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I Met This One


I Met This One is about meeting amazing women from around the world. Movie features the beautiful and extremely talented August Ames.. and sweet and sexy Veronica Rodriguez. Written, Directed, Produced, Edited by Renato Caravaggio.

Encore Beach Club (2016) Pool Party Blast from Renato Caravaggio on Vimeo.


Encore Beach Club
Encore Beach Club Pool Party Blast is about the documented cinematic travels of people from around the world who go on summer vacation to attend the Las Vegas Pool Parties. Captured, Created, Edited by Renato Caravaggio.

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CELEBRITY KILLER Say's Hollywood Is His TOWN  |  October 6th , 2017

[caption id="attachment_2195" align="aligncenter" width="620"]Renato Caravaggio aka The Celebrity Killer Celebrity Killer Say's it's time for the abundance of unworthy to move over because Hollywood is his town. Same goes for ..Las..Vegas!! For Sometimes, When The World Is Lucky, Guys Like Me Get To Make Real Movies. Sometimes, When The WORLD is LUCKY.
The Low Baller
Slogan “How Low Can You Go”
By Renato Caravaggio and Renato Caravaggio only.
Pukis “The Low Baller” Pendleton is a vile socialite high jinx artist in his mid forties who strives on instigating pandemonium at the expense of others for his own personal entertainment. He resembles Jon Lovitz on Jon Lovitz’s most weaselest of weasel days. He is also the first and only known person to ever use Ancestry.com to discover he is somehow mathematically linked equally to over 5 Thousand Ethnicities making him the very first universal asshole. But when Pukis sets his putrid sights on a Female Hair Stylist, who’s related to a Disco Dancer, and is secretly friends with the leader of the Hawaiian KulaKachu Mafia. The tables of turmoil quickly turn on Pukis giving him a dose of his own medicine.
[/caption] [caption id="attachment_2196" align="aligncenter" width="620"]Celebrity Killer Horror Movie Bunny Baby Run
A group of high school seniors anxiously plan for one last memorable experience before heading off to college. Ironically, they hear about a hot new drug dealer in town by the name of Reyno Credev Evdi. After a brief debate over wether or not they should do drugs. Billy and his slutty girlfriend Sara set up a meeting with Reyno. Renyo presents them with a variety of fancy pills imported from Switzerland and France. But quickly pushes a shiny pink drug on them called Bunny Baby Run. He say’s just one dose of Bunny Baby Run will last them for two whole days. He say’s it’s so rare, Charlie Sheen can’t even get it. Soon after purchasing the “BBR”, Billy and Sara relay the exciting news to their friends. They then all decide to spend the weekend at a vacation house in the woods. Upon arrival, they stock the place with water, soda’s, candy, fresh fruits and have the number of a local pizza shop on speed dial. They then eagerly gather as everyone pops the magical pill together. At first, nothing happens. But as the night slowly begins to creep in.. so as does the Bunny..Baby..Run.. Everyone in the house begins to feel a spectacular tingling sensation through every inch of their bodies. Their eyes explode with love and anticipation as the euphoric environment around them becomes perfectly real. They dance, they kiss, they have creative discussions about super heroes and reincarnation. But when one of the female teenagers drifts off into the house alone. She feels as though someone or something is following her. She becomes frightened as her euphoria darkens with violent colors. She feels trapped. She hallucinates an Evil Monster Bunny with long terrifying teeth and enormous clawed hands. She screams but can not escape the now violently swirling colors. The Monster Bunny proves to be real as it viciously tears her apart. After taking a few deep chomps of her flesh. It raises its bloody mouth and speaks to it’s self in a delighted tone “DELICIOUS, TASTE LIKE BITCH”. Unaware of the murderous attack, the other teenagers continue on with there joyous high.
Noises, louder-louder – creepy animal noises everywhere. The teenagers gather, they realize one of their friends is missing. Surprisingly, they walk in on a group of Evil Monster Bunnies having sex. At first they think their hallucination is hilarious-Laughing-Pointing-Telling Jokes. But little do they know, is that Evil Monster Bunnies don’t like to be made fun of when having sex. They become enraged. The teenagers must run for their lives as the Monster Bunnies begin killing everyone. Only three of the teenagers remain. They sneak outside. They see a house with it’s lights on. They run to it. They bang on the front door. They see a husband and wife with the cutest little two year old baby boy anyone has ever seen. The baby has just learned to walk. The family is overjoyed but remains calm as the teenagers continue to bang on the door. The husband has a chainsaw strapped over his right shoulder. After taking his good old time, he opens the front door. The teenagers are hysterical. The husband is expressionless. He waits for them to finishes with their rambling then replies with a cocky hillbilly tone “Don’t you kids know drugs don’t pay? I’m a hunter. Don’t let me catch you sneakin’ around.. otherwise you’ll be seein’ me sneakin’ on you..”. He then flashes them the chainsaw before closing the door.
The Monster Bunnies are coming!! The teenagers hide in the woods. Dehydration sets in. They feel light headed. All they can do is lay motionless in the weeds. As one of the teenagers goes in and out of consciousness, she finds herself staring at one of the Monster Bunnies. She watches it move towards the Hillbillies house. From through the bay window, she see’s the baby playfully walking on it’s new found legs. Suddenly, the Monster Bunny SCREAMS.. and JUMPS BACK upon first sight of the baby. It chatters it’s teeth then runs away. In a droopy drugged out haze the teenager murmurs to herself “Baby, the baby, the fucking bunnies are afraid of the baby”. A ray of hope sets in. She is inspired. She relays the information to her friends. They successfully sneak into the hillbillies house to kidnap the baby in order to scare and kill the Evil Monster Bunnies. After inflicting their revenge, they are faced with the daunting task of secretly returning the precious baby back to its home. The baby is overjoyed. The teenagers are thankful as the female cradles the baby in her arms. She gently lays it back into its carriage. Suddenly, the Mother appears screaming at the top of her lungs. The Father chases them with his chainsaw. He kills two of the teenagers leaving only the one female remaining. She has nothing left. He closes in on her.. But just as the thunderous bloody blade is inches away from her face. EVERYTHING ABRUPTLY DISAPPEARS. She finds herself stamering-overwhelmed-out of control in the woods all by herself. AN EXHILARATING CHILL STORMS THROUGH HER BODY. She has a hard time speaking but somehow utters out wildly “O, O, O Wow, that was”.
Scene cuts:
Close on: Reyno Credev Evdi’s face. Reyno speaks like a razor “Two Days Up, One Survived, Now that’s what I call a good time, Bunny..Baby..Run…”
THE END:
The new and original CELEBRITY KILLER movie title “BUNNY BABY RUN” and movie concept is created by Renato Caravaggio and Renato Caravaggio only.[/caption] [caption id="attachment_2197" align="aligncenter" width="620"]Celebrity Killer Succubus Movie Divinity brought us together.  Her name was Dezarae The Demon aka The Desired One.  She was divinely beautiful yet extremely vulgar in every way.  Was I her next Wanting Victim or was I Worthy?  Her green eyes took me for a long ride through the night and into the light.  Cupid hesitated before shooting an arrow through her decaying heart.  With the fury of a thousand ancient whore’s she wailed.  She then seduced the unwarranted egos of all the green leafs around me.  My ability to perform quickly faded.  I found myself losing HARD to much lesser opponents.  Would i let Dezarae The Demon destroy me?  And if so, would this prove my love for her is true?  The Succubus Queen otherwise known as the Succubus Of The Light whispered softly through the night.  “Rise… finish him.”  Dezarae ignored the ominous command.  The Queen’s whisper grew louder.  “Rise Dezarae The Desired One, Finish Him”.  One final moment of innocences swirled through our veins.  Dezarae sharply looked into my eyes then vanished.  Where was she?  I couldn’t see anything.  I couldn’t see myself.  Was I floating?  From a million light years away their was a Beaming Hypnotizing Glow.  A slow tear drop drizzled from my eye.  Was I ever to see her again?  I paused for a moment, then like a fearless warrior i yelled, ‘KILL ME!!  GO AHEAD!!  DO IT!!  KILL ME DEAD!!  And so she did.  Over and over it was all so dark the terrible things.  Do I still love Dezarae The Demon aka The Desired One?  YES - NO, always and for infinity, for she is my Succubus and this is the ongoing true story of The Game Of Take.  So say’s The Creator - Renato Caravaggio - Ultimate Cinema Verite Master. 
 
The GAME OF TAKE – I The Creator needs to not only correct myself but all historical dictionaries regarding the definition for the word SUCCUBUS. SUCCUBUS is a unisex word that represents both Female and Male equally. For I have learned that a MALE can be just as Evil Minded – Malicious with Cruel Premeditated Pathetic Intent to try and destroy another persons life, steel their property and or identity, or to simply entertain themselves at the expense of another. EVIL BEYOND COMPREHENSION ..IS.. The definition of SUCCUBUS. Unfortunately for the SUCCUBUS, Church is always in session. For the Camera’s Eye Of GOD is always on, and the Camera’s Eye Of GOD never turns off. Therefor, church is in session when you are watching movies, at work or school, when you are playing ice hockey, during your bachelorette and or bachelor party, when you are getting married, when you are eating frosted flakes, and before the day you are born to infinity. So what makes a FEMALE – MALE – SUCCUBUS think that the Camera’s Eye Of GOD can not see when the SUCCUBUS and or SUCCUBUS’S are engaging in Disgraceful – Heinous – Beyond Evil Acts? I the Creator do not currently have the answer to this question, for I do not and may never fully understand the deepest and darkest layers of evil. But if one or all truly believes in PEACE – LOVE – AND GOODNESS TO ALL – than one or all will never have to worry about becoming a SUCCUBUS before the CAMERA’S EYE OF GOD. So say’s The Creator.
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The Celebrity Killer is about filmmaker Renato Caravaggio who goes to Hollywood to make it big in the movie business. He writes scripts ranging from teen love stories to old ladies robbing banks, but all of his material is overlooked. He then decides to shoot a volume of short films titled THE CELEBRITY KILLER, which is about a serial killer that indulges his psychological fantasies by pretending his victims are Famous while abducting and killing them. He shoots all his films gorilla style without a crew or an assistant. During production, he slowly begins to transform into the very character he created. He wears a red Nike head band and designer sunglasses as his hair grows long curly bronze strands. He makes the national news on Inside Edition for his Charlie Sheen Spoof starring Capri Anderson, films in Rio de Janeiro Brazil, stalks Nicki Minaj backstage, and ends up creating the never seen before Freddy Krueger BlowTorch Glove. Yet still, after all his hard work and creative accomplishments, Renato Caravaggio aka The Celebrity Killer, descendant of famous painter and murderer Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, is rejected by the movie business. He then falls into a deep depression after realizing his destiny as a filmmaker might soon be lost. This is when Renato, sitting alone in a dark room, whispered to himself, "Would it be so hard to believe, that a guy like me, could do it for real." Renato then stood from his chair and began staring at himself in the mirror through his very dark sunglasses. He then whispers again, "I am The Celebrity Killer. I am the character I created. I'm him. Play times over boy. Time to do it for real." Renato then goes out to seek his revenge against the movie business by attempting to kill a real life hot ass famous female such as Nicki Minaj or Jessica Biel, therefor solidifying himself as The Celebrity Killer for all time.
Pink gummy bears
Will Ferrell's little brother gets his heart broken after his girlfriend dumps him on Valentine's Day. To escape reality, Will Ferrell's little brother gets drunk and begins to dream about the fictitious Asian Girl on his wall named Orangina. Once inside dreamland, Will Ferrell's little brother goes on a wildly creative adventure as he must find some Pink Gummy Bears in order to have sex with Orangina. Please feel free to view the video sample of this movie concept on Funnyordie.com or CelebrityKiller.com.
HIGHLY DISTURBING SLM "Sexy Little Movie" is a movie/television series concept about Original Creative Scams and Scammers. Each new series showcases a new Highly Disturbing scam performed by new scammers resulting in either murder, great fortune or anything that would be considered Highly Disturbing. The theme of this series is fun, funny, creepy, sexy, and off course HIGHLY DISTURBING. The police/authorities never get involved in the plot line as the scammers simply carry on with there own original Highly Disturbing scams at the end of each series. The plot line for the first installation of HIGLY DISTURBING SLM is as follows: A sleazy sadistic sexy land owner advertises apartment rentals, houses, mansions, and RV's for rent on the internet, then uses the listings as a trap to bait his victims. Once abducted, the victims are taken to a secret castle found deep in the secluded Malibu hills where they are forced to live a life like never seen before. But when one of the victims decides to escape while trying to save her friends in the process. They soon discover that The Rent Maker always wins. Renato Caravaggio is the master mind behind this Highly Disturbing Sexy Little Movie. He is accompanied by colorful characters such as JR, Billy P. and Eat It the Squirrel Pimp. Please feel free to view this first sample video of the Highly Disturbing SLM Series on Funnyordie.com or Celebrity Killer.com This plot line was created in 2005. Plot line was produced in 2005-2006. Plot line was an Official Selection of the 2008 Barcelona International Film Festival, under the title "The Rent Maker." Renato Caravaggio is the sole creator/writer/directer/producer of such project. Renato Caravaggio is also the sole creator of the HIGHLY DISTURBING SLM movie/television series concept.
A Serial Killer attends the outrageous Las Vegas Pool Parties such as Rehab, Wet Republic, Encore Beach Club, Ditch Fridays and the Marquee Day Club at the Cosmopolitan Hotel where he stalks and kills the drunken drugged up hot ass female customers. The killer blends in with the wild pool party crowd making it hard for authorities to pin point any leads. But when the sexy killer decides to set his sights on a Famous Female Celebrity who is scheduled to host an up and coming pool party event. Authorities find themselves a step behind as they must scurry to try and save her life. Concept created by Renato Caravaggio aka The Celebrity Killer. Please feel free to view Rehab Pool Party Invasion on Funnyordie.com The pitch video Rehab Pool Party Invasion was written/directed/produced by Renato Caravaggio as well as all the voice overs done in the film.