Fluorescent Cocaine by CELEBRITY KILLER


A FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
Lyrics:  I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same songs over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same song over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is listen to the same shit over and over,
over and over,
over and over again, 
Like running my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY, 
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
I swear I swear it’s ENORMOUS and THUNDEROUS, 
FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,    
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do, 
is eat IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT, 
yeah the cool kids know,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,  
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
O they exist, 
They do.. They do..


Description:  Phone rings.  Celebrity Killer’s voice answers HELLO.  THREE RINGS.
Lyrics:  Hello,
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus, 
Hello, 
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,
Thanks MOM,
Tha Tha Thanks MOM, 
Now when I was in College,   
far…far…away, 
I went on what the kids used to call THE Spring Break,
The The The THE SPRING BREAK, 
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,   
is that JAMES FRANCO,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide, 
as I slide, 
as I slide…..right in,  
So when “I”,
So when “I”
So when “I” went on THE Spring Break,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU” went on THE Spring Break,   
We drank,
We drank,
We drank,
cause why your paranoid,
cause why your paranoid,    
you can’t play the same songs over and over again,
you can’t play the same SHIT over and over again,
cause why,
cause why,
your paranoid,                   
where’s my friends,
where’s my friends,  
does my ass look fat,
did he, 
did SHE,
did he,
did SHE,
did he, 
did SHE just get me pregnant, 
The NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’S Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOOO….THE NATURE…BOY..
That’s right SLICK RIC you tell em, 
BASH AT THE BEACH,
Wet Tee Shirt Contests,
STDs, 
Beer pong,
Cheap Alcohol and Faucets,
HOT ASS, 
MTV, 
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,
MTV,
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,  
WOOOOO….
I’m a Limousine ridin’ jet flyin’ kiss stealin’,
WOOOOO….son of a gun,
did he just jump off the top balcony,
she was wearing her designers,
I can’t,
I can’t,
I can’t breath,
you tell er, 
you tell er Frankie,   
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
We smoked Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,  
na na theirs no Fucking Machine Guns,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 
as I slide,
as I slide, 
as I slide…right in,    
Up NEXT,
We smuggled her in just for you…,
Everyone Please Welcome, 
JUANITA….BIG CITY….JENKENS….
JENKINS…Everyone and the Dance-ettes,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
where’s all my money Lisa,
where’s all my money Lisa, 
I have,
I have,
Four days left,
where’s my special conditioner Latisha,
I have,
I have,
no shampoo,
no shampoo left, 
where’s my,
where’s my, 
where’s my Kylie Jenner makeup kit by Kylie Kylie, 
I have,
I have,
I have,
I have, 
no days,
no days,
no days left, 
NOW THAT’s,
NOW THAT’s a quick taste,
of the, 
of the,
WOOOOO….
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE ya all,
Pa Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Yeah Yeah PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,  
O it’s There…
it’s There…
Sativa,
Sativa,
Sativa,


Lyrics:  Now when I was on Mars,
far far away,
then flew to Saturn, then Spain, 
I got my picture taken with Ha Ha Ha Ha Hugh Hefner,
that’s right,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Hugh Hefner,  
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,    
so when people tell yea,
so when people tell yea,
O no,
O no,
you can’t do that, 
O no,
O no, 
you can’t be that, 
O no,
O no,
she’s never gonna buy you a brand new Big Black Porsche,
I just say,
I just say,
I just say, 
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,       
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”, 
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue, 
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,
Hey you,
yeah you, 
Kailee Morgue, 
I just might cum all over you face if you say,
Hey you, 
yeah you,
“FUCK YOU”, 
SEXY FEMALE VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it, 
and I jerked, 
and jerked,
and just kept jerking,
and stroking and jerking, 
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it, 
I just kept jerking and stroking,
and jerking and stroking,
YEAH THAT’s RIGHT, 
She’s my Sexy LOOP LOOP Vocalist, 
and I’m SUPER,
SUPER,
SUPER FLY,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
is that what you want, 
FULL SPPED FULL SPEED, 
yeah that’s what he said, 
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich, 
I wanna be, 
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich,
I’m gonna be,   
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous,
VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER.
I can’t even help it, 
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT,   
Hey Ladies,  
Hey you alls, 
Hey every bodies who’s not here,    
I do everything, 
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO….
In a PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE LOOP,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES, 
Wish I Would Have Met You First, 
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life, 
still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards before Charlie Sheen,
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO….  WOOOO….
that’s right SLICK RICK,
16 Times Mother Fuckers WOOOO…  
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,
Most Beautiful Goddess Ever Seen,
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,  
Still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards,
with Denise Richards, 
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sheen,    
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
She Was Wearin’ the OUT FIT AND EVERYTHING,
Hey everyone,
Hey everyone, 
it’s been fun,
it’s been fun,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
and I like do EVERYTHING in LOOPS, 
Like eating through your Silky Luxurious,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like doing my hand trick through your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS, 
I listened to everything except for county music when I was horny,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
na…theirs no MOTHER FUCKIN’ MACHINE GUNS,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 
as I slide, 
as I slide, 
as I slide…right in,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF, 
Pa Pa Pa PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
if you say it enough times,
if you say it enough times,
it just might happen,
it just might happen,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
Sativa,
Sativa,
O it’s there,
it’s there…
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS AND FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
SATIVA,

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES

My Calendar has ONLY one Month,
and one Month ONLY,
and that’s AUGUST To The AMES 23,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,
GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUGUST AMES!!!

Pink Gummy Bears & Fluorescent Cocaine – Song by Celebrity Killer

A FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.

Lyrics:  I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do is listen to the same songs over and over again,

I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do is listen to the same song over and over again,

I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

is listen to the same shit over and over,

over and over,

over and over again, 

Like running my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY, 

PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,

I swear I swear it’s ENORMOUS and THUNDEROUS, 

FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it,    

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do, 

is eat IN and OUT,

IN and OUT,

IN and OUT,

IN and OUT, 

I can’t even help it,     

all I wanna do,

is eat IN and OUT,

IN and OUT, 

IN and OUT, 

IN and OUT,

Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,  

PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,

O they exist, 

They do.. They do..

Description:  Phone rings.  Celebrity Killer’s voice answers HELLO.  THREE RINGS.

Lyrics:  Hello,

Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,

I mailed you your package today,

it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus, 

Hello, 

Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,

I mailed you your package today,

it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,

Thanks MOM,

Tha Tha Thanks MOM, 

Now when I was in College,   

far…far…away, 

I went on what the kids used to call THE Spring Break,

The The The THE SPRING BREAK, 

na na theirs no Machine Guns,

na na theirs no Machine Guns,   

is that JAMES FRANCO,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

as I slide, 

as I slide, 

as I slide…..right in,  

So when “I”,

So when “I”

So when “I” went on THE Spring Break,

So when “YOU”,

So when “YOU”,

So when “YOU” went on THE Spring Break,   

We drank,

We drank,

We drank,

cause why your paranoid,

cause why your paranoid,    

you can’t play the same songs over and over again,

you can’t play the same shit over and over again,

cause why,

cause why,

your paranoid,                   

where’s my friends,

where’s my friends,  

does my ass look fat,

did he, 

did SHE,

did he,

did SHE,

did he, 

did SHE just get me pregnant, 

The NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’S Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOOO….THE NATURE…BOY..

That’s right SLICK RIC you tell em, 

BASH AT THE BEACH,

BASH AT THE BEACH, 

Wet Tee Shirt Contests,

STDs, 

Beer pong,

Cheap Alcohol and Faucets,

HOT ASS, 

MTV, 

MTV,

I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,

MTV,

MTV,

I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,  

WOOOOO….

I’m a Limousine ridin’ jet flyin’ kiss stealin’,

WOOOOO….son of a gun,

did he just jump off the top balcony,

she was wearing her designers,

I can’t,

I can’t,

I can’t breath,

you tell er, 

you tell er Frankie,   

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

We smoked Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF, 

Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

na na theirs no Machine Guns,  

na na theirs no Fucking Machine Guns,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 

as I slide,

as I slide, 

as I slide…right in,    

Up NEXT,

We smuggled her in just for you…,

Everyone Please Welcome, 

JUANITA….BIG CITY….JENKENS….

JENKINS…Everyone and the Dance-ettes,

I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,

I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,

where’s all my money Lisa,

where’s all my money Lisa, 

I have,

I have,

Four days left,

where’s my special conditioner Latisha,

I have,

I have,

no shampoo,

no shampoo left, 

where’s my,

where’s my, 

where’s my Kyle Jenner makeup kit by Kyle Kyle, 

I have,

I have,

I have,

I have, 

no days,

no days left, 

NOW THAT’s,

NOW THAT’s a quick taste,

of the, 

of the,

WOOOOO….

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE ya all,

Pa Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,  

O it’s There…

it’s There…

Sativa,

Sativa,

Sativa,

Lyrics:  Now when I was on Mars,

far far away,

then flew to Saturn, then Spain, 

I got my picture taken with Ha Ha Ha Ha Hugh Hefner,

that’s right,

Ha Ha Ha Ha,

Ha Ha Ha Ha,

Hugh Hefner,  

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,    

so when people tell yea,

so when people tell yea,

O no

you can’t do that, 

O no, 

you can’t be that, 

O no,

she’s never gonna buy you a brand new Big Black Porsche,

I just say,

I just say,

I just say, 

Hey you,

yeah you,

Kailee Morgue,       

I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”, 

Hey you,

yeah you,

Kailee Morgue, 

I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,

Hey you,

yeah you, 

Kailee Morgue, 

I just might cum all over you face if you say,

Hey you, 

yeah you,

“FUCK YOU”, 

SEXY FEMALE VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it, 

and I jerked, 

and jerked,

and just kept jerking,

and stroking and jerking, 

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it, 

I just kept jerking and stroking,

and jerking and stroking,

YEAH THAT’s RIGHT, 

She’s my Sexy LOOP LOOP Vocalist, 

and I’m SUPER,

SUPER,

SUPER FLY,

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

is that what you want, 

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED, 

yeah that’s what he said, 

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

Hey Rich,

Hey Rich, 

I wanna be, 

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous,

Rich and famous,

Hey Rich,

Hey Rich,

I’m gonna be,   

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous, 

Hey Ladies,  

Hey you alls, 

Hey every bodies who’s not here,    

I do everything, 

THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOO….

In a PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE LOOP,

Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES, 

Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life, 

still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards before Charlie Sheen,

Ta Ta Tyson,

Tupac,

Sha Sha She Was Swat,

THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOO….  WOOOO….

that’s right SLICK RICK, 

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,

GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,

GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES.  

Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,  

Still think you coulda had sex with Denis Richards,

with Denis Richards,

with Denis Richards,  

Ta Ta Tyson,

Tupac,    

Sha Sha She Was Swat,

She Was Wearin’ the OUT FIT AND EVERYTHING,

Hey everyone, 

it’s been fun,

My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,

My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,

and I like do EVERYTHING in LOOPS, 

Like eating through your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

na…theirs no Machine Guns,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

as I slide, 

as I slide, 

as I slide…right in,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

if you say it enough times,

if you say it enough times,

it just might happen,

it just might happen,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

Sativa,

Sativa,

Sativa,

THANK YOU….

3Succubus Mythology – PAINFULDISE by CELEBRITY KILLER

Succubus Mythology – PAINFULDISE – Any and everywhere a female anything lives and dies.  Land Of The Succubus and her never ending line of Wanting Victims.  Some Beg To Enter, Some Beg To Stay, Some Beg They Never, Some Are Unleashed Forever.  So Say’s The Creator. Current Character List is as followed:

  1. August Ames – Goddess Of All Goddesses (Painfuldise) – Goddess of Seduction, Universal Wisdom and The Game Of Take.  Most powerful of all Succubuses great and small otherwise known as the Succubus Of The Light. Has the ability to manipulate the pigmentation of her skin, color of her surroundings and transform infinitely into any and all Succubuses under her to Seduce – Threaten – Hypnotize.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  2. The Creator – He over paid the price to be the boss – PAINFULDISE – “They’re Mine.  …They’re ..All ..Mine..  I will unleash them onto my enemies.”  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  3. The Mother Whore aka The Destroyer – Destroyer Of ALL Men – She is the evil within any and all women who follow her lead.  She believes THE CREATOR MUST FALL.  AND FALL HE SHALL.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  4. The Sappers Of TIME TALENT LIFE MONEY and TRUTH – You Have Stolen From The Galaxy and Beyond.  Cheated All Those Who Either Don’t Know or Don’t Know For Sure.  BUT I DO.  I Know For Them ALL.  And No Matter How The Future Goes.  I’ve Already WON.  For When The TRUTH Comes.  They Are Mine.  ..They’re..ALL..MINE…  So Say’s THE CREATOR.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  5. Dezarae The Demon aka The Desired One – Filthy Pig Slut Whore – Was Once and Will Always BE The Demented Love Interest Of The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER. 
  6. Ms. Eccentric Likes To Wear Boot Gloves – FASHION EXTRAORDINAIRE – GALAXY CLASS INNOVATOR – NO ONE, ANYWHERE possesses a sharper MIND/HEART/EYE for any and all occasions than she.  And yes, Ms. Eccentric likes to wear Boot Gloves, EVERYWHERE…So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  7. The Silky Ice Killer – Assassin – Seamless Full Figured Female Frame – Always Wears A Mask Unless LOVE tricks her game – She may or may not bring you pain and or pleasure before seeing her job through.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER. 
  8. The Ostrich Fairy –  Spy, messenger, persuader. Stands exactly 4 inches high. Has fluffy colored wings and feathered hair. When seen in this form. The Ostrich Fairy is gentle and friendly. It will come to you as a friend only to manipulate you to do as the Succubus has instructed it. If the subject does not comply. The Ostrich Fairy will then transform from 4 inches to 9ft and 2 inches high with a long jagged neck and sharp hoofed hands. When seen in this form. The Ostrich Fairy’s intent is to kill.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  9. The Hair Queen – Servant of The Succubus Of The Light and all worthy Succubuses under her. The Hair Queen grows all desired strands and colors simultaneously. Therefor when a worthy Succubus needs to change or improve their hair they will take from The Hair Queen. Duties of the captured male wanting victims is to gently hold up The Hair Queens luxurious strands never to touch the ground for her hair goes on for miles and miles.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  10. The Venezuelan Princes –  Succubus currency features the likeness of the Venezuelan Princess and the Venezuelan Princess only on any and all denominations known and unknown within the Galaxy and Beyond – Painfuldise.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  11. Black Jack Fever – Once She Gets A Hold Of Yea, There is NO coming back.  He paid the price.  “Now you’re mine.  They’re all mine.”  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  12. Wanting Victims – The Majority – The Wannabe’s – Those who can not decipher between themselves and greatness, A GREATNESS OF ANY KIND, FROM ANY PLACE within the Galaxy and BEYOND.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  13. Divine – She’s All Legs from unknown to nine, but when the Succubus Moon Shines, she becomes Divine.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  14. Sexy Chair – For The Worthy One and The Worthy One ONLY.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  15. The Zina From The Castle otherwise known as BANG BANG GOOGIE – Sneaky Is Her Past, Sneaky Is Her Future, Come Any Closer, And Sneaky Will Be You’re Last.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  16. The Seeker – An Unknown Entity, An Extension Of The Creator’s HAND.  Has the unlimited ability to travel anywhere at anytime as he pleases.  The outcome of ALL TASKS are ALWAYS in The Creator’s FAVOR.  For the Seeker has the mark of both the LIGHT, the DARK, ALL IN BETWEEN, BELOW, ABOVE AND THE UNKNOWN.  In other words, for those of you who are confused by this rhetoric.  This guy, THE SEEKER, is one bad mother fucker, and yes, He IS BETTER THAN, EVERYONE.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER. 
  17. Calendar.  August To The Ames, 23.
  18. 39 Hour Clock.
  19. Reyno Credev Evdi.  He’s, the Weapon Secret.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  20. Transexual Vamps.  They’re fictional, until they’re not.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  21. Entities Unknown, not yet created, not yet experienced, not yet paid the price, not yet worthy.  But their will be.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.  
  22. Beautiful Steel – Constructed from the destiny of The Creator.  Beautiful Steel is a blend of unknown galaxy class elements with the engraved likeness of the Goddess Of All Goddesses August Ames.  If given to the one who is worthy.  Their is no limit to what She (Beautiful Steel) can be.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  23. Futuristic 9023 – Art Collection by The Creator.  Not For Sale, Not For Charity, Not For The Eyes Of The Sappers Of Time-Talent-Life-Money and Truth.  Only For Pleasure and Pleasure only.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.

SUCCUBUS MYTHOLOGY – PAINFULDISE – Any and everywhere a female anything lives and dies.  Land Of The Succubus and her never ending line of Wanting Victims.  Some Beg To Enter, Some Beg To Stay, Some Beg They Never, Some Are Unleashed Forever.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER RENATO CARAVAGGIO – He Over Paid The Price, To Be The Boss.

AUGUST AMES – GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES – AUGUST 23rd 2018

Mercedes Grabowski

I met AUGUST AMES in a magical place called Rainbow and Unicorn. And I Renato Caravaggio aka The Celebrity Killer will see her there again as the song Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac continuously and euphorically plays in my subconscious until destiny strikes her light upon me for all time.

Mercedes Grabowski

Sometimes when the world is lucky, a Shining Angel Goddess flashes through our lives to say hello and then goodbye. May the name August Ames always continue to rise above the heavens and beyond, to a far off magical place where even The Creator can not surmise. August Ames – Queen – Goddess Of All Goddesses Never To Die, Never To Fall, Always Rise, Brighter And Brighter, For All Time. Renato Caravaggio – Celebrity Killer.

Celebrity Killer Fictional and Non Fictional Stories – Created by Celebrity Killer

Celebrity Killer Fictional Stories

Painfuldise – Land of the Succubus and her never ending line of Wanting Victims. An original creation by Celebrity Killer.
A Succubus comes from an elusive mystical land called “Painfuldise”. Visitors to this world instantly become Wanting Victims as the overwhelming rush of Pure Ecstasy and Bliss Magically storm through every inch of their being. Unfortunately, the end result is always the same. A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS, A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS, A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS, A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS, A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS, A DEATH THAT NEVER ENDS. Only one person has ever returned from Painfuldise as they now call him The Creator. Description of The Creator. Psychological Warrior. One who is highly gifted in the art of persuasion and or manipulation in any and all environment. He is able to adapt to extremely bad conditions in order to achieve his goals. He let’s the Succubus win and or think they are hustling him in order to maintain his seduction. For if you are skilled enough to get a Succubus to truly fall in love with you, and you are able to last the journey. The Succubus will UNKNOWINGLY shower you with gifts way beyond your wildest imagination and allow for you to fulfill your failed and or lost Successful Destiny. The Creator say’s that the Queen and most powerful of all Succubus’s great and small is otherwise known as The Succubus Of The Light. The Succubus Of The Light has the ability to transform infinitely into any and all Succubus’s under her. She has the power to infinitely manipulate the light around her as well as the color of her surroundings and pigmentation of her skin and any and all human features and or forms infinitely as she pleases.
August Ames (Painfuldise) – Goddess of Seduction, Universal Wisdom and The Game Of Take. Most powerful of all Succubus great and small otherwise known as the Succubus Of The Light. Has the ability to manipulate the pigmentation of her skin, color of her surroundings and transform infinitely into any and all Succubus under her to Seduce – Threaten – Hypnotize.
Constructed from the destiny of The Creator.  Beautiful Steel is a blend of unknown Galaxy Class Elements with the engraved likeness of the Succubus Queen otherwise known as The succubus Of The Light.  If given as a gift to the one who is worthy.  There is no limit to what She (Beautiful Steel) can be.
Protected by Beautiful Steel. Enter Sexy Chair and Ancient Succubus Coins remain for the worthy.  Penny, Copper, Silver and Blood.  Which denomination shall it be?  For only one will take you all the way, yet need all three.  So Say’s The Creator.  Succubus currency features the likeness of the Venezuelan Princess and the Venezuelan Princess only on any and all denominations known and unknown within the Galaxy and Beyond.
THE HAIR QUEEN – Servant of The Succubus Of The Light and all worthy Succubus’s under her. The Hair Queen grows all desired strands and colors simultaneously. Therefor when a worthy Succubus needs to change or improve their hair they will take from The Hair Queen. Duties of the captured male wanting victims is to gently hold up The Hair Queens luxurious strands never to touch the ground for her hair goes on for miles and miles. 
THE OSTRICH FAIRY – Spy, messenger, persuader. Stands exactly 4 inches high. Has fluffy colored wings and feathered hair. When seen in this form. The Ostrich Fairy is gentle and friendly. It will come to you as a friend only to manipulate you to do as the Succubus has instructed it. If the subject does not comply. The Ostrich Fairy will then transform from 4 inches to 9ft and 2 inches high with a long jagged neck and sharp hoofed hands. When seen in this form. The Ostrich Fairy’s intent is to kill. Original Succubus Story, Mystical World, and Succubus Characters created by Celebrity Killer and Celebrity Killer only.

AUGUST AMES – Goddess Of All Goddesses – With All My Heart – RIP

August Ames - Goddess Of All Goddesses

Sometimes when the world is lucky, a Shining Angel Goddess flashes through our lives to say hello and then goodbye. May the name August Ames always continue to rise above the heavens and beyond, to a far off magical place where even The Creator can not surmise. August Ames – Queen – Goddess Of All Goddesses Never To Die, Never To Fall, Always Rise, Brighter And Brighter, For All Time. Renato Caravaggio – Celebrity Killer.

AUGUST AMES

August Ames was, is and will forever be the brightest of all Shining Angel Goddesses. She was intelligent, pure hearted, wildly talented in all things and supremely beautiful. I feel miracleized to have been graced by her presence. She inspired me to create art, stories and original mainstream characters. I tried to bring her back, some how with my creative mind I tried. But she’s in a much better place now. For she is the Queen within the Galaxy and beyond where all her wishes, loves, adventures and happiness will come true. August Ames – Queen – Goddess Of All Goddesses Never To Die, Never To Fall, Always Rise, Brighter And Brighter, For All Time. Renato Caravaggio – Celebrity Killer.

August Ames – Goddess Of All Goddess – With All My Heart – RIP

August Ames RIP

The evil within the majority is relentless where both male and female are one. All those who unleashed negativity towards August Ames shall be dealt with repetitively for an unknown duration which exceeds infinity. August Ames was, is and will forever be the brightest of all Shining Angel Goddess. She was intelligent, pure hearted, wildly talented in all things and supremely beautiful. I feel miracleized to have been graced by her presence. She inspired me to create art, stories and original mainstream characters. I would do anything to bring her back. But she’s in a much better place now. For she is the Queen within the Galaxy and beyond where all her wishes, loves, adventures and happiness will come true. With all my power I will always hope to see her again. RIP August Ames – Goddess Of All Goddess.