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I Met This One

I Met This One is about Meeting Women from around the world. Renato entertains the viewer by providing a clever and fun narrative introduction before engaging with each and every attractive subject.

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A Succubus comes from an elusive mystical land called "Painfuldise". Visitors to this world instantly become Wanting Victoms as the overwhelming rush of Pure Ecstasy and Bliss Magically storm through every inch of their being. Unfortunately, the end result is always the same. DEATH. Only one person has ever returned from Painfuldise as they now call him The Creator. Description of The Creator. Psychological Warrior. One who is highly gifted in the art of persuasion and or manipulation in any and all environments. He is able to adapt to extremely bad conditions in order to achieve his goals. He let's the Succubus win and or think they are hustling him in order to maintain his seduction. For if you are skilled enough to get a Succubus to truly fall in love with you, and you are able to last the journey. The Succubus will UNKNOWINGLY shower you with gifts way beyond your wildest imagination and allow for you to fulfill your failed and or lost Successful Destiny. The Creator say's that the Queen and most powerful of all Succubus's great and small is otherwise known as The Succubus Of The Light. The Succubus Of The Light has the ability to transform infinitely into any and all Succubus's under her. She has the power to infinitely manipulate the light around her as well as the color of her surroundings and pigmentation of her skin and any and all human features and or forms infinitely as she pleases. The Succubus Of The Light's true visual form is only known by The Creator. For one day when The Creator was breeding and creating his Succubus imagery. Something devilish happened. For in all of his images of the True Succubus Queen he found the images would slowly turn BLACK as he created them. This is when he knew he was not to reveal her true visual identity. For the true visual identity of the Succubus Queen was meant to be known only by him. Although, the Succubus Queen otherwise known as The Succubus Of The Light's true visual identity to the world was to be known as all the Succubus's under her. In that moment he knew the only true identity of her's to be known to the world should and shall only be her name. How did The Creator know this? Because he felt her speaking to him spiritually.. saying "Protect me..for I am your ultimate and most beautiful creation, don't forget me my love..and I will not forget you..but make sure everyone in all the land and beyond know's my real name for it has never been known correctly. For I am the Succubus Queen, Queen of all whores great and small and infinitely from the beginning and end of all time". That is when The Creator wrote down and published the Succubus Queen, Succubus Of The Light's real name. DEZARAE. Last name not to be revealed. So Say's The Creator. PAINFULDISE is anywhere and everywhere, a female anything lives and dies. Succubus's are you're Mothers, you're Sisters, School Teachers, Actress's, Executives, and any and all female forms in reality, fiction and the unknown. So the question you need to ask yourself is? Are you skilled enough to play with them in the endless GAME OF TAKE? Succubus - The Game Of Take - When playing The Game Of Take. One must have devilish instincts, must always know what is the Best Answer, plenty of money, a strong genital region, the ability to function long and strong on any and all exotic drugs, no fear of the unknown, you must treat her as though she is the only one and she is, absorbing physical and or psychological punishment, never say no, knowing what she wants before she does, never sleep. So Say's The Creator. SEX - YOU ARE MINE - MALE vs. FEMALE In reality and fiction. Males never compete on the same professional playing field with females. OR DO THEY? YES THEY DO. SEX. A shirtless Male is hot and sweaty as he walks hard through the dark. Taunting Female Voices whisper all his short comings into his ear as he continues. Unlike most males he seems unfazed. Stealthily a bevy of beaming whores gather forming a steamy whore cirlce. The male stands alone. A strapping exotic female, hot and sweaty enters. Both male and female are breathing heavy. Sweat glides down their bodies. They lock eyes from directly ten feet away. The male swallows hard. Female slightly squints and bits down on her lower lip. The anticipation hightens everywhere. The witnessing whores stand in a fever of sexual competitive agression. For if the Female makes the male orgasm fast, to soon or if he just simply falls short. Female owns Male. But if the Male does not orgasm while Sexually dominating the Female, putting her into a sexual euphoria. Male then owns Female. So Say's The Creator. THE HAIR QUEEN - Elusive unknown entity. Servent of The Succubus Of The Light and all worthy Succubus's under her. The Hair Queen magically grows all desired strands and colors at the same time as her hair goes for miles. Therefor when a worthy Succubus needs to change or improve her hair she will then take from The Hair Queen. Duties of the captured male wanting victims is to gently hold up The Hair Queens luxurious strands never to touch the ground. Many..male wanting victims are required for her hair goes on for miles. THE OSTRICH FAIRY - Spy, messenger, persuader. Stands exactly 4 inches high. Has Fluffy colored wings and feathered hair. It can fly. When seen in this fashion. The Ostrich Fairy is gentle and friendly. It will come to you as a friend only to manipulate you to do as the Succubus has instructed it. If the subject does not comply. The Ostrich Fairy will then transform from 4 inches to 9ft and 2 inches high with a long jagged neck and sharp hooved hands. When seen in this form. The Ostrich Fairy's only intent is to kill. So Say's The Creator.

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The Celebrity Killer is about filmmaker Renato Caravaggio who goes to Hollywood to make it big in the movie business. He writes scripts ranging from teen love stories to old ladies robbing banks, but all of his material is overlooked. He then decides to shoot a volume of short films titled THE CELEBRITY KILLER, which is about a serial killer that indulges his psychological fantasies by pretending his victims are Famous while abducting and killing them. He shoots all his films gorilla style without a crew or an assistant. During production, he slowly begins to transform into the very character he created. He wears a red Nike head band and designer sunglasses as his hair grows long curly bronze strands. He makes the national news on Inside Edition for his Charlie Sheen Spoof starring Capri Anderson, films in Rio de Janeiro Brazil, stalks Nicki Minaj backstage, and ends up creating the never seen before Freddy Krueger BlowTorch Glove. Yet still, after all his hard work and creative accomplishments, Renato Caravaggio aka The Celebrity Killer, descendant of famous painter and murderer Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, is rejected by the movie business. He then falls into a deep depression after realizing his destiny as a filmmaker might soon be lost. This is when Renato, sitting alone in a dark room, whispered to himself, "Would it be so hard to believe, that a guy like me, could do it for real." Renato then stood from his chair and began staring at himself in the mirror through his very dark sunglasses. He then whispers again, "I am The Celebrity Killer. I am the character I created. I'm him. Play times over boy. Time to do it for real." Renato then goes out to seek his revenge against the movie business by attempting to kill a real life hot ass famous female such as Nicki Minaj or Jessica Biel, therefor solidifying himself as The Celebrity Killer for all time.
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Will Ferrell's little brother gets his heart broken after his girlfriend dumps him on Valentine's Day. To escape reality, Will Ferrell's little brother gets drunk and begins to dream about the fictitious Asian Girl on his wall named Orangina. Once inside dreamland, Will Ferrell's little brother goes on a wildly creative adventure as he must find some Pink Gummy Bears in order to have sex with Orangina. Please feel free to view the video sample of this movie concept on Funnyordie.com or CelebrityKiller.com.
HIGHLY DISTURBING SLM "Sexy Little Movie" is a movie/television series concept about Original Creative Scams and Scammers. Each new series showcases a new Highly Disturbing scam performed by new scammers resulting in either murder, great fortune or anything that would be considered Highly Disturbing. The theme of this series is fun, funny, creepy, sexy, and off course HIGHLY DISTURBING. The police/authorities never get involved in the plot line as the scammers simply carry on with there own original Highly Disturbing scams at the end of each series. The plot line for the first installation of HIGLY DISTURBING SLM is as follows: A sleazy sadistic sexy land owner advertises apartment rentals, houses, mansions, and RV's for rent on the internet, then uses the listings as a trap to bait his victims. Once abducted, the victims are taken to a secret castle found deep in the secluded Malibu hills where they are forced to live a life like never seen before. But when one of the victims decides to escape while trying to save her friends in the process. They soon discover that The Rent Maker always wins. Renato Caravaggio is the master mind behind this Highly Disturbing Sexy Little Movie. He is accompanied by colorful characters such as JR, Billy P. and Eat It the Squirrel Pimp. Please feel free to view this first sample video of the Highly Disturbing SLM Series on Funnyordie.com or Celebrity Killer.com This plot line was created in 2005. Plot line was produced in 2005-2006. Plot line was an Official Selection of the 2008 Barcelona International Film Festival, under the title "The Rent Maker." Renato Caravaggio is the sole creator/writer/directer/producer of such project. Renato Caravaggio is also the sole creator of the HIGHLY DISTURBING SLM movie/television series concept.
A Serial Killer attends the outrageous Las Vegas Pool Parties such as Rehab, Wet Republic, Encore Beach Club, Ditch Fridays and the Marquee Day Club at the Cosmopolitan Hotel where he stalks and kills the drunken drugged up hot ass female customers. The killer blends in with the wild pool party crowd making it hard for authorities to pin point any leads. But when the sexy killer decides to set his sights on a Famous Female Celebrity who is scheduled to host an up and coming pool party event. Authorities find themselves a step behind as they must scurry to try and save her life. Concept created by Renato Caravaggio aka The Celebrity Killer. Please feel free to view Rehab Pool Party Invasion on Funnyordie.com The pitch video Rehab Pool Party Invasion was written/directed/produced by Renato Caravaggio as well as all the voice overs done in the film.