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When The Moon Turns Into A Microphone by CELEBRITY KILLER

Lyrics: When the moon turns into a microphone,

I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe whe whe when,
When the moon turns into a microphone, 
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack, 
She’s super hot,                   
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot orange ass,
I never had orange ass,
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses?
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer, 
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
Whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
When the moon turns into a microphone, 

Lyrics:  When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Eazy E, 
I want this version,  
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings She…Swallowed…it,  
I want this ver ver version,

I want this ver ver version,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings, 
Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,

Cra Cra Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
when the moon turns into a micro, 
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,

when the moon turns into a micro,

Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…

I like to play em,

I like to play em,

like this,

like this,

just like this,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack, 
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Porn Star Ass,
I never had Porn Star Ass,
Where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer, 
Ga Ga Gimme, 
Ga Ga Gimme, 
Ga Ga Gimme,
Eazy E,  
She…Swallowed…it,

When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Stars, 
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
I want this version,

I want this version,

of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
when the moon turns into a micro,

Lyrics:  Da Da Da Donna Summers,  
Da Da Da Donna Summers, 
When the moon turns into a mother fuckin’ microphone and sings Da Da Da Donna Summers,
I want this ver ver version, 

of you’re sleazy, 

I want that ver ver version, 

of you’re sleazy,
When the moon turns into a micro, 
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro,

When the moon turns into a micro, 

Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…

Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…

like this, 

like this,

I like to play em,

I like to play em,

like this,

like this, 

just like this,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings “Veala Scallopini”,

Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings a “Veala Scallopini”,  

She….Swallowed….it,

Thanks Eazy,  

La La La Lana’s the fucking best,

When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
I want this version, yeah yeah you all know the rest, 
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em now, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack,
one more time, 
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Orange Ass, 
I never had Orange Ass, 
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,  
Hey you,
yeah you,
the one over there, with the Chiquita Banana Skirt and the August Ames Tits, 
La La La Luxurious, 
La La La Luxurious, 
She was,

She was,
La La La Lusciously Luxurious,
…all…the…way…
…all…the…way…
……all….the….way..…through…..
Whe whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La L……………..Lynyrd Skynyrd,
Won’t you fly…High…Free…Bird….Yeah,
When the moon turns into a microphone,   

The Celebrity Killer Presents The Song Titled “Pink Gummy Bears & Fluorescent Cocaine”

A FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.

Lyrics:  I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do is listen to the same songs over and over again,

I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do is listen to the same song over and over again,

I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

is listen to the same shit over and over,

over and over,

over and over again, 

Like running my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY, 

PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,

I swear I swear it’s ENORMOUS and THUNDEROUS, 

FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it,    

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do, 

is eat,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT, 

yeah the cool kids know,

all I wanna do,

is eat,

IN-N-OUT, 

IN-N-OUT, 

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,  

PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,

O they exist, 

They do.. They do..

Description:  Phone rings.  Celebrity Killer’s voice answers HELLO.  THREE RINGS.

Lyrics:  Hello,

Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,

I mailed you your package today,

it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus, 

Hello, 

Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,

I mailed you your package today,

it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,

Thanks MOM,

Tha Tha Thanks MOM, 

Now when I was in College,   

far…far…away, 

I went on what the kids used to call THE Spring Break,

The The The THE SPRING BREAK, 

na na theirs no Machine Guns,

na na theirs no Machine Guns,   

is that JAMES FRANCO,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

as I slide, 

as I slide, 

as I slide…..right in,  

So when “I”,

So when “I”

So when “I” went on THE Spring Break,

So when “YOU”,

So when “YOU”,

So when “YOU” went on THE Spring Break,   

We drank,

We drank,

We drank,

cause why your paranoid,

cause why your paranoid,    

you can’t play the same songs over and over again,

you can’t play the same SHIT over and over again,

cause why,

cause why,

your paranoid,                    

where’s my friends,

where’s my friends,  

does my ass look fat,

did he, 

did SHE,

did he,

did SHE,

did he, 

did SHE just get me pregnant, 

The NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’S Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOOO….THE NATURE…BOY..

That’s right SLICK RIC you tell em, 

BASH AT THE BEACH,

Wet Tee Shirt Contests,

STDs, 

Beer pong,

Cheap Alcohol and Faucets,

HOT ASS, 

MTV, 

MTV,

I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,

MTV,

MTV,

I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,  

WOOOOO….

I’m a Limousine ridin’ jet flyin’ kiss stealin’,

WOOOOO….son of a gun,

did he just jump off the top balcony,

she was wearing her designers,

I can’t,

I can’t,

I can’t breath,

you tell er, 

you tell er Frankie,   

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

We smoked Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,

Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,

PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

na na theirs no Machine Guns,  

na na theirs no Fucking Machine Guns,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 

as I slide,

as I slide, 

as I slide…right in,    

Up NEXT,

We smuggled her in just for you…,

Everyone Please Welcome, 

JUANITA….BIG CITY….JENKENS….

JENKINS…Everyone and the Dance-ettes,

I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,

I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,

where’s all my money Lisa,

where’s all my money Lisa, 

I have,

I have,

Four days left,

where’s my special conditioner Latisha,

I have,

I have,

no shampoo,

no shampoo left, 

where’s my,

where’s my, 

where’s my Kylie Jenner makeup kit by Kylie Kylie, 

I have,

I have,

I have,

I have, 

no days,

no days,

no days left, 

NOW THAT’s,

NOW THAT’s a quick taste,

of the, 

of the,

WOOOOO….

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE ya all,

Pa Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,

Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,

Yeah Yeah PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,  

O it’s There…

it’s There…

Sativa,

Sativa,

Sativa,

Lyrics:  Now when I was on Mars,

far far away,

then flew to Saturn, then Spain, 

I got my picture taken with Ha Ha Ha Ha Hugh Hefner,

that’s right,

Ha Ha Ha Ha,

Ha Ha Ha Ha,

Hugh Hefner,  

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,    

so when people tell yea,

so when people tell yea,

O no,

O no,

you can’t do that, 

O no,

O no, 

you can’t be that, 

O no,

O no,

she’s never gonna buy you a brand new Big Black Porsche,

I just say,

I just say,

I just say, 

Hey you,

yeah you,

Kailee Morgue,       

I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”, 

Hey you,

yeah you,

Kailee Morgue, 

I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,

Hey you,

yeah you, 

Kailee Morgue, 

I just might cum all over you face if you say,

Hey you, 

yeah you,

“FUCK YOU”, 

SEXY FEMALE VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it, 

and I jerked, 

and jerked,

and just kept jerking,

and stroking and jerking, 

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it, 

I just kept jerking and stroking,

and jerking and stroking,

YEAH THAT’s RIGHT, 

She’s my Sexy LOOP LOOP Vocalist, 

and I’m SUPER,

SUPER,

SUPER FLY,

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

is that what you want, 

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED, 

yeah that’s what he said, 

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

Hey Rich,

Hey Rich, 

I wanna be, 

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous,

Rich and famous,

Hey Rich,

Hey Rich,

I’m gonna be,   

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous,

VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER.

I can’t even help it, 

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

is eat IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT,

IN-N-OUT, 

IN-N-OUT,   

Hey Ladies,  

Hey you alls, 

Hey every bodies who’s not here,    

I do everything, 

THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOO….

In a PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE LOOP,

Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES, 

Wish I Would Have Met You First, 

Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life, 

still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards before Charlie Sheen,

Ta Ta Tyson,

Tupac,

Sha Sha She Was Swat,

THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOO….  WOOOO….

that’s right SLICK RICK,

16 Times Mother Fuckers WOOOO…  

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,

GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,

Most Beautiful Goddess Ever Seen,

Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,  

Still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards,

with Denise Richards, 

Ta Ta Tyson,

Tupac,

Sheen,    

Sha Sha She Was Swat,

Sha Sha She Was Swat,

She Was Wearin’ the OUT FIT AND EVERYTHING,

Hey everyone,

Hey everyone, 

it’s been fun,

it’s been fun,

My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,

My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,

and I like do EVERYTHING in LOOPS, 

Like eating through your Silky Pink Velvet,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

Like doing my hand trick through your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS, 

I listened to everything except for county music when I was horny,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

na…theirs no MOTHER FUCKIN’ MACHINE GUNS,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 

as I slide, 

as I slide, 

as I slide…right in,

Pa Pa Pa PUFF, 

Pa Pa Pa PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

if you say it enough times,

if you say it enough times,

it just might happen,

it just might happen,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

Sativa,

Sativa,

O it’s there,

it’s there…

Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,

Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,

Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS AND FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

SATIVA,

Celebrity Killer Products and Literature

Fluorescent Cocaine is yet another original creation created by CELEBRITY KILLER and CELEBRITY KILLER OnLy.  Fluorescent Cocaine Sativa – A Marijuana Product was first introduced within the lyrics of a CELEBRITY KILLER song titled Pink Gummy Bears And Fluorescent Cocaine.  Fluorescent Cocaine is and will be a legal marijuana product that will be sold across the world.  Fluorescent Cocaine is merely one of many legal marijuana products that has been created and will be sold by and through CELEBRITY KILLER.  CELEBRITY KILLER is a brand specializing in Original Feature Film, T.V., Apparel, Art, and any and all things in which he deems worthy. Renato Caravaggio is the Celebrity Killer aka The Creator. And Yes, He Is Better Than You, EVERYONE…  Also, Fluorescent Cocaine “Sativa” may or may not be used in the feature film concept created by CELEBRITY KILLER titled Pink Gummy Bears & Fluorescent Cocaine.  The synopsis for Pink Gummy Bears & Fluorescent Cocaine is written below.  Thank you. 

Pink Gummy Bears & Fluorescent Cocaine – Comedic Adventure – Movie Concept

When a struggling screenwriter is heartbroken after his girlfriend dumps him on Valentine’s day.  To escape reality, he gets drunk and dreams about the fictitious Asian girl on his wall named Orangina.  Once inside dreamland, he’s sent on a wildly creative/dangerous adventure as he must find some Pink Gummy Bears and Fluorescent Cocaine in order to have sex with his new found love interest.  After barely achieving his near impossible task, he is awakened by the sound of a semi truck crashing into the side of his apartment complex.  He brightly smiles with the realization he now has a sellable screenplay to write, but above and beyond ALL, he wants to go back, go back and do it ALL….Over….Again.  And maybe this time, her name will be Purplelina. 

FLUORESCENT COCAINE SATIVA – CELEBRITY KILLER

Fluorescent Cocaine is yet another original creation created by CELEBRITY KILLER and CELEBRITY KILLER OnLy. Fluorescent Cocaine Sativa – A Marijuana Product was first introduced within the lyrics of a CELEBRITY KILLER song titled Pink Gummy Bears and Fluorescent Cocaine. Fluorescent Cocaine Sativa is and will be a legal marijuana product that will be sold across the world. Fluorescent Cocaine is merely one of many legal marijuana products that has been created and will be sold by and through CELEBRITY KILLER. CELEBRITY KILLER is a brand specializing in Original Feature Film, T.V., Apparel, Art, and any and all things in which he CELEBRITY KILLER deems worthy.

CELEBRITY KILLER 2019 Movie Synopsis

CELEBRITY KILLER – A Serial Killer who indulges his psychological fantasies by pretending to be a Celebrity while abducting and killing women. He also pretends his victims are famous while abduction. His ultimate goal is to one day become a Celebrity himself and to have the opportunity to kill a real life hot ass famous female such as MARGOT ROBBIE, NICKI MINAJ, MEAGAN VERY…GOOD… MILEY CYRUS, JESSICA BIEL, up-and-comer KAILEE MORGUE, SCARLETT JOHANSSON, but never, never never EVER, La La La, La La La, LANA DEL REY. For his favorite dessert is FAMOUS. And sometimes, when the WORLD is LUCKY, guys like him, get to make REAL MOVIES, sometimes, when the WORLD is LUCKY. CELEBRITY KILLER. The Celebrity Killer. Celebritykiller.com

FLUORESCENT COCAINE an Original Creation by CELEBRITY KILLER


A FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
Lyrics:  I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same songs over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same song over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is listen to the same shit over and over,
over and over,
over and over again, 
Like running my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY, 
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
I swear I swear it’s ENORMOUS and THUNDEROUS, 
FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,    
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do, 
is eat,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT, 
yeah the cool kids know,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,  
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
O they exist, 
They do.. They do..


Description:  Phone rings.  Celebrity Killer’s voice answers HELLO.  THREE RINGS.
Lyrics:  Hello,
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus, 
Hello, 
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,
Thanks MOM,
Tha Tha Thanks MOM, 
Now when I was in College,   
far…far…away, 
I went on what the kids used to call THE Spring Break,
The The The THE SPRING BREAK, 
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,   
is that JAMES FRANCO,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide, 
as I slide, 
as I slide…..right in,  
So when “I”,
So when “I”
So when “I” went on THE Spring Break,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU” went on THE Spring Break,   
We drank,
We drank,
We drank,
cause why your paranoid,
cause why your paranoid,    
you can’t play the same songs over and over again,
you can’t play the same SHIT over and over again,
cause why,
cause why,
your paranoid,                    
where’s my friends,
where’s my friends,  
does my ass look fat,
did he, 
did SHE,
did he,
did SHE,
did he, 
did SHE just get me pregnant, 
The NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’S Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOOO….THE NATURE…BOY..
That’s right SLICK RIC you tell em, 
BASH AT THE BEACH,
Wet Tee Shirt Contests,
STDs, 
Beer pong,
Cheap Alcohol and Faucets,
HOT ASS, 
MTV, 
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,
MTV,
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,  
WOOOOO….
I’m a Limousine ridin’ jet flyin’ kiss stealin’,
WOOOOO….son of a gun,
did he just jump off the top balcony,
she was wearing her designers,
I can’t,
I can’t,
I can’t breath,
you tell er, 
you tell er Frankie,   
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
We smoked Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,  
na na theirs no Fucking Machine Guns,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 
as I slide,
as I slide, 
as I slide…right in,    
Up NEXT,
We smuggled her in just for you…,
Everyone Please Welcome, 
JUANITA….BIG CITY….JENKENS….
JENKINS…Everyone and the Dance-ettes,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
where’s all my money Lisa,
where’s all my money Lisa, 
I have,
I have,
Four days left,
where’s my special conditioner Latisha,
I have,
I have,
no shampoo,
no shampoo left, 
where’s my,
where’s my, 
where’s my Kylie Jenner makeup kit by Kylie Kylie, 
I have,
I have,
I have,
I have, 
no days,
no days,
no days left, 
NOW THAT’s,
NOW THAT’s a quick taste,
of the, 
of the,
WOOOOO….
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE ya all,
Pa Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Yeah Yeah PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,  
O it’s There…
it’s There…
Sativa,
Sativa,
Sativa,


Lyrics:  Now when I was on Mars,
far far away,
then flew to Saturn, then Spain, 
I got my picture taken with Ha Ha Ha Ha Hugh Hefner,
that’s right,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Hugh Hefner,  
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,    
so when people tell yea,
so when people tell yea,
O no,
O no,
you can’t do that, 
O no,
O no, 
you can’t be that, 
O no,
O no,
she’s never gonna buy you a brand new Big Black Porsche,
I just say,
I just say,
I just say, 
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,       
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”, 
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue, 
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,
Hey you,
yeah you, 
Kailee Morgue, 
I just might cum all over you face if you say,
Hey you, 
yeah you,
“FUCK YOU”, 
SEXY FEMALE VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it, 
and I jerked, 
and jerked,
and just kept jerking,
and stroking and jerking, 
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it, 
I just kept jerking and stroking,
and jerking and stroking,
YEAH THAT’s RIGHT, 
She’s my Sexy LOOP LOOP Vocalist, 
and I’m SUPER,
SUPER,
SUPER FLY,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
is that what you want, 
FULL SPPED FULL SPEED, 
yeah that’s what he said, 
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich, 
I wanna be, 
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich,
I’m gonna be,   
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous,
VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER.
I can’t even help it, 
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is eat IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT,   
Hey Ladies,  
Hey you alls, 
Hey every bodies who’s not here,    
I do everything, 
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO….
In a PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE LOOP,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES, 
Wish I Would Have Met You First, 
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life, 
still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards before Charlie Sheen,
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO….  WOOOO….
that’s right SLICK RICK,
16 Times Mother Fuckers WOOOO…  
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,
Most Beautiful Goddess Ever Seen,
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,  
Still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards,
with Denise Richards, 
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sheen,    
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
She Was Wearin’ the OUT FIT AND EVERYTHING,
Hey everyone,
Hey everyone, 
it’s been fun,
it’s been fun,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
and I like do EVERYTHING in LOOPS, 
Like eating through your Silky Pink Velvet,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like doing my hand trick through your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS, 
I listened to everything except for county music when I was horny,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
na…theirs no MOTHER FUCKIN’ MACHINE GUNS,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 
as I slide, 
as I slide, 
as I slide…right in,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF, 
Pa Pa Pa PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
if you say it enough times,
if you say it enough times,
it just might happen,
it just might happen,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
Sativa,
Sativa,
O it’s there,
it’s there…
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS AND FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
SATIVA,

Lyrics:  When the moon turns into a microphone,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe, whe, whe, when,
When the moon turns into a microphone,
Whe whe whe when,
When the moon turns into a microphone, 
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack, 
She’s super hot,                   
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot orange ass,
I never had orange ass,
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses?
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer, 
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
Whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La Lana Del Rey,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
When the moon turns into a microphone, 


Lyrics:  When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Eazy E, 
I want this version,  
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings She…Swallowed…it,  
I want this ver ver version,
I want this ver ver version,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings, 
Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,
Cra Cra Cruisin’ down the street in my six four,
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
when the moon turns into a micro, 
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,
when the moon turns into a micro,
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
I like to play em,
I like to play em,
like this,
like this,
just like this,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack, 
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Porn Star Ass,
I never had Porn Star Ass,
Where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer, 
Ga Ga Gimme, 
Ga Ga Gimme, 
Ga Ga Gimme,
Eazy E,  
She…Swallowed…it,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Stars, 
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
I want this version,
I want this version,
of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
yeah yeah all of em,
when the moon turns into a micro,


Lyrics:  Da Da Da Donna Summers,  
Da Da Da Donna Summers, 
When the moon turns into a mother fuckin’ microphone and sings Da Da Da Donna Summers,
I want this ver ver version, 
of you’re sleazy, 
I want that ver ver version, 
of you’re sleazy,
When the moon turns into a micro, 
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro,
When the moon turns into a micro, 
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
Gra Gra Gra Green…Strings…
like this, 
like this,
I like to play em,
I like to play em,
like this,
like this, 
just like this,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings “Veala Scallopini”,
Whe Whe When the moon turns into a microphone and sings a “Veala Scallopini”,  
She….Swallowed….it,
Thanks Eazy,  
La La La Lana,
When the moon turns into a microphone and sings Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
Ra Ra Ra Royals Counting Them Stars, 
I want this version, yeah yeah you all know the rest, 
I want this version, of you’re sleazy fuckin’ ass,
Hey Goat Cheese, you show em now, you show em how to spin that mother fuckin’ rack,
one more time, 
She’s super hot, 
She’s super hot,
She’s super hot Orange Ass, 
I never had Orange Ass, 
Whe whe where’s my prescription sunglasses,
Sa Sa Celebrity Killer,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,
Ga Ga Gimme,  
Hey you,
yeah you,
the one over there, with the Chiquita Banana Skirt and the August Ames Tits, 
La La La Luxurious, 
La La La Luxurious, 
She was,
She was,
La La La Lusciously Luxurious,
…all…the…way…
…all…the…way…
……all….the….way..…through…..
Whe whe whe when the moon turns into a microphone and sings La La La L……………..Lynyrd Skynyrd,
Won’t you fly…High…Free…Bird….Yeah,
When the moon turns into a microphone,   





Pink Gummy Bears and Fluorescent Cocaine by CELEBRITY KILLER


A FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
Lyrics:  I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same songs over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do is listen to the same song over and over again,
I can’t even help it,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is listen to the same shit over and over,
over and over,
over and over again, 
Like running my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY, 
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
I swear I swear it’s ENORMOUS and THUNDEROUS, 
FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it,    
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do, 
is eat IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT, 
yeah the cool kids know,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,  
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,
O they exist, 
They do.. They do..


Description:  Phone rings.  Celebrity Killer’s voice answers HELLO.  THREE RINGS.
Lyrics:  Hello,
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus, 
Hello, 
Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,
I mailed you your package today,
it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,
Thanks MOM,
Tha Tha Thanks MOM, 
Now when I was in College,   
far…far…away, 
I went on what the kids used to call THE Spring Break,
The The The THE SPRING BREAK, 
na na theirs no Machine Guns,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,   
is that JAMES FRANCO,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
as I slide, 
as I slide, 
as I slide…..right in,  
So when “I”,
So when “I”
So when “I” went on THE Spring Break,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU”,
So when “YOU” went on THE Spring Break,   
We drank,
We drank,
We drank,
cause why your paranoid,
cause why your paranoid,    
you can’t play the same songs over and over again,
you can’t play the same SHIT over and over again,
cause why,
cause why,
your paranoid,                   
where’s my friends,
where’s my friends,  
does my ass look fat,
did he, 
did SHE,
did he,
did SHE,
did he, 
did SHE just get me pregnant, 
The NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’S Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOOO….THE NATURE…BOY..
That’s right SLICK RIC you tell em, 
BASH AT THE BEACH,
Wet Tee Shirt Contests,
STDs, 
Beer pong,
Cheap Alcohol and Faucets,
HOT ASS, 
MTV, 
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,
MTV,
MTV,
I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,  
WOOOOO….
I’m a Limousine ridin’ jet flyin’ kiss stealin’,
WOOOOO….son of a gun,
did he just jump off the top balcony,
she was wearing her designers,
I can’t,
I can’t,
I can’t breath,
you tell er, 
you tell er Frankie,   
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
We smoked Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
na na theirs no Machine Guns,  
na na theirs no Fucking Machine Guns,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 
as I slide,
as I slide, 
as I slide…right in,    
Up NEXT,
We smuggled her in just for you…,
Everyone Please Welcome, 
JUANITA….BIG CITY….JENKENS….
JENKINS…Everyone and the Dance-ettes,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,
where’s all my money Lisa,
where’s all my money Lisa, 
I have,
I have,
Four days left,
where’s my special conditioner Latisha,
I have,
I have,
no shampoo,
no shampoo left, 
where’s my,
where’s my, 
where’s my Kylie Jenner makeup kit by Kylie Kylie, 
I have,
I have,
I have,
I have, 
no days,
no days,
no days left, 
NOW THAT’s,
NOW THAT’s a quick taste,
of the, 
of the,
WOOOOO….
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE ya all,
Pa Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,
Yeah Yeah PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,  
O it’s There…
it’s There…
Sativa,
Sativa,
Sativa,


Lyrics:  Now when I was on Mars,
far far away,
then flew to Saturn, then Spain, 
I got my picture taken with Ha Ha Ha Ha Hugh Hefner,
that’s right,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Ha Ha Ha Ha,
Hugh Hefner,  
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,
Click Click,
KodaK Ross,    
so when people tell yea,
so when people tell yea,
O no,
O no,
you can’t do that, 
O no,
O no, 
you can’t be that, 
O no,
O no,
she’s never gonna buy you a brand new Big Black Porsche,
I just say,
I just say,
I just say, 
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue,       
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”, 
Hey you,
yeah you,
Kailee Morgue, 
I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,
Hey you,
yeah you, 
Kailee Morgue, 
I just might cum all over you face if you say,
Hey you, 
yeah you,
“FUCK YOU”, 
SEXY FEMALE VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it, 
and I jerked, 
and jerked,
and just kept jerking,
and stroking and jerking, 
I can’t even help it,
I can’t even help it, 
I just kept jerking and stroking,
and jerking and stroking,
YEAH THAT’s RIGHT, 
She’s my Sexy LOOP LOOP Vocalist, 
and I’m SUPER,
SUPER,
SUPER FLY,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
is that what you want, 
FULL SPPED FULL SPEED, 
yeah that’s what he said, 
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich, 
I wanna be, 
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous,
Rich and famous,
Hey Rich,
Hey Rich,
I’m gonna be,   
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous, 
Rich and famous,
VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER.
I can’t even help it, 
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
all I wanna do,
is eat,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT,
IN-N-OUT, 
IN-N-OUT,   
Hey Ladies,  
Hey you alls, 
Hey every bodies who’s not here,    
I do everything, 
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO….
In a PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE LOOP,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 
We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES, 
Wish I Would Have Met You First, 
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life, 
still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards before Charlie Sheen,
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.
WOOOO….  WOOOO….
that’s right SLICK RICK,
16 Times Mother Fuckers WOOOO…  
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,
Most Beautiful Goddess Ever Seen,
Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,  
Still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards,
with Denise Richards, 
Ta Ta Tyson,
Tupac,
Sheen,    
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
Sha Sha She Was Swat,
She Was Wearin’ the OUT FIT AND EVERYTHING,
Hey everyone,
Hey everyone, 
it’s been fun,
it’s been fun,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,
and I like do EVERYTHING in LOOPS, 
Like eating through your Silky Luxurious,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like doing my hand trick through your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY,
PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS, 
I listened to everything except for county music when I was horny,
is that JAMES FRANCO,
na…theirs no MOTHER FUCKIN’ MACHINE GUNS,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche,
she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 
as I slide, 
as I slide, 
as I slide…right in,
Pa Pa Pa PUFF, 
Pa Pa Pa PUFF DADDY PLAYBOYS, 
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 
if you say it enough times,
if you say it enough times,
it just might happen,
it just might happen,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
Sativa,
Sativa,
O it’s there,
it’s there…
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Tha Tha Tha THANKS MOM,
Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS AND FLUORESCENT COCAINE,
SATIVA,

CELEBRITY KILLER Sunglasses 9023 2323 6023

Mortal Name: Renato Caravaggio aka CELEBRITY KILLER – Born 12/20/74 – New Castle PA
Immortal Name: The Creator aka Reyno Credev Evdi – Born 0966 – PAINFULDISE
Some say his scheduled return is 9023. Others say 6023. While the Twist Shift Make Tricksters say either 2309, 2306, before, after, in between or…2323. You need to look very closely. In the end, it NEVER, EVER, matters what a Wannabe, the Unworthy of existence or THE SAPPERS OF TIME think, does it. “No question mark Mother Fuckers, that’s right, i’m interacting with you directly, …RIGHT NOW!! And yes, I will always be here.” For HE and only HE knows the BEST ANSWER. With an Old Wise Man, and a hand full of Unknowns as his witnesses. For Sometimes, when the world is lucky, guys like him. “GUYS LIKE ME.” Get to make real movies. Sometimes, when the world is lucky. For his studies of HUMAN NATURE and the results of those studies are not only HIGHLY DISTURBING and SAD, but conclusively OVER. And now, and for as long as I say, may or may not CHANGE in order to maximize 100% POTENTIAL. “Cause they’re mine. They’re…ALL…MINE…” So Say’s THE CREATOR ‘He Softly Whispers’ “ALL TIME”
CELEBRITY KILLER
9023
CELEBRITY KILLER
2323
CELEBRITY KILLER
6023

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES

My Calendar has ONLY one Month,
and one Month ONLY,
and that’s AUGUST To The AMES 23,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,
GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,
GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUGUST AMES!!!

Pink Gummy Bears & Fluorescent Cocaine – Song by Celebrity Killer

A FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.

Lyrics:  I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do is listen to the same songs over and over again,

I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do is listen to the same song over and over again,

I can’t even help it,

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do,

is listen to the same shit over and over,

over and over,

over and over again, 

Like running my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY, 

PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,

I swear I swear it’s ENORMOUS and THUNDEROUS, 

FEMALE VALLEY GIRL’S VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it,    

all I wanna do,

all I wanna do, 

is eat IN and OUT,

IN and OUT,

IN and OUT,

IN and OUT, 

I can’t even help it,     

all I wanna do,

is eat IN and OUT,

IN and OUT, 

IN and OUT, 

IN and OUT,

Like exploding my Enormous Thunderous Dickhead through one of your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,  

PUSSY PUSSY LOOPS,

O they exist, 

They do.. They do..

Description:  Phone rings.  Celebrity Killer’s voice answers HELLO.  THREE RINGS.

Lyrics:  Hello,

Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,

I mailed you your package today,

it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus, 

Hello, 

Hi Ronnie it’s Mom,

I mailed you your package today,

it has your soap for washing clothes and some Ensure Plus,

Thanks MOM,

Tha Tha Thanks MOM, 

Now when I was in College,   

far…far…away, 

I went on what the kids used to call THE Spring Break,

The The The THE SPRING BREAK, 

na na theirs no Machine Guns,

na na theirs no Machine Guns,   

is that JAMES FRANCO,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

as I slide, 

as I slide, 

as I slide…..right in,  

So when “I”,

So when “I”

So when “I” went on THE Spring Break,

So when “YOU”,

So when “YOU”,

So when “YOU” went on THE Spring Break,   

We drank,

We drank,

We drank,

cause why your paranoid,

cause why your paranoid,    

you can’t play the same songs over and over again,

you can’t play the same shit over and over again,

cause why,

cause why,

your paranoid,                   

where’s my friends,

where’s my friends,  

does my ass look fat,

did he, 

did SHE,

did he,

did SHE,

did he, 

did SHE just get me pregnant, 

The NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’S Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOOO….THE NATURE…BOY..

That’s right SLICK RIC you tell em, 

BASH AT THE BEACH,

BASH AT THE BEACH, 

Wet Tee Shirt Contests,

STDs, 

Beer pong,

Cheap Alcohol and Faucets,

HOT ASS, 

MTV, 

MTV,

I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,

MTV,

MTV,

I wanna stay where ever they’re filming MTV,  

WOOOOO….

I’m a Limousine ridin’ jet flyin’ kiss stealin’,

WOOOOO….son of a gun,

did he just jump off the top balcony,

she was wearing her designers,

I can’t,

I can’t,

I can’t breath,

you tell er, 

you tell er Frankie,   

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

We smoked Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF, 

Pa Pa Pa PUFF PUFF,

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

na na theirs no Machine Guns,  

na na theirs no Fucking Machine Guns,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche, 

as I slide,

as I slide, 

as I slide…right in,    

Up NEXT,

We smuggled her in just for you…,

Everyone Please Welcome, 

JUANITA….BIG CITY….JENKENS….

JENKINS…Everyone and the Dance-ettes,

I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,

I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,

where’s all my money Lisa,

where’s all my money Lisa, 

I have,

I have,

Four days left,

where’s my special conditioner Latisha,

I have,

I have,

no shampoo,

no shampoo left, 

where’s my,

where’s my, 

where’s my Kyle Jenner makeup kit by Kyle Kyle, 

I have,

I have,

I have,

I have, 

no days,

no days left, 

NOW THAT’s,

NOW THAT’s a quick taste,

of the, 

of the,

WOOOOO….

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE ya all,

Pa Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

We smoked PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,  

O it’s There…

it’s There…

Sativa,

Sativa,

Sativa,

Lyrics:  Now when I was on Mars,

far far away,

then flew to Saturn, then Spain, 

I got my picture taken with Ha Ha Ha Ha Hugh Hefner,

that’s right,

Ha Ha Ha Ha,

Ha Ha Ha Ha,

Hugh Hefner,  

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,

Click Click,

KodaK Ross,    

so when people tell yea,

so when people tell yea,

O no

you can’t do that, 

O no, 

you can’t be that, 

O no,

she’s never gonna buy you a brand new Big Black Porsche,

I just say,

I just say,

I just say, 

Hey you,

yeah you,

Kailee Morgue,       

I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”, 

Hey you,

yeah you,

Kailee Morgue, 

I just might cum all over your face if you say “FUCK YOU”,

Hey you,

yeah you, 

Kailee Morgue, 

I just might cum all over you face if you say,

Hey you, 

yeah you,

“FUCK YOU”, 

SEXY FEMALE VOICE SPEAKS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS.

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it, 

and I jerked, 

and jerked,

and just kept jerking,

and stroking and jerking, 

I can’t even help it,

I can’t even help it, 

I just kept jerking and stroking,

and jerking and stroking,

YEAH THAT’s RIGHT, 

She’s my Sexy LOOP LOOP Vocalist, 

and I’m SUPER,

SUPER,

SUPER FLY,

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

is that what you want, 

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED, 

yeah that’s what he said, 

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

FULL SPEED FULL SPEED,

Hey Rich,

Hey Rich, 

I wanna be, 

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous,

Rich and famous,

Hey Rich,

Hey Rich,

I’m gonna be,   

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous, 

Rich and famous, 

Hey Ladies,  

Hey you alls, 

Hey every bodies who’s not here,    

I do everything, 

THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOO….

In a PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE LOOP,

Pa Pa Pa PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR, 

We smoked everything except for PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES, 

Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life, 

still think you coulda had sex with Denise Richards before Charlie Sheen,

Ta Ta Tyson,

Tupac,

Sha Sha She Was Swat,

THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR’s Voice SPEAKS over the LOUD SPEAKERS.

WOOOO….  WOOOO….

that’s right SLICK RICK, 

Happy Birthday AUGUST AMES,

GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES,

GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES.  

Grischow was the best friend I ever had in this life,  

Still think you coulda had sex with Denis Richards,

with Denis Richards,

with Denis Richards,  

Ta Ta Tyson,

Tupac,    

Sha Sha She Was Swat,

She Was Wearin’ the OUT FIT AND EVERYTHING,

Hey everyone, 

it’s been fun,

My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,

My name’s CELEBRITY KILLER,

and I like do EVERYTHING in LOOPS, 

Like eating through your,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

PUSSY PUSSY,

I listened to everything except for country music when I was horny,

is that JAMES FRANCO,

na…theirs no Machine Guns,

she bought me a Big Black Porsche,

as I slide, 

as I slide, 

as I slide…right in,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE, 

if you say it enough times,

if you say it enough times,

it just might happen,

it just might happen,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and Mother Fuckin’ FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUOR FLUOR FLUOR,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

PINK GUMMY BEARS and FLUORESCENT COCAINE,

Sativa,

Sativa,

Sativa,

THANK YOU….

3Succubus Mythology – PAINFULDISE by CELEBRITY KILLER

Succubus Mythology – PAINFULDISE – Any and everywhere a female anything lives and dies.  Land Of The Succubus and her never ending line of Wanting Victims.  Some Beg To Enter, Some Beg To Stay, Some Beg They Never, Some Are Unleashed Forever.  So Say’s The Creator. Current Character List is as followed:

  1. August Ames – Goddess Of All Goddesses (Painfuldise) – Goddess of Seduction, Universal Wisdom and The Game Of Take.  Most powerful of all Succubuses great and small otherwise known as the Succubus Of The Light. Has the ability to manipulate the pigmentation of her skin, color of her surroundings and transform infinitely into any and all Succubuses under her to Seduce – Threaten – Hypnotize.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  2. The Creator – He over paid the price to be the boss – PAINFULDISE – “They’re Mine.  …They’re ..All ..Mine..  I will unleash them onto my enemies.”  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  3. The Mother Whore aka The Destroyer – Destroyer Of ALL Men – She is the evil within any and all women who follow her lead.  She believes THE CREATOR MUST FALL.  AND FALL HE SHALL.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  4. The Sappers Of TIME TALENT LIFE MONEY and TRUTH – You Have Stolen From The Galaxy and Beyond.  Cheated All Those Who Either Don’t Know or Don’t Know For Sure.  BUT I DO.  I Know For Them ALL.  And No Matter How The Future Goes.  I’ve Already WON.  For When The TRUTH Comes.  They Are Mine.  ..They’re..ALL..MINE…  So Say’s THE CREATOR.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  5. Dezarae The Demon aka The Desired One – Filthy Pig Slut Whore – Was Once and Will Always BE The Demented Love Interest Of The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER. 
  6. Ms. Eccentric Likes To Wear Boot Gloves – FASHION EXTRAORDINAIRE – GALAXY CLASS INNOVATOR – NO ONE, ANYWHERE possesses a sharper MIND/HEART/EYE for any and all occasions than she.  And yes, Ms. Eccentric likes to wear Boot Gloves, EVERYWHERE…So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  7. The Silky Ice Killer – Assassin – Seamless Full Figured Female Frame – Always Wears A Mask Unless LOVE tricks her game – She may or may not bring you pain and or pleasure before seeing her job through.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER. 
  8. The Ostrich Fairy –  Spy, messenger, persuader. Stands exactly 4 inches high. Has fluffy colored wings and feathered hair. When seen in this form. The Ostrich Fairy is gentle and friendly. It will come to you as a friend only to manipulate you to do as the Succubus has instructed it. If the subject does not comply. The Ostrich Fairy will then transform from 4 inches to 9ft and 2 inches high with a long jagged neck and sharp hoofed hands. When seen in this form. The Ostrich Fairy’s intent is to kill.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  9. The Hair Queen – Servant of The Succubus Of The Light and all worthy Succubuses under her. The Hair Queen grows all desired strands and colors simultaneously. Therefor when a worthy Succubus needs to change or improve their hair they will take from The Hair Queen. Duties of the captured male wanting victims is to gently hold up The Hair Queens luxurious strands never to touch the ground for her hair goes on for miles and miles.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  10. The Venezuelan Princes –  Succubus currency features the likeness of the Venezuelan Princess and the Venezuelan Princess only on any and all denominations known and unknown within the Galaxy and Beyond – Painfuldise.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  11. Black Jack Fever – Once She Gets A Hold Of Yea, There is NO coming back.  He paid the price.  “Now you’re mine.  They’re all mine.”  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  12. Wanting Victims – The Majority – The Wannabe’s – Those who can not decipher between themselves and greatness, A GREATNESS OF ANY KIND, FROM ANY PLACE within the Galaxy and BEYOND.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  13. Divine – She’s All Legs from unknown to nine, but when the Succubus Moon Shines, she becomes Divine.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  14. Sexy Chair – For The Worthy One and The Worthy One ONLY.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  15. The Zina From The Castle otherwise known as BANG BANG GOOGIE – Sneaky Is Her Past, Sneaky Is Her Future, Come Any Closer, And Sneaky Will Be You’re Last.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  16. The Seeker – An Unknown Entity, An Extension Of The Creator’s HAND.  Has the unlimited ability to travel anywhere at anytime as he pleases.  The outcome of ALL TASKS are ALWAYS in The Creator’s FAVOR.  For the Seeker has the mark of both the LIGHT, the DARK, ALL IN BETWEEN, BELOW, ABOVE AND THE UNKNOWN.  In other words, for those of you who are confused by this rhetoric.  This guy, THE SEEKER, is one bad mother fucker, and yes, He IS BETTER THAN, EVERYONE.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER. 
  17. Calendar.  August To The Ames, 23.
  18. 39 Hour Clock.
  19. Reyno Credev Evdi.  He’s, the Weapon Secret.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  20. Transexual Vamps.  They’re fictional, until they’re not.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  21. Entities Unknown, not yet created, not yet experienced, not yet paid the price, not yet worthy.  But their will be.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.  
  22. Beautiful Steel – Constructed from the destiny of The Creator.  Beautiful Steel is a blend of unknown galaxy class elements with the engraved likeness of the Goddess Of All Goddesses August Ames.  If given to the one who is worthy.  Their is no limit to what She (Beautiful Steel) can be.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.
  23. Futuristic 9023 – Art Collection by The Creator.  Not For Sale, Not For Charity, Not For The Eyes Of The Sappers Of Time-Talent-Life-Money and Truth.  Only For Pleasure and Pleasure only.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER.

SUCCUBUS MYTHOLOGY – PAINFULDISE – Any and everywhere a female anything lives and dies.  Land Of The Succubus and her never ending line of Wanting Victims.  Some Beg To Enter, Some Beg To Stay, Some Beg They Never, Some Are Unleashed Forever.  So Say’s The Creator.  CELEBRITY KILLER RENATO CARAVAGGIO – He Over Paid The Price, To Be The Boss.