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Celebrity Killer Art

Celebrity Killer Art – Walk through the artistic world of Painfuldise and meet the Lovely-Charming-Eccentric-Seductive-Hallucinogenic-Unknown and most often treacherous Succubus characters within as The Goddess Of All Goddesses August Ames shocks you with her Mesmerizing-Seductive and yes some times Devastating All Mighty Light.

Celebrity Killer Art

SEXY CHAIR Art Book and Television show featuring Exotic European Chairs, Eccentric French Victorian Chases, Gothic Antiquities, and innovative never seen before furniture creations. Renato Caravaggio tantalizes the view with an equally impressive and alluring woman posing next too or on each unique piece. Come with us on this journey as Renato travels around the world and beyond to find the next SEXY CHAIR. Sexy Chair art book/television show is an original creation by Renato Caravaggio and Renato Caravaggio only aka Celebrity Killer.

August Ames

GODDESS OF ALL GODDESSES – I met this one in a magical place called Rainbow and Unicorn. Told me her name was August Ames. Said she was a Goddess from Antigonish, Nova Scotia Canada. RISE, FALL, RISE AGAIN FOREVER. Goddess Of All Goddesses – August Ames – Painfuldise – ANY WHERE AND EVERYWHERE, throughout the galaxy and beyond, to a far off magical place, where even The Creator can no surmise. I Will Always Love You AUGUST AMES. Celebrity Killer.

Celebrity Killer Art

The Oils Are My Twist by Celebrity Killer.


Celebrity Killer Art – Painfuldise – Land of the Succubus and her never ending line of Wanting Victims. Featuring the divinely alluring International Fashion Model Michelle Paula Beique.

Celebrity Killer

Celebrity Killer Personal Quotes – They’re’s a whole lotta mother fuckers out here, makin’ bad movie after bad movie. When’s it my turn to make a bad fucking movie?
Sneaky is her Future, Sneaky is her Past, come any closer, and Sneaky will be you’re last.
My calendar has only one month, and one month only, and that’s August to the Ames, 23.
Only a true female boss can wear Celebrity Killer sunglasses.
She’s a Banger. You gotta be a Banger, to get a Banger.
You can’t have the Celebrity, without the Killer.
I have a masters degree in Hot Ass from Harvard University, and Harvard University only.
The way I engineered the action in this script, with a seamless line running from the beginning to the end, without it being seamless at all, is that of the IQ equivalence of a Nasa engineer, or higher.
My favorite dessert is famous.
Ten dollar sunglasses, on a 43 million dollar smile.
Wish someone was in this flower right now killin’ someone.
Don’t let em’ rub off on yea.
I’ve never seen so many skirts in one place without any tits.
It an’t nineteen twenty nine, you can’t kill em’.
I have one female type, and one female type only, and that’s HOT ASS.
Ms. Eccentric likes to wear boot gloves, everywhere.
Yeah, she should be able to keep my attention for five fucking minutes.
The Fast Man isn’t fast, cause he’s already gone.
Sometimes it’s a slow dance with these Homo’s, if you’re not paying attention, they’ll kill yea.

AUGUST AMES – Goddess Of All Goddesses – With All My Heart – RIP

August Ames - Goddess Of All Goddesses

Sometimes when the world is lucky, a Shining Angel Goddess flashes through our lives to say hello and then goodbye. May the name August Ames always continue to rise above the heavens and beyond, to a far off magical place where even The Creator can not surmise. August Ames – Queen – Goddess Of All Goddesses Never To Die, Never To Fall, Always Rise, Brighter And Brighter, For All Time. Renato Caravaggio – Celebrity Killer.


August Ames was, is and will forever be the brightest of all Shining Angel Goddesses. She was intelligent, pure hearted, wildly talented in all things and supremely beautiful. I feel miracleized to have been graced by her presence. She inspired me to create art, stories and original mainstream characters. I tried to bring her back, some how with my creative mind I tried. But she’s in a much better place now. For she is the Queen within the Galaxy and beyond where all her wishes, loves, adventures and happiness will come true. August Ames – Queen – Goddess Of All Goddesses Never To Die, Never To Fall, Always Rise, Brighter And Brighter, For All Time. Renato Caravaggio – Celebrity Killer.